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The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer - #2 - Cheetahmen 2
The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer - #2 - Cheetahmen 2
Go to the right and attack.
Published by xtremelean
02-07-2011
Author review
Graphics
20%20%20%
1
Sound
80%80%80%
4
Replay value
20%20%20%
1
Challenge
40%40%40%
2
Tilt
40%40%40%
2
Average 40%
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The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer - #2 - Cheetahmen 2

Cheetahmen II... this is what people called the unholy grail of gaming. But infact, it's the worst game ever.... for the NES. The worst game ever is Superman 64 but on to Cheetahmen II.

Cheetahmen II is a sequel from Cheetahmen, a game that was put with the horrible combo, Action 52. The directors thought that a sequel would be great for the company, but the cartridge of Cheetahmen II just borrowed from the action 52 cartridge putting a sticker saying Cheetahmen II on it. Wow, this must mean it could be bad. Well, in the next paragraph, I'm going to write a complete summary of how I think of it.

Cheetahmen II is an unforgivable, good-for-nothing pile of vomit that got splattered onto the face of the Earth. It's continued existence is life's greatest mystery. A game that I wouldn't choose if I were stranded on a deserted island. In fact, I wouldn't choose this game over anything. It's a complete, jitteral waste of time, energy and space. If the world were to end now by meteors falling from the sky, the game would be so bad, that it wouldn't be damaged, because the meteors are too scared to touch it's awfulness. That's how bad it is.

Don't play this game. Cause it will scar you and leave a permanent mark in your brain about the horrible disaster that was caused by playing Cheetahmen II.

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Re: The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer - #2 - Cheetahmen 2

I'm am going to take a guess at the next game and say it's Metroid. also, good review Xtreme
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Re: The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer - #2 - Cheetahmen 2

I think we got a few Cheetahmen fans here, so this might get fun. Personally I've never played this nor do I think I'll ever play it. Nice review. I liked it.
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Re: The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer - #2 - Cheetahmen 2

The music is awesome, everything else sucks about it.
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Jitteral?
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Re: The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer - #2 - Cheetahmen 2

It isn't that bad, I've played worse. Besides, the music was pretty catchy. The only problem was that the game wasn't done.
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