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Old 03-22-2008, 05:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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you might be a redneck if....

what ya gotta do is put in your best you might be a redneck jokes,

like for example one that i saw today made me thik of one.

you might be a redneck if your funeral procession is led by a horse trailer
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Old 03-22-2008, 06:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

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Old 03-22-2008, 07:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

a redneck is a name for some people that are too country like i am.... see jeff foxworthy for the other definitions of redneck...


like this for example...

you might be a redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

or you might be a redneck if your cars and house are both on blocks...
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you might be a rednneck if you marry your sister.
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

you might be a redneck if you have 1 car that is runnning and 14 cars that aren't
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

You might be a Redneck if you're your own grandpa.(For those who don't know that was a song, funny one too.)

Oh and a redneck is actually from working outside all day(like on farm), thus getting a red tan on your neck. I've lived in areas with rednecks, they're proud of it. Oh and if they happen to live in higher altitudes they become HillBillys.
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

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You might be a Redneck if you're your own grandpa.(For those who don't know that was a song, funny one too.)

Oh and a redneck is actually from working outside all day(like on farm), thus getting a red tan on your neck. I've lived in areas with rednecks, they're proud of it. Oh and if they happen to live in higher altitudes they become HillBillys.
see the futurerama episode where fry became his grandpa?

and you might be a redneck if you eat possum
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

your a redneck if you looked at Dudebro's post lol
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

you might be a redneck if the most commonly heard phrase in your house is somebody go jiggle the handle...
and dudebro i guess that would make me a hillbilly with redneck tendencies then lol.
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

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your a redneck if you looked at Dudebro's post lol
Uh, most rednecks don't have the internet or basic reading skills so, no you're wrong.

You might be a Redneck if you own a spit can.
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

you might be a redneck if you can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday
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You might be a redneck if your favorite pastime is "Muddin".
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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you might be a redneck if our state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister
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Re: you might be a redneck if....

we dont have rednecks in england
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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you sure cause here ya go you might be a redneck if you can burp
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you might be a red neck if you phone someone to ask for their phone number
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there ya go... you might be a redneck if You think safe sex is a padded headboard.. sorry for that one lol
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you might be a redneck if you painted your neck red lol
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you might be a redneck if you believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law
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you might be a redneck if your trailors are connected by the cup and string phone system
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