your momma

[oasis]

throw out your best your momma jokes here they only rule i have is only post 1 or 2 at a time... but dont go over 2


Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

[HeroofTime]

OH YEAH WELL YO MAMA SO FAT TAT SHES FAT LOL TAKE TAT ;)

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN SHE SENT THE EARTH HEADING TOWARDS THE SUN!!

[DarknessMush0323]

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL OUT A TREE SHE WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL

YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE DIED IN A FOOD STORE.

[oasis]

your mom is so ugly she threw a boomarang and it never came back.

[HeroofTime]

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE TOOK A STEP SHE DIED FROM EXHAUSTION

[DarknessMush0323]

Your momma is so fat when she fell out of bed the house split in half.

[oasis]

you mom is so fat we used her as the house

[DarknessMush0323]

Your momma is so fat that we had to use a fork lift to get her in the back seat of the truck.

[oasis]

the fork lift would not pick up your momma

[DarknessMush0323]

Your Momma is so dumb she had to take the first grade over again.

[oasis]

wait did you mom go to school....

you mom is so dumb she thought gravy was a color

[count100]

ok here ya go... your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie... arrrrrrrrggggg

[DarknessMush0323]

Oh Yeah Your momma is so ugly when she went into the house of mirrors they all broke.

[HeroofTime]

YO MAMA So FAT THAT WHEN SHE FELL OUT OF BED SHE BROKE THE EARTHS CRUST

[DarknessMush0323]

Your momma is so dumb she failed first grade math.

[HeroofTime]

O RLY!

YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE FAILED PRE-SCHOOL

[count100]

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

[oasis]

Those are pritty good but how about

you momma is so fat she thought jupiter was some kind of new donut hole

[powerfullove]

Your mama's so old, she almost got into Noah's Ark but they couldn't find the "female" of her species.

[count100]

your mommas so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

your mommas so fat that she's half Scottish, half Irish and half American

[Tails]

your momma is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

[count100]

your mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing.

your mommas so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

[count100]

your momma is so stupid she put a puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.


your mamma is so old she was the only Creature in Jurassic Park they didnt have to animate

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo Momma is so fat She saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie!

[count100]

your mommas so poor they put her photo on food stamps.

your mommas so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

[count100]

your mommas so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.

your mommas so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn

[oasis]

those are some nice ones count

you mamma is so ugly the only ones that will hang out with her is mexicans...

i know that was bad but who care its only a joke

[count100]

nice one there oasis lol but here ya go...

your mommmas breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away

your mommas so ugly even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.

[oasis]

your momma is so ugly she was sloth from the goonies

[count100]

nicely done....

your mommmas so ugly, she made a blind man cry

your momma is so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock

[oasis]

your momma is so dumb and poor she does not know what a penny looks like

[count100]

your mommas so fat she was baptized at Sea World

your mommas so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky

[oasis]

nice but you already said the sea world one
your momma is so stupid and forgetfull i rubbed off on to you

[count100]

didnt know i said it already lol well how about this then

your mommas so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote

your mommas so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

[powerfullove]

Your mama's so fat you need to throw a boomerang just to get her belt around her waist.

[count100]

your mommas so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

your mommas so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

[count100]

your mommas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

your mommas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste

[oasis]

your momma is so fat food just gets sucked into her black hole she calls her mouth

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

[count100]

your mommas so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room

your mammas so fat that God created her...and on the seventh day rested

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and they all ran for the border!

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

[count100]

your mommas so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave

your mommas so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.

[count100]

your mommas so old she has Jesus' beeper number

your mommas so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

[oasis]

you momma is so stupid ... she had you

[count100]

man you are giving me a workout here.... but here ya go

your mommas so old her birth certificate says expired on it

your mommas so old that when she was in school there was no history class

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

[count100]

your mommas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper

your mommas so old she ran track with dinosaurs

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

[count100]

your mommas so old shes blind from the big bang

your mommas so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

[count100]

your mommas so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

your momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

[count100]

your momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies

your momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

[count100]

your momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

your momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo Mamma's feet so smelly that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

Yo mama so big that she was going for a walk in Florida but tripped over the Mississippi River and fell head- first in Canada.

[count100]

your momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

your momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Your momma smells so bad that not even skunks want to be near her.

[count100]

your momma is so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout

Your momma is so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

[count100]

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Your momma is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

[DarknessMush0323]

Your Momma is so fat when she fell Titanic sunk.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought a belt was a piece of chewing gum

[oasis]

your momma is sooo ugly .... she looks like Tails

[DarknessMush0323]

Your mom is so stupid that she thought toothpaste was white out.

[oasis]

your momma is so fat I tried to drive around her and i ran out of gas...


your momma is so smelly even the mold growing under her arms gasp for air

[HeroofTime]

O YEAH WELL YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE THOUGHT THAT THE LIQUID WHITE OUT WAS A KIND OF PAINT

HAHA WAT NOW

[oasis]

your momma is so stupid she tried to use the liquid white out to paint the house

[HeroofTime]

yo mama so stupid she was pregnant with you lol

[oasis]

Yo mama so white she makes Micheal Jackson look black

[DarknessMush0323]

Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map

Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.

[oasis]

theses forums were so inactive today your momma must have eaten all the users

[HeroofTime]

http://uploads.neowin.net/forum/post-108813-1136869006.jpg
ur mom^

[david man45]

I made this myself and one of the few original "Yo Mammaers."

Your mamma's so stupid, she lit herself on fire... just to burn weight. ;D ;D :D :D :) :)

[oasis]

Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.

[david man45]

This is for starwars fans
yo mamma is so fat Java the hut said, " :o :o WHOA!! :o :o"