Church of Captain Falcon
A recient and rapidly growing cult over the past years has become the "Church of
Captain Falcon". They preach that if they follow the ways of the Falcon Punch, Kick, and Yes, one will become enlightened, and acheive eternal peace. The cult even goes as far to label Captain Falcon as their savior:
( Click to show/hide ) Outside one of the Church of Captain Falcon's House of Worship:
( Click to show/hide ) This raises the question, is worship of a fictional character wrong? Although it's relatively unknown who was the single individual person who conceived this cult, it isn't the first cult to worship video games. The first was established in late 2005, called the Church of Tetris, which claimed "all people should recieve the glory of Tetris" and all against them will be "crushed in a rain of blocks from on high!" Official Website: Church of Tetris Currently, of all video game cults, the Church of Captain Falcon is the fastest growing mainly because of its simple guide lines and because the texts are often based off of Christianity. Take for example the cults Ten Commandments:
( Click to show/hide ) They also have changed several gospel songs (an altered How Great is God): How great are your moves, show to me How great are your moves, for Him to see How great, how great are your moves Personally, although I find Captain Falcon one of the most awesome things to grace this planet, I think it's absurd to worship something that doesn't exist. Reciently, a parody website named Halolz has jumped on this craze and created several texts from scriptures in the Bible of Captain Falcon from the actual Christian Bible:
( Click to show/hide ) Many groups have panned this cult for such a ludicrous idol to worship, such as Brawl in the Family, a popular SSBB webcomic which created a series in parady of the cult:
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lame, but it isn't the first time some fanatic was speaking gibberish about some false icon....preach on i suppose.
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I voted no. The rest of this topic is a facepalm.
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This pretty much this thread up
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Perfect, +1
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I still believe the Church of Dudebro is superior.
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To answer the original question posed in the poll, I think it is only okay to worship a fictional character if the character is the Lord James T Kirk. To worship other characters would be blasphemous (except for James Bond which might be forgivable or Captain Picard which is totally understandable).
Video game characters really shouldn't be worshipped (unless its Johnny Cage or Ken Masters). Amen! |
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Duke Nukem wouldn't want to be worshipped. It would be too time consuming and would take him away from ladies and killin' (and lady killin'), so I wouldn't worship him out of respect to Duke. Pitfall Harry, he's cool, but gators devour him so easily, I would be more inclined to worship them than him. |
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That doesn't look like a cult to me.
@Winnelbagel: I'd totally agree on the Ken Masters cult. What about Dante from Devil May Cry? or Bayonetta, or Kratos. |
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At least Kratos is a badass who literally kills gods. |
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Bayonetta: She looks little goofy. She does have certain aspects worthy of worship, but I don't know... Kratos: He actually is a god, but he wouldn't be so good to his followers. It might not be worth it. |
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Am I the only guy who voted "YES!"?
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There is always going to be someone worshipping something fictional. At least with the established religions that people follow, its as far as we know not fictional.
I mean it was scientifically and chronologically proven That Jesus did exist. I wont go into religious beliefs of my own one way or another, but fanatics are everywhere no matter what we are talking about. There will be a cult worshipping this comet or that tree or something or other whether it be a "made up" charector or not. I guess my point is, is that everyone needs something to believe in, just dont try and get me to. |
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Well I'm not sure where I got my Information, I believe it was the history channel. But I was sure that it was a known fact that he did at least exist as a man. The more I think about it i do believe it was the history channel. But yeah proven that he did exist, but not wheter or not he was divine. I mean I knopw they have the shroud of (T-word) in exhibit. I mean I would have to do some research for you to find out exactly where it was that I gotr that.
But that isnt even what matters, I'm just sayin that even If i dont think its right to worship a fictional charecter, that everyone needs something to hold onto to get them through their day. Even if its that you dont beleive in any divinity, well then most people strongly hold onto that. That there isnt anything out htere ya know. |
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People worship fictional beings all the time. How about the much beloved invisible man in the sky?
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How is an April Fools day joke becoming a serious debate?
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