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Originally Posted by Kong
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I like the sounds of that.
As for predictions, I predict that Kong will break the Commodore Amiga code, and 1,000+ Amiga games will show up on RU in 2010. This will lead to more than 2,000 new members joining because of the hallowed computer (they are out there even as we speak waiting for a place of their own), and more than $1,500.00 in donations inspired by Amiga fans coming to RU on their pilgrimage to AmigaMecca. I predict that more than 50% of this Amiga donation money will be put in by my brother and myself.
Also, in 2010, politics will once again see a shift, as the Elephants gain more seats in Congress and the Senate. The Elephants will promise to bring America back to the people (just like the Asses did). In spite of this, neither side will actually come through on any promises, and things will remain corrupt with power mongers in control. The leaders of both parties will still vacation together in Hawaii despite their alleged hatred for one another. The people will lose again, and the economy will not gain much ground.
On the war front, more skirmishes will be fought all throughout the middle east, and things will heat up in parts of Europe. The TSA will talk about tightening up security, but they will still continue to primarily keep their searches geared towards 2-year-old babies.
On the star front, there will be a few new divas and a few new celebrity meltdowns. Look for Lindsay Lohan to stay on her current pace and age 20 years this year. Brittany Spears will meanwhile continue to regain her humanity. Meanwhile, Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. will continue to be the talk of the entertainment world, and Iron Man 2 will rock the Earth.
In gaming news, Tiger Woods new game will quickly be retitled to Phil Mikelson 2010 when it is released on the Wii. On the 360 version there will be DLC called, Tiger's Hole in One. This will be a bonue putting game, but all the greens will be recolored to blonde, and brunette.
Rumors will circulate that Sega is going to get back into the console business, but it will prove to be untrue again. Also, the foolish donkeys at Sega will still not announce development on a new Eternal Champions game for next gen consoles, but will instead insist that fans really want Virtua Fighter 16 even though no one has bought any copies of the last 14 games.
The Wii will continue to sell units for the first 6 months of the year, but will see a decline in the back half. Xbox 360 will continue to steadily take more and more of the market share, and PS3 will continue to survive as Blu Ray takes more hold of the home video market. Also, God of War 3 will sell 800,000 copies in its first month of release.