Corrupt a Wish

[Timber Wolf]

You get a piunhptipiagutiagpun!
I wish i had room

[sabby]

Here's your room, a bathroom. There are no windows in there, not even one of those little frosted sliding things, which wouldn't be a problem except that the plumbing doesn't work and it appears that someone used the toilet. You reach for the doorknob to get out because you're about to throw up due to the stench, but it falls off in your hand and better yet the door is jammed.

I wish I hadn't had that extra burrito for lunch today. :P

[Tails]

You now have thrown up everything and every time you eat it repeats.

I wish I was dead.

[sabby]

Alright, you're dead, actually you're a Dead Head (for those who do not know, Dead Heads are fans of the music group, The Grateful Dead). You wait anxiously at a venue that advertises the band will be playing, forgetting that Jerry Garcia has been dead for almost 15 years. Now where are your car keys, even worse, you can't find your 5 bags of Doritos.

I wish I had more drive to get things done.

[Tails]

You get more drive only to be caught at your work on RU. (If this is mean delete it Sabby )

I wish the freaking GBC games would work! Since well CollecToons will be ready in a hour or two..

[sabby]

All the GBC games work, unfortunately, GBC stands for General Binding Company and the only games that involve them are illegal in most of the 50 states, so you get arrested you naughty, naughty boy.

I wish that I had creative control over a television show.

[Tails]

LMAO! Nice one Sabby.

Anyways, you get control of Barney and friends and are tied into it forever.

I wish CollecToons would hurry up.

[V ideoY3K]

ooc: I've been following this game/thread ,but never wanted to play it. I will just this once.

ic: It comes but it's too glichy to do anything with.

I wish people will add me on myspace. (You know what I mean)

[count100]

no one adds you on myspace cause you didn't give out a link to it so no one knows that it exists...

i wish that i had $2000 so i could take my wife to Disneyland for our anniversary and actually stay in a nice hotel for a week.

[sabby]

You find the money (and then some) on the front step the next morning. Unfortunately, the money was part of a bank robbery with the bills being marked. You get accused for the crime and then arrested while on the "It's a Small World" ride. That song is burned into your head for the five years you are in prison. Happy Anniversary!

I wish that I was a pro baseball player.

[StarfoxFan2009]

You become a pro baseball player, only to play for the Nationals.

*Edits*

I wish the Royals would move elsewhere.

[sabby]

The Royals move, problem is it's not the Royals of baseball, it's the Royals (as in Royal Family) from across the pond. They take rule over the country and everyone has to cup their hands when they wave and dentistry as we know it is abolished.

I wish there were 36 hours in the day.

[Timber Wolf]

You get 36 hours in a day, but there is no night, or time to sleep for that matter and you suffer a psychotic breakdown.(Have a nice day!)

I wish i could escape reality(maybe for a week or two)

[Norrin_Radd]

You use drugs to escape reality, and it kills you.

I wish for
MD2: 5bd8fc76c98948c06e3e9fd80b654343
MD4: f61dba2046203f2a51e85a1315b7974a
MD5: 602596778257746ab6367c0cdf878c60
CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 : 3a, 3be9, 841d, 985d45b5

CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
$1$xaFddQU6$BzAWcoO7qiQJ3mgf1lL.v.
(form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
ps15AvO/Nw5dU

SHA1: 12532d8a582209920b18c36dfafd8ca670df2b4a
RIPEMD-160:
bbba33f1 1e67fc5b 4472cc85 a78ce006 261b6d47
SHA2-256:
eb75f071361953941b23492a66b9857d
5d0d512f29c36713d043029a0233522f
SHA2-384:
89979902e2797eb204bfbb61d2b72242
88f5b84472a64452189940134e5c55b2
3cd78c41f077fe3724af565f21f247f5
SHA2-512:
b627dcb54dd7b3819e298079d851ae90
6d10fd6cb8b3f9af4f17d10d37b40303
d2d14d196616b4b9c5f171ef9cc45950
9bdba2f38120392274ffda682f933870
(Try corrupting that!)

[sabby]

Because your wish makes sense to .000001% of people, no one cares about it and you get banned from all sites that you posted it to.

I wish that I had more energy this morning.

[StarfoxFan2009]

You get so much energy you end up destroying everything with one touch.
I wish i was in a video game.

[sabby]

You sit at your computer screen and get sucked into a game, unfortunately you were playing Cheetah Men 2 because you read the thread and thought "It can't be that bad." No, it's much, much worse.

(I was going to say Pong, but I have a some respect for the game)

I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.

[Tails]

LMAO! Sabby caught Cheetah Men 2 fever!

You get fired the very next day.

I wish I wasn't so bored x.x

[sabby]

Cheetah Men 2 fever, nah, just always refer to it when I need a down right awful game that is "a steaming pile of crap".

OK, you're now a wooden puppet, having to be controlled by a slobbering lunatic that tends to talk to you, thinking that you're real. You're no longer (a) board, oh wait, different bored. Oh well, the wish is still corrupted.

I wish that I had some artistic ability.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Your artistic ability turns out to be only drawing stick figures.
I wish i had an DSi.

[ilovepandas]

instead you get a pile of poop.

i wish i didnt have a saxophone lesson butt early in the morning tomorrow

[count100]

so instead of early you have it at midnight and it goes till 6 am

i wish that i had the guts to go and pursue a singing career that i always wanted to do

[Ashums]

But you become a famous dancer!

I wish I could eat as much as Pac-Man does!

[Timber Wolf]

You become bloated, fat, and eventually explode!

I wish I knew the truth about the meaning of life.

[Ashums]

You find out that your life means nothing so you become very depresed and jump off a bridge!

I wish for my own private island.