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Old 07-11-2010, 11:08 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Re: The Poetry Battle

A challenge you say?
I'd compete
But I'm on a level all my own
A gentleman
amongst pigs
Keep competing like a child
while I crush you with the force of a man
I am not here to play a game
but to rule with
the deadly grace of a gentleman
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Old 07-11-2010, 11:50 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Well who's this here? Let me make it clear
It's TMT the greatest rhymer in the whole hemisphere
And I bring a sucker fear, you can't manage the might
Got you scared like the dark, leave on the hallway light
Apalling yall? I might, hit the playground running
The flow, oh no, when I'm done I'm stunning
Everyone in my path I'm gonna frolick and laugh
Unapologetic rapid rhymes better grab a life raft
And give me the mic back, damage is done
I walk among the sky like Anakin, son
So I'm gon' call it quits after just this little bit
Only people that aren't blown away are illiterate
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:09 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Here's a slightly different entry, let's see if you guys know what I'm talking about here:

There's a commotion in the Ocean
where they've made an evil potion
while the World trembles in fear
will we ever get it clear?

It has to do with profit
that's why they didn't stop it
Used dispersant, made it worse
now it really is a curse

It ate the ships they sprayed it on
now 128 workers are gone
by breathing in the toxic fumes
sadly it has sealed their doom

Clean up ships they were denied
access to the Oceanside
they could have cleaned it spic and span
now it looks like no one can

Oil on water it will float
easily scooped by a cleaner boat
the dispersant put us in a fix
it caused the water and oil to mix

And they'll use this to hit the masses
with their evil Carbon Taxes
'Let no good crisis go to waste'
is how they speak of things this base

Which brings us to the heart of this matter:
they knew it was cracked and allowed this clatter
to further advance their Globalist plans
that's why for 2 months they sat on their hands

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Old 07-14-2010, 02:34 AM   #54 (permalink)
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So many have come, all testing their luck
It would seem that that, they need a good rest-

-Because they've been dried up, needing some more
It'd seem like they've all become old used up bottles-

-Of soap, so very drained and have quit
Only to remind you of pieces of worms-

-Digging through round, brown rocks
Surely they seem like fidgeting weasels-

-Not unlike the rhymers, who seem so very slick
But if you ask me, I'd say they're each a huge cow.
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Old 07-14-2010, 05:36 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Moo.

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Old 07-16-2010, 11:53 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Re: The Poetry Battle

I hope this doesn't make you sad,
or even a little mad.

But you think you are so cool,
when really, you look like a fool.

You think you are tough,
But you aren't even buff.

You can be big like a truck,
Or a small little duck.

Your just like a kite,
You can't put up a fight.

I thought this was fun,
But you might want to run.

I hope you liked my ryhme,
because I have used my time.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:53 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Well who's this here? Let me make it clear
It's TMT the greatest rhymer in the whole hemisphere
And I bring a sucker fear, you can't manage the might
Got you scared like the dark, leave on the hallway light
Apalling yall? I might, hit the playground running
The flow, oh no, when I'm done I'm stunning
Everyone in my path I'm gonna frolick and laugh
Unapologetic rapid rhymes better grab a life raft
And give me the mic back, damage is done
I walk among the sky like Anakin, son
So I'm gon' call it quits after just this little bit
Only people that aren't blown away are illiterate
Yeaaaah, boy! Track Masta is back!
Call me a racist, but are you sure you ainít black?

I'm digging the rhymes man, and your Wu-tang spread,
but I'm old dirty bastard, back from the dead.
So all you haters and punks, looking for trouble
You wanna see me? Youíd better use Hubble
'cause I'm light years ahead of all of you suckas
Spanning the globe like eighteen-wheel truckers

This ainít grammar school fellas, your poems are geeky
Iím a modern day Shakespeare, my rhythm is freaky
You know that youíre bobbiní your head to my sound,
you look like Paris Hilton about to go down.

So sit back and relax, Iím a professional surgeon
Slicing you up with one final version
of lyrical genius, now call me the GZA,
if you canít understand then you donít know the RZA
Liquid Swords is a clue, you weak minded babies
Go dig up some Wu-Tang, itíll bite you like rabies!

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I'm not posting this as part of a "battle" but still poetry nonetheless

(From my writing.com account titled, Inseparable)

I lie here with you
Surrounded by brown broken leaves
In strange times like these
Throughout it all
Our love never grows cold
Seasons change and strength may fade
But what and who keeps us together remains unchanged
And unchained like a melody
A symphony of hearts, yet tied together
Like a threefold cord, not easily untethered
Regardless of weather, the apple of my eye as beautiful as ever
Even as the sun disappears
And the black of night takes over
The light in our eyes as they meet
Shows the fire burning in our souls
And even as the evergreens turn white with snow
And winter comes, we still know
No matter what may come or how great a wind blows
That no one, not life nor death, not any being
Can keep us from someday running
Through Heaven’s fields, where time can no longer steal
These precious moments away from us
Because we know our fate is sealed
In the One who gave us our lives and joins us
As one and inseparable

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