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Old 06-20-2010, 03:22 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2010, 02:26 PM   #28 (permalink)
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This one goes out to the new challenger, dropping titles of games striving for attention and fame, man that play's kind of lame.

I'm a Predator and you're simply my prey.
Damb! You just can't keep me at bay. All you can do is complain.
S.O.S! HELP! This buster's feeling distressed! I know he's trying his best, but just like the rest he can't compete and I'm haven't even hit Top Gear!
I smell your fear so you'd do best to stay clear.

This is your Mission Impossible, Gen your attempts aren't even plausable.
Like Zhuge Liang, I'm a traditional tactition who's out on mission to put all opposition into submission.

See how easy that was?
I could soak you up with gasoline and set you aflame, or put you to shame it's all the same, boy I can keep playing this game all day and make you feel all my rage.

So watch out now, or you'll be found DOA. Make you feel like you're bloatin and leave you floatin down by 86.

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Old 06-22-2010, 04:04 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2010, 03:31 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I think that adding judges to this would be great. I'm game to play if anyone else out there would like to challenge me.
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Old 06-24-2010, 05:10 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Nah you guys don't need judges I was just giving you props for the RoTK line.
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:06 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Well maybe we don't need judges, but I sure could go for some more fresh meat out here. I liked this game.
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:27 PM   #33 (permalink)
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You want fresh meat?
I'll grind your seat
and fry it up
like burger meat

The path to this throne is twisted and long
your rhymes all sound like they're from a song
by the time you solve these I'll be long gone
Anyways, in my game, you're all just pawns

So now you're all mad at what I just said
recognize your King and bow instead
try to step up, I'll chop off your head
and grind all your bones to make my bread
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Old 06-24-2010, 07:33 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Yoga FLAME! You've only got yourself to blame, I'm lyricaly trained to your utter dismay.
So go on then and take my seat, sit back and rest your feet, cause I'm about to start bringing the heat.
Here take care of my hat and just try to relax. So here it goes, here comes my flow!

A poetical Einstien, with words so devine they'll leave you intwined, now you're just lagging behind.
This isn't a battle, it's a homicide so I'ma need everyone to step aside.
And you'd do best to watch where you step, cause you're at the murder scene of the Burger King.
Damb this is obscene! A cocaine fiend who can't get clean, I'll be here just waiting for thee!
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Old 06-24-2010, 08:00 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I farted and blew your Yoga Flame out
now you're just standing there, holding your snout
It'll do you no good now to scream and shout
'cause the King's gonna teach you what it's all about

Einstein? - PLEEEZ, you're just a rain man
Why don't you get out while you still can?
I'm heating up my frying pan
to cook you up like you was SPAM

And cocaine? Man, you'se a fool
anyone who touches it is just a tool
your brain turns to mush and you start to drool
and then you get to die.
Really cool.

You better stop talking 'bout this buster crud
lyrics don't need drugs to pack a thud
shake them off like dog dirt, leave them in the mud
C'mon, you can do way better, bud.

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Old 06-24-2010, 09:07 PM   #36 (permalink)
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You got one thing right Joe, I can really flow without any dro.
My flows are perverse, I'll pass you by in reverse there's no need to rehearse.

Me just a tool? Damb homie, you just don't know me.
I can't believe that you dared, you must have been blinded by all that hair.
Here's five bucks and get yourself a decent cut.

I'm your main opposition, a master of yoga positions, so
just follow your intuition, you'll be needing a coalition before you challenge my nuclear fission.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:17 PM   #37 (permalink)
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What's happening to you, old sport?
Your last rhyme really came up short
So now I'm like a bull when I snuff and snort
Gonna toss you by your shorts with this retort

You got it wrong bro, I wasn't calling you a tool
I was talkin' 'bout coke dealin', usein' fools
and if ya wanna know, I think you're cool
maybe you can be my Duke when I start my rule

Don't you start up about my hair
Why the low blow? - I'm playin' fair
so now I'll just take what's mine, my share
I take the Royal crown, so
'KING ME'

There.

AS for fission, well you know my friend
mess around with nukes and it will be the end.
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I think that adding judges to this would be great. I'm game to play if anyone else out there would like to challenge me.
You need a judge to officiate this crap?
My name is JT and your rhythm is wack.
You think this is Tanc? You got another thing comin'
So back to your porch with that banjo you strummin'.

We got Doj-man and Jozman, Joegrow and Dudebro
But kiwi in vega broke out some sick flow,
Spitting rhymes and some sonnets
that fella is on it.
One hit wonder or some kind of prophet?

Now joz is consistent with his lyrical plunder
but jo-grow jumped in and stole all his thunder
I'm sitting back wishin' for a fresh new submission
Can jozman come strong like them threats he is dishin'?

You're next on the list of this crazy rap battle,
I'm herding you fool, like south texas cattle.

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Old 06-25-2010, 01:32 AM   #39 (permalink)
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JT is it? It'll all end the same
You aren't about to just roll in and end my reign
If you think you will, well you're insane
'cause I got endless rhymes playin' in my brain

Here I sit, and I wear the Royal crown
step up to try to snatch it and I'll throw you down
Don't say I didn't warn you if you try to clown
I'll toss you in my castle moat and watch you drown

Now don't you ever try to step up again
remember that I AM THE KING, my friend
now you've got the picture that I wanted to send
and like I said, to my rhymes there is no end
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:03 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Joe-grow's rhymes are sick and they're easy to read,
but he's mono-syllabic if you know what i mean
My two year old son can carve up his lyrics
like a deaf man's fart, he can't even hear it

That's right it's JT, but you call me tanc
More than one syllable? Your brain it just shrank.
Too much to consider, you won't find me on Twitter
I roll with RU, so hand me my spitter.
I drop in a chew and start up the chatter,
I'm mixing things up faster than batter
Setting high scores, records I shatter.

You might be the king of Vancouver south,
But I come from Cali son, my money's my mouth
I talk for a living and write a bit too,
a lyrical genius and this one's for you:

You need to come stronger than claiming your throne
Canadian bacon, you smokin' a bone?
We got one thing in common, you know what I'm saying?
Pack me a bowl kid, c'mon I'm not playing.
Your reign has just ended, you're stepping aside
Back to your cave bro, or wherever you hide.
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So, what you're superCalifoniaistic?
Sounds cool but I ain't gonna buy your shtick
I flick you away just as one would a tick
or shaving scum, from on the blades of my Shick


What's with all the National profilin'
I thought this was just a contest of stylin'
to show whose rhymes are so electrifyin'
and to help us decide who will end up fryin'

You don't have enough brave to enter my cave
stop tryin' to deny that you are my slave
I know taking my crown is what you must crave
but what awaits you is a lyrical grave

There ain't no way the KING is dyin'
no matter how you keep tryin'
I'll always send you home cryin'
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So, what you're superCalifoniaistic?
SuperCalifoniaistic? No sir, I'm expert-rap-adocious!
What are you a vuvuzela? Your sound is atrocious!
A red card for you, I'm no national hater
I'm clean with my game, you're baked like a tater.

Cool with the world, I never bring drama
But this is a rap battle so call up your mama.
Tell her that Tanc is the new sheriff in town
and he wants back his boxers, oh man how I clown!
I hope that you know I'm just messing around,
trying things on, like your little gold crown.

So bow to the king before you get served,
I'm typing this sober, just wait till I'm perved.
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Ye who covet my crown are going down
With rogues like you I don't fool around
because I am the King and wear the crown
and don't call it 'little', 'cause it makes me frown

Expert- rap - a - docious, now don't you even try to joke us
so far you have made a few that very nearly choked us
You gotta give it time and let it bloom just like a Crocus
your rhymes could get as good as mine if you just keep your focus
{Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious}

I AM THE KING
with rhymes that Ch - ching
so loud your ears ring
more militant than police in Beijing
You would do well to remember this thing

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Re: The Poetry Battle

Who ever said poetry should rhyme
your need to rhyme is ill-concieved
simplistic
childish
and dull
for rhyme is the poetry
meant for the young

so listen up you self proclaimed king
you are no more than a nave at best
so step down from your ill gotten throne
for a new king shall reign from this day on
who is this king, you ask
It sure as hell isn't you, for 'tis I
who shall sit upon the throne
and rule over whatever
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:30 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Re: The Poetry Battle

Good one Mask! Everyone seems to have been writing this as a rap battle, but you wrote a good poem.

I am hoping to see more submissions from TMT and Dojah. They both came strong in their first attempts but haven't written anything since. Step it up, fellas!

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Now let's take a moment and get back on topic,
If you think you can see me, your vision's myopic
What's happening Joe, or should I call you Grotowski
You think you are BIG, but you're just a LEBOWSKI.
I'm over you, DUDE, drink a white russian
smoke some more ganja, feel my percussion

Just like a sniper, my bullets are deadly
I'm hitting you hard with my lyrical medley
This fight was a knockout, there's no other conclusion
Score one for Tanc and ice your contusion.
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Old 06-28-2010, 02:50 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Now let's take a moment and get back on topic,
If you think you can see me, your vision's myopic
What's happening Joe, or should I call you Grotowski
You think you are BIG, but you're just a LEBOWSKI.
I'm over you, DUDE, drink a white russian
smoke some more ganja, feel my percussion

Just like a sniper, my bullets are deadly
I'm hitting you hard with my lyrical medley
This fight was a knockout, there's no other conclusion
Score one for Tanc and ice your contusion.
That one, especially the last verse, reminds me of Ice Ice Baby.
It fits the tune at the very least.

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Old 06-28-2010, 03:03 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Well i suppose i could jump back in the fray....


ok, its been a minute but im right back in it
and i know ur gonna feel it from the very first sentence
all u haters i dont get it, please dont hate me cuz im winnin
and my style aint reinvented and my lyrics never finish.

even when im 6 feet under in above you,
save the embarrassment, find a corner to run to,
cuz im runnin the game, which means i run you,
so treat me with the proper respect when i come through.

yeah, its marxxx baby and im back again,
straight corrosive flow, tell em bring the acid in,
you thought u won jozman? take a look at the stats again,
and before u ask for a challenge, u better get yo practice in.

oh yeah. it's on. lolz
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That one, especially the last verse, reminds me of Ice Ice Baby.
It fits the tune at the very least.
+1 Demon! No poem in the world could kick me in the nuts quite as hard as that comment!
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:37 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Re: The Poetry Battle

I see that after that little comment about some freash meat got the party started. I must have hit a nerve, good thing cause I wanted to get this thread up and running.

You're right Tanc. This has been turned into a "rap" battle instead of a poetry battle. Let me bust out with something new then.




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Here I sit happy hearted
Voting on this contest started

Seek ye out the voting thread
or post your challenge here instead.
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