I'm definitely more into salty than sweet. Beef Jerky, popcorn, sunflower seeds, you get the idea.
When I go for sweets, I lean towards ice cream, although I do have a weakness for Gummi-like candies like Mike and Ikes. I love me some Mike and Ikes.
Getting back to some previous posts, I know Dave's insanity sauce very well. In high school, my buddies ruined an entire day of school lunch with the stuff.

How? Let's just say the cafeteria ladies never left out vats of "serve yourself" BBQ sauce on Popcorn Chicken day ever again.
Nowadays, if I want spicy, I go for the greatest stuff on earth: