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Chuck Norris Super Kicks
Chuck Norris Super Kicks
So dang insulting
Published by Chuck Norris
11-10-2009
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Chuck Norris Super Kicks

This game sucks

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Old 11-10-2009, 05:16 PM
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Awesome review!
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Old 11-10-2009, 05:20 PM
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You should know. You starred in the game.
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Old 11-10-2009, 06:07 PM
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Awesome review!
Agreed!
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:30 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

Well it's not the best review but at least it's honest and straight to the point.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:23 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

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You should know. You starred in the game.
I did but that game was an insult to the name Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

Dudebro couldn't of said it better.
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Old 11-11-2009, 12:15 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

The game wasn't that bad. It just takes a little while to familiarize yourself with it.

But the review made me laugh pretty hard.
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

Sometimes, less is more. I had tried the game in the past and hated it. Remembering that, this review made me burst out in laughter.

+1

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Old 11-11-2009, 06:42 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

I've played this game I think three times. Why so often? I kept forgetting that I tried it before!
(Even ET for Atari beats this one)

Again excellent review.
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

Wow, this made me laugh out loud, my girlfriend gave me a dirty look. Haha.
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

@Ninja: Wheres the Cheetahmen 2 Review?
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:46 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

Well, it convinced me not to play it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

I think people should try this game. You can't appreciate the pure fail until you experience it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

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I think people should try this game. You can't appreciate the pure fail until you experience it.
After 10 times playing it, I still haven't gotten the controls.
It's that bad.
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Old 11-14-2009, 03:30 PM
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I think people should try this game. You can't appreciate the pure fail until you experience it.
So am I the only one who has the tolerance for this game?
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Re: Chuck Norris Super Kicks

Yes.
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So am I the only one who has the tolerance for this game?
Sure seems that way.
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