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Old 06-02-2011, 08:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Pun game.

This is a little contest I decided to make. We all know that puns AKA wordplay no matter how fun they can be (mostly because of the many word plays you make in a sentence) they are groan worthy of campy comedy. They can get really annoying and so unspeakably corny that I decided to make this contest.

You see, it goes like this.

A user starts the game out with a pun and then another user contines with another pun. Heres the catch though, each pun must be a bit more lame or corny than the one before it.

Meaning, if you see a pun that's corny and/or lame, then you must pick an even cornier and/or lamer pun to suceed it. The game ends when a user picks a pun that's so lame and corny that you can't beat it.

The rules are simple:

1. The second to sixth pun cant be extremely lame and corny. Give others a chance before you crank the big puns (groan )

2. Please refrain from using sex orientied puns like eROCKtion or others like those. There are a lot more puns than those around.

3. You can also use once in a while, a multi pun sentence. This is where yo make a sentence and include more than one pun in it. But don't use them often, just like once in a while.

Well, those are the rules. Have fun.

I'll start:

My cat always runs industry!

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Old 06-02-2011, 08:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Heres the catch though, each pun must be a bit more lame or corny than the one before it.
How is this going to be decided? Seems like pun funniness will be hard to evaluate.

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The second-sixth pun
You lost me.

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Please refrain from using sex orientied puns like eROCKtion
This made me lol twice. It's just so stupid it's amusing.

I don't actually have a pun to post though, I suck at these. But I did rate you up for the creative idea, should be entertaining.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You lost me.
I think he means puns 2-6 should not be too corny so that the game ends that quickly.

Here's one my math teacher told me once

Math teachers will never run out because they keep on multiplying.

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Old 06-02-2011, 09:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How is this going to be decided? Seems like pun funniness will be hard to evaluate.
No, no it won't. If you groan at the latest pun more than you did the last one. Then it'll be obvious.

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You lost me.
I meant the second TO sixth post. Sorry for that.


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This made me lol twice. It's just so stupid it's amusing.
I got it from a Family Guy scene when they were parodying the Flinstones.

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I don't actually have a pun to post though, I suck at these. But I did rate you up for the creative idea, should be entertaining.
Thanks for the rating up. Though I find it bit hard to believe you suck at making puns. They're basically the easiest joke to make.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I meant the second TO sixth post.
Nope I'm still confused. Could you dumb it down one more level for me? I'm being serious, I'm not stupid but I'm just not sure if I'm thinking of the same thing you are. Maybe I am stupid.

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I got it from a Family Guy scene when they were parodying the Flinstones.
Yeah I know and that scene makes me laugh when I see it too. It's so bad I feel stupid for laughing at it.

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Though I find it bit hard t elieve you suck at making puns. They're basically the easiest joke alive.
Maybe some will come to me. I just usually avoid puns because most people I know don't find them that amusing.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: The Pun game.

These posts 1,2,3,4,5,6
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: The Pun game.

Maybe we should start over since there have been s many interruptions. Not to be rude, but these type of post can distract from the game, before i restart Dudebro, I meant not to post the really bad and lame puns that are hard to beat during posts 2 3 4 5 and 6. If that happens, the gam would be over too quckly. Anyway let me start over:

I never knew my Newspaper would be red!
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: The Pun game.

Very punny indeed.
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Old 06-03-2011, 04:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I was going to have chicken for dinner, but it was fowl!
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Old 06-03-2011, 04:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh ashums I knew I'd be De-LIGHTED to see you.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: The Pun game.

Careful with those light puns, they don't make you sound very bright.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:10 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't know, the last time I used light puns, the whole audience lit up.
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Not sure if this counts as a pun, but is it fair to say that this thread is already unraveling?

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Old 06-10-2011, 01:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I don't know. I DO know however that you should stay way from those alligators. I hear they're planning a Gatorade.
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