The worst movie you have ever seen.

[psimaster]

For me the worst movie I have ever seen is a Troll in Cental Park.

[CrispyChicken]

Rubber (2010) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612774/)

It's about an evil tire that rolls around and vibrates and blows up people's minds. Terrible movie. By far the worst movie I have ever seen. If you go into it with a really good mood and want to laugh at a terrible movie, this is the one you want to see.

[Slime Slayer]

At the risk of sounding cliche, it's gotta be the room. I've seen 80's pornos with better directing/writing/production values.

[Seahawk]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1399103/?ref_=nv_sr_3)

Just THE most godawful script I've ever had to sit through.

[Ballas]

Well, I thought my worst was Hollyhead with Johnny Depp but then I watched SHARKNADO... Oh man, that is the worst of the worst...

SHARKNADO: Stars:Ian Ziering (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005575/?ref_=tt_ov_st), Tara Reid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005346/?ref_=tt_ov_st), John Heard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001334/?ref_=tt_ov_st)

[Slime Slayer]

Well, I thought my worst was Hollyhead with Johnny Depp but then I watched SHARKNADO... Oh man, that is the worst of the worst...

SHARKNADO: Stars:Ian Ziering (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005575/?ref_=tt_ov_st), Tara Reid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005346/?ref_=tt_ov_st), John Heard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001334/?ref_=tt_ov_st)


Well, in Sharknado's defense, I'd have to imagine it was supposed to be terrible.

[Ballas]

Well, in Sharknado's defense, I'd have to imagine it was supposed to be terrible.

Tara Reid didn't do herself any justice in that movie either...

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3032.jpg
I mean, I've seen worse, but I at least can respect Plan 9 From Outer Space a little bit more.

[Mikman]

"They," aka "Invasion from Inner Earth," and "Beast of Yucca Flats" are probably what worst movies I ever saw. People often refer to more popular movies on these lists, but many smaller, more obscure ones from older times are just horrible. Even "Plan 9" was better than those two. "Yucca Flats" technically had no actual acting!

[Dudebro]

The Room is hard to beat. It was meant to be this great drama but the director/writer/producer/creepy ugly european guy didn't realize how mentally ill he is. Now he pretends it was meant to be a dark comedy so he can cash in on it and get some fame.

[Slime Slayer]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3032.jpg
I mean, I've seen worse, but I at least can respect Plan 9 From Outer Space a little bit more.

I love how they tried to capitalize om MK's popularity with the costume design.

[RU Joe]

Tara Reid didn't do herself any justice in that movie either...
... or this one:


http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3037.jpg
UWE BOLL!!
:at-wits-end:
Y U No make good video game movies?

My worst movie {only one?}: 'The Car' - basically the same as Crispy's 'Rubber' - a car supposedly possessed by the Devil goes around killing people, destroying buildings, blowing up gas stations, etc.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3038.jpg

'What Evil drives' >:D a 1971 Lincoln Continental with tinted windows? :lol:
At least Evil has the decency to signal when its going to turn left.


http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3039.jpg

Look at the kids' faces:

'I ran Steve Austin {Six Million Dollar Man} over and took his soul!'

- 'Cool!
I'm going to run over the Micronauts and steal their souls next!'

[DrunkN]

UWE BOLL!!
:at-wits-end:

Yuck. It's painful to remember that he exists.

[Tails]

The Dark Knight.

[Dudebro]

Do you guys not watch movies or something? You should broaden your horizons a bit if these are the worst movies you've seen.

[Seahawk]

I don't really watch movies much.

I suppose I should say that the circumstances for viewing the film matter. If I see Sharknado on SyFy (really anything on SyFy) I'm not exactly expecting a masterpiece. In fact I can have a good time laughing at a badly produced movie, which makes it not so bad in the end. Tenser streamed The Wizard before and it was all right because of that.

While watching Transformers 2 in the theater I could do nothing but cringe at every terrible sexual innuendo (there were A LOT), every crappy joke, the general horribleness of the entire plot. I couldn't leave because I was watching with family.

Maybe I more meant "Worst movie experience of all time"? Because that certainly was it for me.

[CrispyChicken]

The Dark Knight.

This is the most loved and most hated movie of all time. There is no in between for this movie. It's either a masterpiece or the worst movie ever lol.

[Dudebro]

This reminds me of those topics on sites like Xbox.com or Gamefaqs where people ask what the worst game ever is. People will say stuff like COD or Minecraft because they either wanna be edgy or they have only played a handful of games. It rustles my jimmies something fierce.

@SH- Of course the plot and dialogue are gonna be trash but you can't deny it was a good looking movie with some nice effects. If you thought about it some more I bet you can find something unwatchable in your brain that you can't unsee.

@DN- Yes that was a complete bastardization but it wasn't that bad to watch. I mean really, you love the original Star Wars movies and don't think they're corny and outdated so your taste is questionable to begin with. Trust me, DD wasn't the worst you've seen.

[RU Joe]

SH:

Maybe I more meant "Worst movie experience of all time"?Well then, that's easy:

Me: 8 years old, at the Drive - In theater with the parents.
Earlier that day, they had bought me a balsa wood airplane {anyone remember those?} which I had with me in the backseat.

At some point during the movie {Moonraker} I must have accidentally dropped my airplane into my popcorn without realizing it.

AS I went to eat some more of that up - until - then delicious popcorn, there was a TASTE , a very, very bad taste that I immediately in my 8 year old brain assumed was poison!
{maybe the premise of the movie being a plot to poison everyone on Earth while the perpetrators hid safely up in orbit had something to do with it?}

I threw a Royal fit, spitting and sputtering and screaming at my parents that I was probably going to die {just like the people in the movie!} from the terrible whateveritwas on my popcorn.
They, of course, knew it probably wasn't poison and after pointing out that it was the balsa wood of my airplane proceeded to give me heck for having overreacted.

{In my own defense I must say that there were a lot of child - killers running around back then, most notably the 'Beast of B.C.' Clifford Olson - which they warned us kids about in school, by the way, so there was some cause for paranoia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Olson

Besides that, balsa wood tastes awful and could easily be mistaken for poison to someone who did not know}

[Tails]

This is the most loved and most hated movie of all time. There is no in between for this movie. It's either a masterpiece or the worst movie ever lol.
I just found it boring, so boring I fell asleep. Only time I've done that with a movie first go.

[DrunkN]

Trust me, DD wasn't the worst you've seen.

I directly stated that it wasn't the worst movie I had ever seen. It just came to mind and I have less reason to appreciate it than I do films that were simply rushed or otherwise not done well. I didn't feel like it was worth the time investment to seriously recall the worst movie I've ever seen, but seeing as you seem personally affected by this I'll reconsider and get back to you.

Honestly I just don't watch a lot of bad movies unless I'm watching some funny critique along side of it. (MST3000 or such) I don't see any real reason to watch bad films.

[Kugyince]

I just found it boring, so boring I fell asleep. Only time I've done that with a movie first go.

Same here.

[Slime Slayer]

A few movies that everyone seems to love, but I don't like, not the worst ever but I thought they sucked:

The Big Lebowski
Trainspotting
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I don't know, I just don't get them.

[Ballas]

Ooh ooh, almost forgot those snake movies... Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, Anacondas, Anacondadas... etc etc...

[dman]

Not sure if it's the worst movie I've ever seen (not far off), but it was a HUGE disappointment and that would have to be the remake of Conan.

And Stevencassidy, I can't believe what you just said! each to their own I guess.

[bearhawk72]

A few movies that everyone seems to love, but I don't like, not the worst ever but I thought they sucked:

The Big Lebowski
Trainspotting
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I don't know, I just don't get them.
That might be the only movie I can remember I could not sit through(there are probably others but thats the one that comes to mind)

[Dudebro]

seeing as you seem personally affected by this
You made me do this, remember that
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3047.jpg

[DrunkN]

You made me do this, remember that
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3047.jpg

Peeshaw. I was being sarcastic.

Has anyone ever seen Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter? It's one of those intentionally awful movies that's great to watch because it's a carefully manufactured type of terrible. I'm not really sure if those kinds of movies count since they usually end up being bad in funny and ironic ways, but I thought I'd bring the genre up.

[psimaster]

For me the worst movie I have ever seen is a Troll in Cental Park.
I shall explain Why. So when I was like, 8, 9, 10 or something, my sisters saw this on the TV. They switched to the channel, since they saw this when they were little and therefore loved it. It was so awful. I tried to change the channel, but my dad wouldn't let me. I had to sit through it. It was torture. Basically there is this stupid troll and these stupid kids and this stupid plot that was just torturous to me.

[KATZ]

killer klowns from outer space..... was supposed to be a horror movie, its so bad it actually becomes comedy

[Kugyince]

killer klowns from outer space..... was supposed to be a horror movie, its so bad it actually becomes comedy

That's a classic!

:at-wits-end:

[psimaster]

That's a classic!

:at-wits-end:
Tim Curry: You like baloons?

[Kugyince]

Balloons more so.

[Mechtech]

The worst movie i had seen is Birdcage my aunt took 4 of her kids to see it and me and my sisters there. I never knew about homosexuality the whole movie was traumatizing for me to watch I don't even like thinking back about it:thinking:

[RU Kitty]

Under the "CAT'-egory of a movie soooooooo bad and cheesy, it's good...
"Basketcase 2"....!

I based my vote on that I didn't like some of the more, erm... Creative... costuming. In both idea and execution. Here I go, sounding like I know what I'm talking about...(supernoob much...?).! Hahaha! HOW do some of these stupid movies ever get made?? Imagine the pitch trying to get backing for any of these stupid movies...! Unreal!
Love, RU Kitty

[D.B. Cooper]

The worst movie I've ever seen and I've watched some bad ones.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3061.jpg

Not the worst but worst of what I would consider block buster hits.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3062.jpg

[Dudebro]

Aw don't be so hard on Pink Flamingos. It's meant to be a shocking black comedy and in that respect I think it accomplished it very convincingly. It's very poor quality because it was shot on a tiny budget and in the free time of the people involved.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/3063.gif

[Paul]

Dragonball Evolution. Huge disappointment.

[Mikman]

Would anyone complete a movie despite that one hated it within an hour?

[CrispyChicken]

Dragonball Evolution. Huge disappointment.

Oh! Avatar the Last Airbender too :p (M Night Shamalamadingdong one)

[DrunkN]

Would anyone complete a movie despite that one hated it within an hour?

Sometimes movies end up being good after a bitter first hour. Imo a recent example is the Tom Cruise film "Oblivion".

There's a plethora of notoriously bad films originating in Turkey in the 70s and 80s. I haven't watched any, but I've seen clips and they're pretty abysmal.

Turkish Superman - YouTube

[Dudebro]

Don't be trolling. Those are obviously made with hilarity in mind.

[DrunkN]

Don't be trolling. Those are obviously made with hilarity in mind.

If they are then the idea escaped me. I've certainly never heard of any of these films being made as parody.

It also brings me back to my earlier question: do intentionally bad movies count as bad movies?

[Dudebro]

Not parody, just light hearted fun. It's pretty obvious that they weren't going for serious if you watch that clip you posted.

Yes intentionally can count as bad, if it's done badly. A good example are those god awful "comedies" like Date Movie. I went into that cold without any bias and it didn't make me laugh once, I actually felt embarrassed for the people in the movie.

[D.B. Cooper]

Would anyone complete a movie despite that one hated it within an hour?

I finish every movie I start no matter how much I think it sucks. Sometimes it takes me all day and a bunch of beers but I always finish.

[Mikman]

I always try to watch each movie so that I can judge it properly, although I didn't complete a few.

[Dudebro]

I finish every movie I start no matter how much I think it sucks. Sometimes it takes me all day and a bunch of beers but I always finish.
Why? When I watch a movie and it's terribly uninteresting and unfunny I feel like watching anymore of it is wasting time.

[dman]

Have to agree with Dudebro on that. Why suffer it if you're just not enjoying it? There are so many crappy films nowadays it's not often I end up sitting through a whole one anymore. I think TV series and games have long taken over movies for quality entertainment.

[Mikman]

I understand that, but I still believe that one must complete something so that one fully understands it. Also, truly bae movies strengthen one's resistance.

[Dudebro]

Oh bull. You don't need to complete something to understand it. A turd is a turd regardless.

[Mikman]

That may be true (although I wouldn't quite say it that way), but I still like when I finish what I start.

[D.B. Cooper]

Ya, I think that's what is for me as well. Just a desire to finish what I started. That and the feeling that if I quit now, I might miss the only good part.

[Mikman]

That's also true.

[Inkubus]

Bio-Dome

[Mikman]

Has anyone seen Babel? It's not the worse movie, but it's the greatest example, to my knowledge, of unfullfilled pretention, and I enjoyed it less than most movies, even worse made ones.

[JPE]

The whole new Star Wars Trilogy.

Lucas destroyed the greatest movie trilogy ever... with this braindead, computerized Muppet Show. Plus the new movies had the worst dialogue ever.

[Dudebro]

I agree the new trilogy was less than awesome but I think it was mainly because of a few characters and their dialogue. Annakin Skywalker was cringe worthy in every scene he was in. Jar Jar was just terrible. Even Natalie Portman was bad I thought, which is very unusual for her.

On the flip side of that I think there were some good performances. Christopher Lee as Dooku was awesome for example. Then again he could read a phonebook and I'd watch it. Also it had some great visuals.

I mainly replied because of your comment about Star Wars being the best movie trilogy ever made. What? There's plot holes and cheesiness throughout and it does not stand the test of time very well. There's also that whole thing where Luke and Leia are about to become lovers and then George Lucas decided he wanted to make more money so he changed the story and made them siblings.

[CrispyChicken]

I believe the greatest trilogy ever made belongs to Lord of the Rings :arrogant:

[JPE]

I mainly replied because of your comment about Star Wars being the best movie trilogy ever made. What? There's plot holes and cheesiness throughout and it does not stand the test of time very well. There's also that whole thing where Luke and Leia are about to become lovers and then George Lucas decided he wanted to make more money so he changed the story and made them siblings.

It's hard to be objective because I grew up with those movies. And I was what... 10-12 years old. It's mostly just nostalgia of course.

But still... I think the father and son plot was unique in the original trilogy... and that end battle in the Cloud City in ESB was probably the best scene in movie history.

The old trilogy had really special "atmosphere". There was nothing left of that in the new trilogy. And the guy who played Anakin was the worst choice ever. He had charisma of a damp rag. :D

Yeah... Christopher Lee and Ian McDirmid are amazing. But even they couldn't save it.

[TodayIsForgotten]

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar. I saw this in 8th grade. I remember falling asleep in the theatre. I never have fallen asleep on a movie in my life. Something tells me if i go back to it, I may like it.

[Mikman]

Despite how inferior the prequel trilogy, it's not near the worst cinematic series/sub-series ever.

I never fell asleep during a movie, but with some movies, that would have been better.

[psimaster]

I believe the greatest trilogy ever made belongs to Lord of the Rings :arrogant:
I never watched Lord of the Rings. And now there is the Hobbit. Haven't watched that either.

[CrispyChicken]

I never watched Lord of the Rings. And now there is the Hobbit. Haven't watched that either.

Definitely put it on your to watch list. Best movie series of all time imo. Hobbit has been very good but just not as good as LotR which is not bad considering :p

[Dudebro]

The Hobbit movies are a disappointment. Not only is the story too "disney" but they took huge liberties with the story and pretty much butchered it.

[CrispyChicken]

As someone who never read the book, I thought that the first one was ok, while the second one was fantastic. I was actually able to distinguish between the dwarves this time around compared to the first in which I really didn't know anyone outside of Thorin, Gloin, and Balin.

[Dudebro]

The only good parts of the Hobbit trilogy so far are Gollum & Bilbo and Bilbo and Smaug.

[Mikman]

I realize why some may dislike the new Hobbit films, and they don't truly compare to LOTR on the same level, but I enjoyed them, even if I question that the filmmakers made a trilogy instead of a dilogy*, which I could more easily believe. The other dwarves didn't majorly play into the plot, so that one distinguish them isn't essential.

[Dudebro]

It's not about comparison really it's about them spreading out a tiny book to fit the same length as LOTR movies which came from a big novel and taking huge liberties with the story. The Hobbit was already a kids book but they seem to wanna go even further in the direction, that's why I called it Disney.

[RU Kitty]

I found reading the "classic" book, was always better than the movie. LOTR was almost as good, though, IMO.

[Dudebro]

Reading the book is almost always better. In the case of the Hobbit though it seems like they just read the cliff notes and made up the rest as they went along. I'm surprised I didn't hear the Tolkien estate being upset about it.

[TwinChargers]

When DVDs first started to gain popularity, but were not as mainstream as VHS, I bought the budget DVD of Goin' Overboard starring Adam Sandler. I figured I liked Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. It was powerfully awful. He may make some bad movies nowadays, but Goin' Overboard is easily his worst.

[Dudebro]

Is it worse than "That's my boy"? That movie was pretty unwatchable for about 99% of it's runtime. It's almost like he was forced to make the movie by a contract and he committed himself to doing the worst job possible without getting fired.

[Mikman]

Those kinds of movies are so lazily done that they barely count as films.

[Slime Slayer]

I'm not 100% certain, but I think Adam Sandler might be a troll. There is a scene after the credits in Jack and Jill, where Al Pacino makes a gag about how terrible the movie was. I've never seen it but I read about it somewhere.

It's like he's gonna see a huge return on any movie he makes regardless of quality, and he knows it.

[Dudebro]

That's kind of what I was thinking too. He does make some genuinely funny stuff but other times he just goes way overboard with the cringe worthy crap. Maybe it amuses him and he's so filthy rich he can just eat the loses and laugh about it.

[bearhawk72]

That's kind of what I was thinking too. He does make some genuinely funny stuff but other times he just goes way overboard with the cringe worthy crap. Maybe it amuses him and he's so filthy rich he can just eat the loses and laugh about it.
He usually writes,produces, and stars in them too, so he gets more money than if he just acted in it.

And if that wasn't enough he owns Happy Madison productions that produces most of the ones he's a producer on. And when he's not producer, he may still get his company to be the production company or production company on movies he's not even in.

[Mikman]

I understand that filmmakers like him continuously make bad films because they're lazy, it's easy and people continuously watch them. So why do people continuously watch them?

[psimaster]

I understand that filmmakers like him continuously make bad films because they're lazy, it's easy and people continuously watch them. So why do people continuously watch them?
Because they are idiots.

[Jason L. Davis]

Worst movie had to be House Of Wax with Paris Hilton.....She can make ANY movie Horrible!

[RU Joe]

Because they are idiots.
That's what they call us, yes.
But I think there are a few reasons people go to see movies:

1. The movie experience: big screen, big sound, popcorn, munchies, and maybe a date? :kiss::kissed:

2. People get bored of their everyday lives, and seeing a movie provides them with experiences they normally would not have otherwise; an 'escape' from the norm, if only for a short time.

Also, because most of us must remain in the 'closed' business mode of thinking much of the time, a lot of people simply don't {and can't} have good enough imaginations to 'escape' from that closed mode on their own, and movies provide that escape for them.

3. Unfortunately, with movies as with too many other things, it's BUYER BEWARE!
All we have to protect us are third - person accounts and movie 'reviews', and even so it must be understood that those peoples' tastes may be different than our own.

ON TOPIC:

I got some DVD's a while back {anyone remember those?}

One of them stars Danny Trejo, the guy from 'Machete' {and oddly enough the same guy who played 'Uncle Machete' from Spy Kids} in a movie called Rise of the Zombies .. and it's BAD.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_01/3167.jpg

Definitely one of the worst zombie movies I've seen to date.

[Slime Slayer]

Even Levar Burton couldn't save that film.

[psimaster]

Oh, god....that movie......

[Dudebro]

But it says it's a must own movie? You guys must be mistaken.

For real though this movie isn't really a movie, it's a made for TV movie produced by SyFy channel. You know, the channel that dropped any pretense of showing real science fiction in favor of "so bad it's good" B movies and shows. Another big red flag is French Stewart as a scientist or doctor. You guys are obviously taking the movie way to seriously. What's next, a scathing review of Sharknado?

[Slime Slayer]

But it says it's a must own movie? You guys must be mistaken.

For real though this movie isn't really a movie, it's a made for TV movie produced by SyFy channel. You know, the channel that dropped any pretense of showing real science fiction in favor of "so bad it's good" B movies and shows. Another big red flag is French Stewart as a scientist or doctor. You guys are obviously taking the movie way to seriously. What's next, a scathing review of Sharknado?

Well since when are there guidelines for what qualifies as a bad movie? This is supposed to be a catch all isn't it?

[Dudebro]

I'm just saying that made for SyFy movies aren't on the same level as a movie that is meant for theaters. They're intentionally bad and super corny.

[Mikman]

Do you notice, though, that these bad Syfy and Asylum films, and other similar films, seemingly make much effort so that they have as many cliches as possible? I suppose that it's part of the whole "bad movie experience," but cliches usually result not from effort but the lack thereof.

To me, though, these "sci-fi" movies aren't as bad as many of the so-called comedies which pretend that they're good. Most are terrible and unwatchable.

[Dudebro]

Yeah SyFy is enthusiastically jumping the shark with all their movies. When one craptacular one does well they rush out another similar one to capitalize on it. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt because I'm a big fan of stories but they're usually so awful and boring I can't make it through them.

Back on the point about Adam Sandler being pretty unfunny recently. I read that he's up for a record amount of Razzie nominations and he might win worst actor for a third year in a row. Now that's funny.

[Jason L. Davis]

Wouldn't surprise me, He deserves a razzie with all these crap films he's been releasing lately. " That's My Boy " was only half decent, I think the most compelling film that he has done lately has had to have been "Reign On Me "

[RU Joe]

One of my favorite movies, so bad it's good:

Revenge of Dr. X
* This movie is Public Domain, so enjoy!

The Revenge Of Dr X - YouTube

In case you don't want to watch it there are several things about this movie which are so odd as to captivate my attention.
Most importantly is how the 'Doctor' isn't named Dr. X, but is in fact called Dr. Breggan from the very first scene.

It stands my hair on end thinking about the scene where Dr. Breggan is showing Noroko the Venus Flytrap = what he says is absolutely true, and may have you looking at plants in an entirely different way ..
They are AWARE! :tremble:

Dr. Breggan combines a Venus Flytrap with the Japanese aquatic plant Venus Vesiculosa {may be fictional plant} and the result is a humanoid looking plant which feeds on just about anything!

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_01/3194.jpg

At some point during the plant's development, Dr. Breggan claims to have scratched his hand, and begins wearing a leather mitt to 'protect it'.

However, during a scene where you can see the doctor's leather mitt he reaches into a cage and grabs a mouse, which he places in the mitt .. and the mouse screams then falls suddenly silent .. which leads me to believe that he was becoming in some part like the plant, but for some strange reason there is no further suggestion of him changing .. :\

Anyhow, it's 1970's B - movie horror with a Japanese - movie monster feel, cheesy music, inconsistent storyline, and even a character who looks and acts like Ygor!
Gotta love it.

BUT WAIT, there's more!

You know the 'SAW' series of movies?
I think this was the origin, featuring Vincent Price:

The Abominable Dr. Phibes!

The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) - YouTube

Not exactly the worst movie, I was just thinking of it and comparing Dr. Phibes to Jigsaw, in his various incarnations.

[Kong]

I just watched one of the worst movies I've ever seen, San Andreas Quake (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4547120/). I learned a new word. Mockbuster (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mockbuster). I thought I was watching, "San Andreas", which probably isn't much better.

If you like getting drunk and making fun of movies then SAQ is actually worth a watch. Snowpiercer is also a horrible movie that's fun to play Mystery Science Theater to.

[Uter]

At the risk of sounding cliche, it's gotta be the room. I've seen 80's pornos with better directing/writing/production values.

The Room IS the worst movie ever, objectively. It doesn't have one redeeming quality. It actually makes me uncomfortable in its horrendousness. It's like the opposite of seeing something that makes you believe the world might be alright after all.

A few movies that everyone seems to love, but I don't like, not the worst ever but I thought they sucked:

The Big Lebowski
Trainspotting
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I don't know, I just don't get them.

Conversely, these are three of my favorite movies of all time.

killer klowns from outer space..... was supposed to be a horror movie, its so bad it actually becomes comedy

Also, Killer Klowns is awesome. It's a perfect example of how to do a horror/comedy well - a difficult feat to pull off.

[ZedIsDead]

By overall quality, Birdemic: Shock and Terror is the worst movie I've seen. However, I do take enjoyment out of its sheer ineptitude at every turn. The same goes for Puma Man, The Room, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Troll 2, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Robot Monster, and many others.

As for my least favorite movie, it's Monster-A-Go-Go, by a long shot. I really don't like 47 Ronin, Armageddon, R.O.T.O.R., and The Castle of Fu Manchu, but none of those come close to the hatred I hold for Monster-A-Go-Go. First off, it's boring as shit. Second, everyone you meet in the first half of the movie gets thrown out in the second half(This is because it was an unfinished movie that was picked up and completed by another director three years later, when they couldn't get the original actors back). Third, the scene where they're preparing to take down the monster is so dragged out that I'm convinced it took at least twenty minutes. Finally, the ending is probably the worst I've ever seen. Fuck that movie.

[RU Joe]

The Room IS the worst movie ever, objectively. It doesn't have one redeeming quality. It actually makes me uncomfortable in its horrendousness. It's like the opposite of seeing something that makes you believe the world might be alright after all.

Zed:
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That movie gets more beatings than a punching bag at a {insert appropriate location here}.

Here's an idea: :snicker:

A punching bag with Tommy Wiseau's face on it at select screenings of The Room; mount it on a sturdy pole with 4 pictures of him printed all around so several people can have a go at him at once on their way in / out of the show.



Make it like the old style 'test your strength' game you used to see at Exhibitions, Fairs, Midway Arcades, etc. so when people give it a good hard punch in the face it activates a hammer which travels up the center of the pole to ring a bell at the top.


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^
Happy happy
Joy joy~!

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:lol:

[phoenixlnj]

As far as TV movies go, probably any monster/animal movie. Pteracuda, Sharktapus, Whale Wolf, or what ever animals the execs at SyFy feel like crossing and trying to shove down our throats. Sharknado was bad because it was a spoof of a monster movie, trying to be real, trying to be a spoof. Do we really need 4 (God help us if there is 5) of these awful excuses for movies?

As far as the big screen goes, Spy Kids(Any), Alvin and the Chipmunks (Can't believe they made 3 of these), Smurfs, House of the Dead. Makes me wonder if there are people that actually tell these people not to make some films because it doesn't seem like it.

[krehztim]

I know this makes me an uncultured swine, but Rocky Horror for me. I like weird, unique, creative stuff, but this movie for me is just the worst. I can even make it through a few musicals - that's not the issue. I just don't get the cult following. I've tried multiple times. I feel like I'm defective or something, but I think it SUCKS.

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As far as TV movies go, probably any monster/animal movie. Pteracuda, Sharktapus, Whale Wolf, or what ever animals the execs at SyFy feel like crossing and trying to shove down our throats. Sharknado was bad because it was a spoof of a monster movie, trying to be real, trying to be a spoof. Do we really need 4 (God help us if there is 5) of these awful excuses for movies?

As far as the big screen goes, Spy Kids(Any), Alvin and the Chipmunks (Can't believe they made 3 of these), Smurfs, House of the Dead. Makes me wonder if there are people that actually tell these people not to make some films because it doesn't seem like it.

And I actually liked Spy Kids 2, but then again, my kids were really into it at the time. Sharknado 3 was palatable only because it had a ton of hometown personalities (DC area). SyFy was such a great idea when it was launched, and it just got destroyed.

[drworm75]

I thought it would be fun to watch the non-MST3K version of Manos: The Hands of Fate when it came out on Blu-Ray. I was wrong.

[tjverm60031]

Meatballs III

*Walk Off Home Run*

[PP1969GR]

If a movie is the worst you ever seen, then you don't even remember the title:)

[Slime Slayer]

Batman Vs. Superman. They could not have gotten it more wrong.

[Dudebro]

Yeah that movie was a big let down. I already don't like Superman but I felt like they took a decent superman(Man of Steel was ok) and ruined him completely. Batfleck was unconvincing and uncool. Wonder Woman was alright though. Pretty hot too.

[George Riley]

I recently saw Trolls 2. I can't put it on the worst movies ever list. Main reason is I felt it was a horror movie made for 10 year olds. Sort of like a crummy Goosebumps movie.

[CrispyChicken]

I recently saw Trolls 2. I can't put it on the worst movies ever list. Main reason is I felt it was a horror movie made for 10 year olds. Sort of like a crummy Goosebumps movie.

They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!

[Francute]

I tought the worst movie i've ever seen was: Attack of killer tomatoes.

But at least, that movie were a bit hilarius, and recently saw a completely stupid disaster thing full of trash...

That thing was called: Movie 43 .... Yuck^(Busy Beaver - ∞)

[Slime Slayer]

Yeah that movie was a big let down. I already don't like Superman but I felt like they took a decent superman(Man of Steel was ok) and ruined him completely. Batfleck was unconvincing and uncool. Wonder Woman was alright though. Pretty hot too.

I only made it halfway through, I didn't get to see Wonder Woman. I jumped outta my seat when she made an appearance in the trailer. To me, it was just a terrible version of a Tom Clancy style film. There was nothing at all Super Hero about it, and soooo long and drawn out between anything of interest happening, I felt like I had watched 3 hours of it. And yeah, Affleck was a poor choice.

[Dudebro]

Wonder Woman has a small part but she gets a bunch of good hits on the bad guy and she barely gets hurt. Superman manages to get tossed around like a punk and distracted by his stupid girlfriend. Batman is out of place and runs a lot. It didn't seem well thought out. I was kinda surprised because Afleck is supposed to be a big fan.

Oh and Lex was cringeworthy 99% of the time.

[Slime Slayer]

Lex I actually didn't mind. Usually I am against when films stray from the comic book origins, but I thought Lex was okay, he was pretty much the only one with any character.

[Dudebro]

Well you only made it halfway, he gets worse.

[Slime Slayer]

I was also several beverages deep... so maybe you are right.

[Dudebro]

Despite all that it really isn't even close to the worst movies I've seen. Just disappointing.

[Slime Slayer]

It's really just the fact that it's supposed to be a Superhero movie, and is anything but. Tetris is a great game, but it's a terrible Mario game.

[PP1969GR]

Instead of worst, why don't we make a thread about our best top ten.
Alphabetical odrder.

[krehztim]

Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage. Worst ever.

[Dudebro]

@steven- It's basically a reboot and expansion of superman movies. The first half or so is build up. The last act has a long, dramatic fight. Unfortunately the bad guy is uninspired and shallow.

@PP1969GR- I think there is a topic about that but if not feel free to make it.

[ZedIsDead]

Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage. Worst ever.

What are you talking about? This is the greatest moment in cinematic history:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2016_12/6305.gif

[krehztim]

OK, I'll give you that 10 seconds, it's awesome. The other two hours - an abomination.

What are you talking about? This is the greatest moment in cinematic history:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2016_12/6305.gif