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Re: who would win?
at face value obviously dn, because hes older but on the other hand i could picture cam going absolutely nuts, after taking a couple a couple shots to the nose. then cam would start making trex noises and clenchin his teeth and swinging for the fences. cam catches drunk with a huge right, and at the end of the round they both go back to their corners doing that will smith about to cry lip thing. you can tell both fighters are hoping for a teacher to come break it up, but this isnt the school yard boys, its time to nut up. they put down their gameboys and head into round two. drunk flys in with ball attack, but cam counters with a sumo headbutt for double damage! now there on opisite sides of the ring spamming hadoukens for a solid minute. cam tries to go for a fatality mid match, the crowd lols because that was stupid. drunk taunts him and then they exchange a few metal blades. now its time for the dreaded driving stage, they dont have light guns so drunk uses a p-wing and cam spams his tonooki suit to get through. tysons next, drunk sneaks around back and pulls tysons shorts down to his ankles, cam procedes to hundred hand slap the groin area, tysons out, well done boys.
if you read that, my deepest apologies, i dont know what happened i just started typing.
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