guess what

[sezthemank]

i aint going to jail!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i went court yesterday -
got 250 hours community service
a year suspended sentence for 2 years
and 2 year probation

IM BUZZIN!!

im so happy

and also im back...
so be carefull because soon i will be fighting for some trophys!

[Timber Wolf]

Thats good to hear, the 250 hours commun. service sucks, but its better than jail. So, congrats? probsbly not the right choice, but you know what I'm sayin

[david man45]

you never get any though sez :P.

[count100]

congrats on that i know that must be a great load off your mind and welcome back as well

[sezthemank]

you never get any though sez :P.


shut it you lol

bet you have missed me really

[Tails]

booooooooooooooooooooooo

[Dudebro]

Sez is back? Did you break out of jail or something? Do they still send brits to Austalia to serve time?

[oasis]

what there is a free pass to australia???

hmmm evil plan

go to england (the accept anyone) get thrown in jail. Get sent to australia break out of jail. Then live with the dingo's ;)

@dudebro from what I heard and what sez told me.

she did not go to jail but broke her laptop and is getting a new computer.

[sezthemank]

Sez is back? Did you break out of jail or something? Do they still send brits to Austalia to serve time?


hahahahaha
i wish


what there is a free pass to australia???

hmmm evil plan

go to england (the accept anyone) get thrown in jail. Get sent to australia break out of jail. Then live with the dingo's ;)

@dudebro from what I heard and what sez told me.

she did not go to jail but broke her laptop and is getting a new computer.


living with the dingos sounds fun
you could learn how to play one of those didgery doos

[Slime Slayer]

what were you charged with?

[sezthemank]

wounding without intent :(

its not as bad as it sounds
i didnt stab anyone

i was drunk
co-accussed with my fella

my fella beat him up mainly
i tryed to take all the blame....stupidly

at one point i was protecting the guy
thats how i had blood on me

im just glad its all over
ive spoke to the guy since who was beaten up and i gave him a massive hug[br]Posted on: March 04, 2009, 10:38:00 PM________________________________________________ _massive punch lol - only joking

[Dudebro]

I'm not familiar with the laws in limey land, do you get a criminal record now? How serious is it when it comes to looking for a job, ect?

[Winnebagel]

Wow Sez, that sucks! I'm sorry to hear about that, but that's good that you are back in the world again. How are the jail systems in England. Do they give prisoners free cable, gym access, and video games like they do here in the U.S.?

[sezthemank]

I'm not familiar with the laws in limey land, do you get a criminal record now? How serious is it when it comes to looking for a job, ect?


yeah i get a crinimal record
its gonna be near impossible to get a job now

i plan on saving up- and openig my own cafe or somthing
the only job i could possibly get now would be some sort of freelance stuff



Wow Sez, that sucks! I'm sorry to hear about that, but that's good that you are back in the world again. How are the jail systems in England. Do they give prisoners free cable, gym access, and video games like they do here in the U.S.?


yeah you get tv, which you have to pay like 2 pound a week or something

alot of people say prisons a doddle
its like a b+b eccept you cant go out

prison isnt like they show it on TV
people are to scared to say boo! to you incase they get more time on their sentence

UK prisons are a lot easyer then US prisons
i would NOT of liked to be arrested for this crime in the US
i would of got YEARS in prison!

pg13 with all the scary gangster lesbians :-\

[SSBBrawler]

Are you really telling the truth? Honestly? Because it's a bit hard to chew.

[sezthemank]

Are you really telling the truth? Honestly? Because it's a bit hard to chew.


am i telling the truth about what?
ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

[Dudebro]

I'm not familiar with the laws in limey land, do you get a criminal record now? How serious is it when it comes to looking for a job, ect?


yeah i get a crinimal record
its gonna be near impossible to get a job now

i plan on saving up- and openig my own cafe or somthing
the only job i could possibly get now would be some sort of freelance stuff



Wow Sez, that sucks! I'm sorry to hear about that, but that's good that you are back in the world again. How are the jail systems in England. Do they give prisoners free cable, gym access, and video games like they do here in the U.S.?


yeah you get tv, which you have to pay like 2 pound a week or something

alot of people say prisons a doddle
its like a b+b eccept you cant go out

prison isnt like they show it on TV
people are to scared to say boo! to you incase they get more time on their sentence

UK prisons are a lot easyer then US prisons
i would NOT of liked to be arrested for this crime in the US
i would of got YEARS in prison!

pg13 with all the scary gangster lesbians :-\

You need to post more. Sorry, I'm kinda fascinated with british people. I like how we speak the same language but you'll throw in some words that are nonsense to me. For example I've heard people use doddle but not like you did. Is that a common expression?
When I read your posts I imagine you have a cockney accent and it's even better.

[sezthemank]

lol
sometimes you yanks speak better english then we do
some of the stuff we come out with dont make sence atall

you know what i hate, when people other here in the UK decide to say 'period' at the end of a sentence
like
'thats the way it is, PERIOD!'

we dont even use the term 'period' for that, we say ' full stop'
silly gits

have you ever been to the UK dudebro?

oh
i dont have a cockney accent
im from up north in manchester
im a mank (mancunion, usally spelled manc)

my accent is a bit like this guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHLslJRrp2U

or this guy (bez)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zJSGvVuU8w


or this guy at at .27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyU2z-FJr8

[Dudebro]

I must admit when I hear some british people talk I have no idea what they're saying. I catch words here and there but otherwise it's like they're talking in code.
And no I've never been to the UK. I live in New England though, does that count? :P

[sezthemank]

I must admit when I hear some british people talk I have no idea what they're saying. I catch words here and there but otherwise it's like they're talking in code.
And no I've never been to the UK. I live in New England though, does that count? :P




i suppose its because we speak so fast
when british people are on american TV they are told to speak a bit slower

hmmm is your england newwer then mine?

does a new England accent sound enything atall like a English accent?
are you classed as american
or new english?

[Kugyince]

New England is the north-eastern most corner of America. So named because it was the first to be massively colonized. It includes 6 of the 50 states.

http://www.gotechnologies.net/assets/images/NewEngland.gif

Being from Mass, Dudebro probably has an accent close to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0

I have the weird Adirondack accent in which "creek" sounds like "crick" and "week" sounds like "wick". Also some words have syllables added to them like "fire" is pronounced "fi yer". (Sorry, couldn't find a good youtube vid on it.)

[Dudebro]

No I do not have a boston accent. I do slip up and say cah instead of car sometimes but only because my mouth is lazy.

You have the same accent as my mom Tenser, she also says crick. We used to pick on her for that. You from upstate New York by any chance?

[Kugyince]

You from upstate New York by any chance?


Hence "Adirondack accent".

[Dudebro]

Yeah because I care about accents enough to know. You're all rednecks to us flatlanders.

[jim5cents]

ah yes...the flatlander/highlander arguement...i haven't heard about that since i was in college in vermont.

[Dudebro]

I didn't even know I was a flatlander until I lived in Maine for a couple years.

[tanc24]

I didn't even know I was a flatlander until I lived in Maine for a couple years.


Where did you live in Maine? I grew up in Wiscasset, about 45 miles north of Portland.

Oddly enough, Brodyman also grew up in Maine.
That makes 3 Grumpy Old Men who have spent extended time in the great state of Maine.

Weird, huh?

[Dudebro]

Cambridge. The town has one gas pump and no cops. It's basically a pit stop on the way to Guilford(where the local school is).

[Slime Slayer]

calais, do you guys pronounce it kal-ay, or kal-uhs

[Dudebro]

I thought it was pronounced Kal i is(said fast though). I got no idea though, people in maine all talk funny anyways so I forget half the towns.

[sezthemank]

i love the way americans speak
i just melt at the sound of a yanks voice
(most folks from the us dont understand me atall coz i talk to fast)

over here inthe UK every city has a different accent
and we all diss each other, and blame it on football

its wired because since i moved to liverpool
people up here think im posh, even though im from ruff naibourhood!
then again, i have my phone voice - thats posh
and i have my normal voice which is properrrrrr commmenn mannnnn!

manchester has always had beef with liverpool over silly stuff like football
but im a manc living in liverpool, so heres my contrubution!

why do people scream at a beatles concert?
because people are suprised to see scousers working!

manchester 1 -liverpool 0 :)

[Winnebagel]

i love the way americans speak
i just melt at the sound of a yanks voice
(most folks from the us dont understand me atall coz i talk to fast)

over here inthe UK every city has a different accent
and we all diss each other, and blame it on football

its wired because since i moved to liverpool
people up here think im posh, even though im from ruff naibourhood!
then again, i have my phone voice - thats posh
and i have my normal voice which is properrrrrr commmenn mannnnn!

manchester has always had beef with liverpool over silly stuff like football
but im a manc living in liverpool, so heres my contrubution!

why do people scream at a beatles concert?
because people are suprised to see scousers working!

manchester 1 -liverpool 0 :)

That's funny you say that Sez because that's the way I feel about most British accents. They seriously do good things for me. ;D

[Dudebro]

Which yank accent do you like Sez? There's a lot of accents in the US.

[sezthemank]

oohhh i dunno
i think i like them all
if i knew the difference, id tell ya

growwwllll ! lol

theres only the tempo thing i have a problem with
well i dont have the problem, americans do.
a wired thing over here in the UK is that when some rappers are trying to rap
they sound american, exept when its in grime music.

i remember this guy was pretending to be a yank
i knew he wasnt, he was talking too fast to be american
as soon as he had a few drinks down him
he was all scouse "hiyyyyaaa la!!"
...i dunno why scousers say la at the end of every sentence,
its like most mancunions say "man" at the end of every sentence
(i supose its because of all the yardies in manchester)

wow i dont half go on with myself! ha

what sort of british accent do you guys like?

[Winnebagel]

I like everything from what I think of as the posh London accent to cockney (is it still called that?), the Manchester accent (which to me sounds a little cockney), to some that I don't know what they are called. Then there is the accent that the royal family has. I don't know what accent that is, but that's another nice one. I think I just really like British people. :)

[sezthemank]

I like everything from what I think of as the posh London accent to cockney (is it still called that?), the Manchester accent (which to me sounds a little cockney), to some that I don't know what they are called. Then there is the accent that the royal family has. I don't know what accent that is, but that's another nice one. I think I just really like British people. :)

awww thatnk you for liking us brits
we aint that bad noe are we

but one thing......

mancunion accent is nothing like cockney

cockneys sound a lil like australians
(i told a cockney that once and they went mad)

my accent is like this guy called bez who is being intervewed on this -

YouTube - Happy Mondays Interview

[Dudebro]

I like the British accents I can understand. Well, understand at least somewhat, I can't understand the majority of the stuff you guys say either way.

[sezthemank]

most yanks speak better english then us limeys

(lol i cant beleve i said limeys)

[Dudebro]

I don't think most americans speak better at all. I hear so many morons basically making up words, they just don't care. Besides, you guys speak British english.

[sezthemank]

We have some crazy slang over here!

We understand the US's slang, because we copy it
but you guys dont understand us.

I gave this yank my number on myspace once - silly i know- but he didnt understand a word i said, plus he kept asking questions like " why do you keep saying random words in the middle of sentences?"
I said "why are you asking random questions and that?"

[Dudebro]

I understand where that guy is coming from, you guys do say random words all the time. But that's understandable since we do live far away from each other. These things develop over time.

[sezthemank]

id love to know what these random words are!

do me a favor dudebro
next time i use a random word in a sentence, let me know
or just put a little
(@sez - random) or somthing

[Dudebro]

Uh, haven't I asked you about words before?
I think I remember you saying someone "got the biscuit" or something, what does that mean?

[sezthemank]

ahhh "taking the biscuit"

is like taking the..
taking the micky..

If something takes the biscuit, it is the absolute limit.
Re: Taking the biscuit (http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/12/messages/521.html)

I didnt think it meant that
i thought it meant like
"someone winding you up - knowing about it - and still continuing"
kinda like making a mokerey of you

[Dudebro]

Yup that's random.

[Some Dude X]

Its like a Mexican saying "Hallo there want some fish & chips while cheering over football?"

[Dudebro]

Sounds slightly racist but either way they don't call it football it's Futbol.

[sezthemank]

Its like a Mexican saying "Hallo there want some fish & chips while cheering over football?"

your dissing my nationality again, aint you??
(he aint dissing mexicans, he's dissing English)

look
-i do drink tea (hot though not cold like you do in the US)
- i dont know anyone who wears a bowler hat
- i dont know anyone who speaks posh like the queen (we dont all live in london)
- fish and chips are not as big as curry is in the UK
- every person i met that drinks beer/larger does NOT like it warm (yak)
- david beckam and his ratty wife suck
- English breakfast is the bomb
- we havent all got crooked/yellow teeth (we get free dental care for christ sake)
- i would never eat a cucumber sandwich

STOP YOUR STEREOTYPING

....though i do know a lot of people who eat fish and chips while cheering over football. :)

[Kugyince]

-i do drink tea (hot though not cold like you do in the US)
We drink both hot and iced varities, just like coffee.
- i dont know anyone who wears a bowler hat
I own one.
- i dont know anyone who speaks posh like the queen (we dont all live in london)
- fish and chips are not as big as curry is in the UK
They're both common here actually.
- every person i met that drinks beer/larger does NOT like it warm (yak)
Some beers taste better at room temperature.
- david beckam and his ratty wife suck
Agreed.
- English breakfast is the bomb
Yank breakfasts are better.
- we havent all got crooked/yellow teeth (we get free dental care for christ sake)
Lies!
- i would never eat a cucumber sandwich
Plain cukes are awesome.


Win!

[Some Dude X]

your dissing my nationality again, aint you??
(he aint dissing mexicans, he's dissing English)

look
-i do drink tea (hot though not cold like you do in the US)
LIAR!!!
- i dont know anyone who wears a bowler hat
Except Tenser who owns one,
- i dont know anyone who speaks posh like the queen (we dont all live in london)
No, really?
- fish and chips are not as big as curry is in the UK
Curry = Japanese lol
- every person i met that drinks beer/larger does NOT like it warm (yak)
It should be cold.
- david beckam and his ratty wife suck
Lol.
- English breakfast is the bomb
If you say so.
- we havent all got crooked/yellow teeth (we get free dental care for christ sake)
LIAR!!!
- i would never eat a cucumber sandwich
Eww...
STOP YOUR STEREOTYPING

....though i do know a lot of people who eat fish and chips while cheering over football. :)

What Tenser wrote.

[jim5cents]

concerning accents, i read somewhere that the "southern accent" in the us was more widespread and originated in new england, that the "boston twang" was developed in the 1800's.

a pet peeve...movies in which a character speaks with an accent, lets use russian for example, they speak english, but intermix russian words. watch the movie, "xxx" as a prime example of this.

accents are the only thing that changes with region, for example, in new england, soda is soda, but in the midwest, soda is called pop and in the south, soda is coke. mountain dew = coke in the south.

[Slime Slayer]

we call it pop in eastern canada, and dont you u.s.'ers call milkshakes "malteds"

[Dudebro]

I just call it a shake.

[jim5cents]

we call milkshakes milkshakes, we also canadians "those silly people to the north"

[Slime Slayer]

we call milkshakes milkshakes, we also canadians "those silly people to the north"

oh yeah? what do you guys call retards?:)

[Kevin]

oh yeah? what do you guys call retards?:)

Special people. Or retards. :p

[Ragtag]

my accent is like this guy called bez who is being intervewed on this -

Correct me if I'm wrong sez...but i detect a Scottish accent in this Bez fella. Also, my boss is a manc (from Manchester, yes?) and I wouldn't say she sounds like Bez. Of course, she's been in the states for several years so she's probably picking up a bit of a Yank accent. Me ear's probably off.

[sezthemank]

@tenser

- congratz on the bowler hat
PLEASE POST PICTURE!!
- we do drink ice tea too, but not as much as you yanks do
- i disagree - beer should be cold
- what do you class as a yank brekfast? waffles? pancakes?
- again, we have free dental health, why wouldnt we abuse it (free whitening included)
_what the hell is a cuke?

@somedude

- your comebacks are rubbish, they dont even make sence
- why would i LIE about drinking tea? i love tea
- curry, INDIAN acually
- how would you know that larger tastes better cold, your like 12 or somthing aint you?

we call it pop in eastern canada, and dont you u.s.'ers call milkshakes "malteds"

we say pop aswell, i aint ever hurd of it being called soda, only if it is proper soda.



QUOTE=Ragtag;61168]Correct me if I'm wrong sez...but i detect a Scottish accent in this Bez fella. Also, my boss is a manc (from Manchester, yes?) and I wouldn't say she sounds like Bez. Of course, she's been in the states for several years so she's probably picking up a bit of a Yank accent. Me ear's probably off.[/QUOTE]



nah, its noway near scottish,
but now that i live in liverpool,
its turning slightly scouse!

aggghhh noooooo!

heres another accent that sounds like mine
YouTube - Mancunian accent, Steph montage and other stuff

(sorry about the vid, i got board aswell)

YouTube - Oasis - Liam Interview - The Late Late Show 21-02-03 Part 1

the guy with the glasses

[Kugyince]

@Steven: A malt shake is not the same thing as a milkshake.

@Sez: "Cuke" is another term for cucumber.

[sezthemank]

Ohhh a cuke
i get you now.

Speaking of malt,
do you guys get maly drinks over there?

Like horlicks?

@tenser
When are we gonna see the pic of you and your bowling hat?

[CatalystiCam]

Steven I have never called a pop a soda until then :p

I usually just call things pop, garbage milkshakes and stuff to bug americans:p

Fun fact: When we went to california 2 years ago we rented a motorhome and it was febuary so we were at an R.V. park and there was a pool so me and my family were swimming quite a bit and there was americans who thought we were crazy since it was +10 outside. +10 is warm :p

[sezthemank]

+10 is warm lol!
Im from the UK and most americans would proberley find our summers cold. :)

[CatalystiCam]

"Looks outside"

I still see snow.

[sezthemank]

Wow!
is it snowing where you are?
Its boiling hot in the UK!

[CatalystiCam]

well, It was nice two weeks ago when I was sick but as soon as I got better there was a blizzard ;)

But the consolation is this is where we go in the summer:

[sezthemank]

Ahhh....thats global warming for you!

[Kugyince]

@tenser
When are we gonna see the pic of you and your bowling hat?
Nope, drunken table napkins ninja next.

[sezthemank]

cant we have both?

[Kong]

I grew up in Texas and we called them all cokes. I make myself say soda now because calling a sprite a coke is stupid.

I still say ya'll though. And a few other strange southern words that are hard to type.

Ice tea is more of a southern US thing. It is usually sweetened too.

[jim5cents]

sweet tea is definately southern. iced tea up north is always served unsweeted.

[Some Dude X]

So you arent going to jail eh?

I bet the police are mad hehe :)

[sezthemank]

I grew up in Texas and we called them all cokes. I make myself say soda now because calling a sprite a coke is stupid.

I still say ya'll though. And a few other strange southern words that are hard to type.

Ice tea is more of a southern US thing. It is usually sweetened too.

hahahaha - y'all.
Its kind of funny when you hear English people say y'all, it just doest sound right.

[Shades]

I must admit when I hear some british people talk I have no idea what they're saying. I catch words here and there but otherwise it's like they're talking in code.
And no I've never been to the UK. I live in New England though, does that count? :P

Haha, that's great. I live with an Australian, the accents are close enough, I can understand most/all of it. Period.

[sezthemank]

I think Ozzys sound like cockneys!