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Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon
Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon
Public Service Announcement Disguised as a Game
Published by Chuck Norris
02-04-2010
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Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon



That above image is how I feel about the video game I am about to review



Yes Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon, a God awful P.S.A cleverly disguised as a video game to prevent children from smoking... as if those cops who came to our school and the quadrillions of anti-smoking commercials didn't tell us otherwise.

OK you play as Rex Ronan, a surgeon who is trying to make medical history by performing a MICRO SURGERY on the spokesperson for a major tobacco industry. Rex shrinks down to size to save the guy's life, in his body he finds little robots and other crap as the company doesn't want the public to know about the dangers of smoking... there is the game's first problem


<---- THE SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING IS MANDATORY FOR ALL TOBACCO PRODUCTS! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT?!?!

THE SECOND PROBLEM... THIS GAME CAME OUT IN THE EARLY 90s I BELIEVE WE ALL KNEW ABOUT THE DANGERS OF SMOKING! WHAT YEAR DO THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN? 1477? JEEZ!


OK well this game's got the standard ending, you save the dude's life and the company gets shut down....how typical


Gameplay- God awful

Graphics- standard graphics

Controls- again God awful

Sound- crappy

Will I ever play it again?- I'd rather get a lobotomy and 2nd circumcision

I Know this review was short but it's a GOD AWFUL GAME... not much to say here
<-------NOW THESE ARE GOOD MEDICAL GAMES!!!



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Well duh, Atlus made em.
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Well duh, Atlus made em.
Which is why I said that they're better games
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:13 AM
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Atlus ftw. Everything I've tried from them was epic win.
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Old 02-04-2010, 01:12 PM
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Atlus ftw. Everything I've tried from them was epic win.
well everything except Snowboard Kids for the DS, other than that yeah Atlus kicks ass, can't wait for Trauma Team. I am a huge fan of the Trauma Center series.
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Re: Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon

Snow board kids for the N64 was decent though.
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Snow board kids for the N64 was decent though.
Yeah, decent is the word... maybe I should review Trauma Center 2nd Opinion for the Wii as I was playing it yesterday.
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