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Old 11-10-2009, 11:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.Chuck Norris intelligence, kindness, and good looks are blinding.
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So glad I found this site

I love this site, it makes me feel like a kid again, everyone on here is super cool and I have 5 friends here and I joined like a couple days ago, thanks guys! This website is seriously kick ass!
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Old 11-11-2009, 12:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

It's good to have you, but if you want to stay, I'm afraid your going to have to shave your beard...
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Old 11-11-2009, 12:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

Great now i gotta kick myself in the face
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Old 11-11-2009, 12:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

Now we'll be able to see the secret fist under Chuck Norris's beard.
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Old 11-11-2009, 06:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

You're right this site is kick ass!
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I'll make a try.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!


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Old 11-11-2009, 10:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I love that one

My other favorite is "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits".
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I love that one

My other favorite is "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits".
Well my personal favorites are the ones in my fact generator
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

Chuck Norris HAS counted to infinity... twice.
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:51 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

fav Chuck Norris joke: They once thought about making Chuck Norris toilet paper, but then they found out that would not work because Chuck Norris doesn't take any crap!

I'm glad that I found this site as well. Its extremely entertaining while I pass the time between and maybe even in classes at college. :-p

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Old 11-19-2009, 02:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

police label anyone going up against chuck norris as a suicide
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Welcome to the site, watch out for Doodbra.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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A little late tails, as usual.
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2009, 07:28 AM   #15 (permalink)
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A little late tails, as usual.
Blame my work week.
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Old 11-26-2009, 11:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: So glad I found this site

Chuck, watch out we have your kryptonite, BRUCE LEE!!!!!
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