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Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.

Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is offline

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Last Activity: 10-04-2021 04:56 PM

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  1. sezthemank
    12-27-2009 03:23 PM
    sezthemank
    Yo chuck!
    Sorry about making you cry that time when I punched you right in the balls!

    only messin
  2. joz
    11-21-2009 03:26 PM
    joz
    FACT: Chuck Norris was born with a full grown beard.
  3. joz
    11-20-2009 04:58 PM
    joz
    FACT: Chuck Norris can smoke a cigar underwater.
  4. joz
    11-20-2009 08:22 AM
    joz
    FACT: When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's actually pushing the Earth down.
  5. joz
    11-19-2009 04:16 PM
    joz
    FACT: Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow.
  6. samejamesbond
    11-17-2009 05:27 PM
    samejamesbond
    He screamed? I thought Chuck Norris > Breathing.
  7. samejamesbond
    11-17-2009 05:00 PM
    samejamesbond
    Might I ask what happened next?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mg8EMmOWQI"]YouTube- Honda Ridgeline "Meets - Chuck Norris"[/ame]
  8. joz
    11-16-2009 11:29 AM
    joz
    Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land!
  9. Chuck Norris
    11-15-2009 11:21 PM
    Chuck Norris
    well me and Captain Falcon walked into a bar yesterday and it exploded because you just can't contain that level of awesomeness
  10. samejamesbond
    11-15-2009 01:30 PM
    samejamesbond
    The level of awesomeness between you two of course.

About Me

  • About Chuck Norris
    Biography
    I am Chuck Norris
    Location
    Right behind you!
    Interests
    Blood, death, roundhouse kicks, murder
    Occupation
    Ass kicker
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