Cookie Clicker

[Seahawk]

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Click the cookie to get cookies. Spend your cookies on upgrades to make cookies faster so that you can spend more on upgrades to get more cookies even faster in a never ending cycle of cookie making.

Spend as much or as little attention on it as you want. Pay attention to it pedantically or leave it running in another tab checking on it occasionally. Progress is saved in your browser cookies (not a pun) and you can export a password to transfer progress between browsers and/or different computers.

Love your grandma.

[joz]

Kinda fun actually

[Kong]

:face:

[DrunkN]

:face:

:laugh:

I'm going for a cursor only challenge.
16 cookies per second so far.

[Barra]

Why is this so addictive. At like 200 per second

[Kugyince]

76 million a second.

[Barra]

Nice!!

[yoshi_star10]

I don't know why but I find this really addicting. How did you find it?

[Slime Slayer]

I'm hooked, up to 1600/second.

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There is no way Grandma isn't based on this:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2741.jpg
She even said something about getting moist once.

[joz]

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3095&stc=1&d=1379707834

[CrispyChicken]

Once you get the ball rolling, this game is really fun.

Does it save automatically or is there something I'm missing?

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Nevermind I found it in Menu.

[Slime Slayer]

Up to about 2.2 million, what a horribly addictive game... does it ever end?

[Barra]

Lets hope so.
At over 50mil/second now

[OmegaShadow]

I got to over 46,000 per second before quiting yesterday. It's rediculous how addicting this turned out to be.

[CrispyChicken]

I'm at 109k per second at the moment.

[Slime Slayer]

I have become casual.

[Kong]

This topic makes me sad. I feel like I don't even know any of you any more. Do you even know what a game is? Because this is not one.

[Kugyince]

Kong will now be the one to determine what is and isn't a game and how you should spend your free time.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2742.jpg

*After re-reading, this post comes off as snide. Just wanted to point out that I'm just being playfully sarcastic.*

[Slime Slayer]

There is something enchanting about watching your numbers multiply, that being said, you are totally correct, and I am about done with the game.

(that was referring to Kongs post)

[CrispyChicken]

Honestly just a fun thing to play for the day. I'll be bored of it in a couple of days. It is addicting, I'll say that.

[Seahawk]

COME AT ME.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3096&stc=1&d=1379740073

[Slime Slayer]

Honestly just a fun thing to play for the day. I'll be bored of it in a couple of days. It is addicting, I'll say that.

I've gone full circle, now I'm just pissed at the game for wasting my time.

[joz]

fun till I got bored. good fun for one day.

[Kugyince]

I have crossed the threshold. 1 billion cookies per second.

The grandmatriarchs have awoken. They are not pleased.

[samejamesbond]

I tried it, but I got bored really quick.
It wears on your fingers.

[Slime Slayer]

I clicked that damn cookie 77,283 times.. I don't how I'm going to live with myself.

[Seahawk]

I clicked that damn cookie 77,283 times.

You played for 2 days. I've played for weeks and I have 89k manual clicks. Did you do nothing else all day other than click? Sounds like you were playing it wrong.

(btw there are achievements for getting to a million cookies with 15 clicks (the amount needed to buy the first cursor)........and another for getting there with 0 clicks (have to reach first cursor with golden cookie clicks only))

[CrispyChicken]

Yeah I only have 11k clicks lol

[OmegaShadow]

To be fair, I never considered this to be a game; my attention has been occupied by lessor things.

[Kugyince]

I have 53k clicks in 4 days but that's slowed down considerably since I only click during a multiplier now.

[Seahawk]

All things come to an end.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2744.png

I begin anew.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2745.jpg

[Wolf]

fix the clock

[Slime Slayer]

You played for 2 days. I've played for weeks and I have 89k manual clicks. Did you do nothing else all day other than click? Sounds like you were playing it wrong.

(btw there are achievements for getting to a million cookies with 15 clicks (the amount needed to buy the first cursor)........and another for getting there with 0 clicks (have to reach first cursor with golden cookie clicks only))
I've got a really good mouse that allows for many clicks per second, at very little effort, it might have taken an hour or two at the most.


And how the heck was I playing it wrong? I noticed my output about doubled when I clicked... so I clicked.

[Barra]

Try this out SC
The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You? (http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/caffeine)

[Slime Slayer]

Quite a bit past then end of the chart, I don't think that's much of an achievement though.

[Barra]

It should tell you how many times you clicked in 30 seconds

[Slime Slayer]

It should tell you how many times you clicked in 30 seconds

Nope, just takes me to some christian mingle site.

I got 107 on this site:
BrainBashers : 10 Second Click (http://www.brainbashers.com/10seconds.asp)

To clarify, I don't think I'm any better than average at clicking fast.

[Seahawk]

With almost 42 quadrillion cookies produced in this run, at only 48 billion cookies per second I am now completely priced out of the upgrades market on this round.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3097&stc=1&d=1380011807

I finally managed to get the 100th cookie collider, giving me the full set of achievements.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3098&stc=1&d=1380011819

This run is over. Tomorrow round 3 starts with even bigger production bonuses.

[Kugyince]

Time to click some cookies. 90 Antimatters and going!

[Barra]

Im over this now. Not really much else to do....no way Im getting the golden cookie shadow achievement

[Kugyince]

I have felt the glory.

The glory of x7 and x777 together.

It was almost as good as sex.

[Seahawk]

I held off on the reset and I got it earlier today, packed in 2 quadrillion cookies from it. Enough to push me to the 700% boost, a nice round number :). I reset right after it was done.

[Barra]

x7 and x777 dont stack do they? In terms of cookie multiplier

Ive had two x7's at once but the multiplier didnt change.The duration stacked, though.

[Seahawk]

The x7 and x777 multiplier effects do stack. You will get insane clicking power in that duration while both are active.

[Kong]

https://www.google.com/search?q=auto+mouse+clicker

On an average computer you should be able to get about 100K-200K clicks per hour while you sleep.

[Seahawk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2761.png

[Kong]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2762.jpg
http://sharepoint.northiowa.org/staff/price/SiteAssets/SitePages/Home/Work%20smarter,%20not%20harder.jpg

[Kugyince]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2762.jpg


So when are you going to start allowing turbo for score submissions?

[OmegaShadow]

Feh. Using auto click is more satisfying to me than risking a wrist injury.

[Kugyince]

Authentication: (on my third run now)
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2764.jpg

[Slime Slayer]

This guy went pretty nuts:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2765.jpg

[Seahawk]

Hax.

[Barra]

https://www.google.com/search?q=auto+mouse+clicker

On an average computer you should be able to get about 100K-200K clicks per hour while you sleep.

I tried one last night and got over 4 million clicks in about 8 hours

[Seahawk]

There is a beta for dungeons at http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/beta/

Along with this changelog:

18/09/2013
- dungeon beta - this is a beta (it will undergo several changes before being applied to the live version)
-first dungeons! (you need 50 factories to unlock them!)
-cookie chains can be longer
-antimatter condensers are a bit more expensive
-heavenly chips now only give +1% cps each (to account for all the cookies made from condensers)
-added flavor text on all upgrades

As for my own cookie progress log: Still on run 3, 129 quadrillion cookies in. Prices for everything are through the roof. 75.511 billion cookies a second, which is a pittance compared to what I can get from stacked golden cookie effects (currently 634 trillion instant cookie reward). I think I have figured out my optimal formula of when to reset, which is why I haven't done so yet.

Plz RNG goddess give me a stacked x7 + x777 click phase, it'd be awesome D:.

[DrunkN]

- dungeon beta - this is a beta (it will undergo several changes before being applied to the live version)
-first dungeons! (you need 50 factories to unlock them!)

And here I thought I was free from it all...

[Seahawk]

And here I thought I was free from it all...
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3117&stc=1&d=1380504570
There are never enough cookies. Never.
Starting round 4 now.

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2773.jpeg

I had some fun with modding the game through its web page coding but it's a hassle. A lot of text bits are un-editable.

[Seahawk]

Updated! Now at 1.0375.
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_10/2781.png

[Barra]

This is still too damn addictive. STOP ADDING STUFF

[Seahawk]

No. Embrace the lifestyle, click cookies forever!

FOREVER.

[Barra]

Auto clicker FTW

[Seahawk]

Cheats! D:

My hand crafted cookies taste better than yours.

[Seahawk]

Bwa ha ha~
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3151&stc=1&d=1383182739

[Seahawk]

New update! v1.0411

Yeah, that's right, I'm still going. I picked it up again last week after a few months off.

This update adds a new building"Prisms" for even faster cookie making.
A new bar at the bottom of the screen will time your frenzy/clots.
New achievements (for more milk and more cookies) for having 150 of a building which is no small feat for the higher ones.
More seasonal cookie upgrades, and you can now switch between holiday events.

[Slime Slayer]

Wow.. loss of words...

[Dudebro]

Seahawk plays this but he's somehow bored of minecraft.:smirk:

[Seahawk]

I don't even have to do anything except watch numbers go up and occasionally click things that make them go up faster.

Perfect game for number fetishists.

[Barra]

I really wish you didnt bump this thread

[Slime Slayer]

I don't even have to do anything except watch numbers go up and occasionally click things that make them go up faster.

Perfect game for number fetishists.

Such fun.. wow.. many cookies..
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_02/3306.jpeg

[Seahawk]

You can play dogeclicker if that's more your thing.

Dogeclicker - Earn doges! (http://dogeclicker.tk/)

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3306&stc=1&d=1392441914

[Slime Slayer]

Well, I guess I'm in no position to discriminate.. game on SH

[OmegaShadow]

Perfect game for number fetishists.

Someone should tell Sho Minamimoto about this!
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_02/3307.jpg

[Seahawk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3311&stc=1&d=1392515783

I would be absolutely okay with a The World Ends With You sequel.

[Seahawk]

I broke the long number counter.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3386&stc=1&d=1398463059

Or for you short number people
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3385&stc=1&d=1398463059
That's 10^21. Took almost a year to get that many.
Big numbers are big.

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3387&stc=1&d=1398463215
Praise it faget.

[samejamesbond]

"Quest of the Demoknight" Final Level Playthrough [Saxxy Awards 2013 Best Comedy Finalist] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVMVPJVVV4#t=270&autoplay=1)

Still can't into videos.

[Seahawk]

You can't embed videos to start at a specific moment here, so it wouldn't have worked anyways :P.

And again, remove the 's' from 'https', and preview post to make sure it comes up.

[Kugyince]

Congrats on making the sextillion club. Eyeing to be the first to break one septillion?

[Seahawk]

It took around 8 months to get to one sextillion, another three orders of magnitude will take a while.

I hope I can have a x7 + x777click combo again sometime. I haven't had one of those in forever.

[Slime Slayer]

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

[Seahawk]

1 sextillion is a very large number.

Here's a site (http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/default.asp) that may help you grasp how large of a number it is.
Large numbers on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_numbers)
Orders of Magnitude on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_%28numbers%29)

[D.B. Cooper]

I'm at 11 quintillion but I'm only 1,674 hours into my game. Interesting that I already have almost as many buildings as you do, 2,134.

[Seahawk]

You start peaking on how many buildings you can buy, even with resets. The price just gets way too high, and the price increase rises with each one you get.

Eventually, buying fewer of the low tier buildings is more useful to save it for more high tier buildings.

[Seahawk]

10^24

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3831&stc=1&d=1428014717

[Mareeps]

You guys are still clicking cookies?

[DrunkN]

You guys are still clicking cookies?

The cookies mine themselves at this point.