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Old 05-23-2010, 07:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Top Ten Cheeiest Horror Movie One Liners

Oh, America. We do love our one-liners, don't we? From sea to shining sea, they've never really gone out of style (although some would argue they reached their pinnacle in the 1980s). When done right, they are truly a wondrous thing to behold (see: Billy Wilder). When done wrong, they're capable of providing hours upon hours of unintentional laughter. Well, unintentional on the part of the filmmakers, anyway. Of course, the term "one-liner" often brings to mind comedies and action films, but what about horror? Our favorite genre has its fair share, believe me. And after hours and hours of extensive research, I've managed to compile a list of the ten best. You're welcome.

10. The Movie: Doom (2005)



The Plot: Based on the best-selling video game, the story follows a group of Space Marines as they investigate strange events at a research facility on Mars and are besieged by hostile creatures.

The Context: Doctor Carmack (Robert Russell), the man responsible for the outbreak of genetically-altered mutants, transforms into an "imp". Dr. Samantha Grimm (Rosamund Pike) says that his condition may be reversible. Sarge (Dwayne Johnson) begs to differ.

The Line: "Doctor Carmack's condition is irreversible...[shoots Dr. Carmack]...because Carmack's condition is that he's dead."

The Cheese: Movie budget: $70 million. Screenplay budget: chicken wings.

9. The Movie:
Pulse (2006)



The Plot: When one of their friends commits suicide, a group of college students finds out that his death is linked to a computer virus that has unlocked the pathway between the dead and the living.

The Context: Mattie (Kristen Bell) finds her friend Izzie (Christina Milian) hiding under her covers and acting strangely.

The Line: "Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal." – Izzie (Christina Milian)

The Cheese: What? I thought it tasted like pizza.

8. The Movie: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)



The Plot: Ricky Caldwell (Eric Freeman) – the brother of the "Santa Claus killer" in the first movie – escapes from a mental hospital, dons a Santa outfit and goes on a search for the Mother Superior he blames for his brother's fate.

The Context: In a flashback sequence before he was committed to the hospital, we see Ricky going on a shooting rampage through a suburban neighborhood. When he comes across one unfortunate soccer dad taking out the trash, he aims his gun and opens fire.

The Line: "Garbage day!" – Ricky Caldwell (Eric Freeman)

The Cheese: Ok, I get maybe it's not as funny reading this line as it is watching it. Which is why you should head on over to YouTube immediately and witness the glory of actor/community college drama-school-reject Eric Freeman delivering this bad boy. I don't use the word "transcendent" lightly, but...seriously, just watch it. Just...seriously.

7. The Movie: New York Ripper (1982)



The Plot: A New York detective and a psychoanalyst go on the hunt for a vicious serial killer responsible for murdering several women in the Big Apple.

The Context: A coroner performs an autopsy on one of the murdered women and offers his considered opinion.

The Line: "He used a blade. Stuck it up her joy trail, and slit her wide open." – Dr. Barry Jones (Robert Spafford)

The Cheese: Come on doc, don't hold back. Give it to me straight. Note: "Joy trail" has now officially entered my daily vocabulary.

6. The Movie: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)



The Plot: A giant prehistoric shark terrorizes the waters off the coast of Mexico.

The Context: Ben Carpenter (John Barrowman) walks research scientist Cat Stone (Jennifer McShane) to her car after a long, hard day. She tells him she's exhausted, but Mr. Carpenter has other things in mind.

The Line: "I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your p***y?" – Ben Carpenter (John Barrowman)

The Cheese: Need further proof that the movies are nothing like real life? This actually gets the dude laid. Note: Actor John Barrowman improvised this line. Which effectively makes him one of the Top Ten People in the History of the Universe.

5. The Movie: Feardotcom (2002)



The Plot: A detective and a Department of Health employee investigate a series of mysterious deaths all linked to a website called FearDotCom.com.

The Context: Alistair Pratt (Stephen Rea), the sadistic mastermind of the website, taunts a victim who he has tied up and blindfolded.

The Line: "How enticing the smell of cheap perfume can be... or is that fear?" – Alistair Pratt (Stephen Rea)

The Cheese: No... actually that's just cheap perfume.

4. The Movie: Species (1995)



The Plot: A team of scientists and FBI agents must track down a deadly half-human/half-alien creature created by the government before she is able to mate with a human man and produce offspring.

The Context: Empath Dan Smithson (Forest Whitaker) comes across a dead body.

The Line: "Something bad happened here." – Dan Smithson (Forest Whitaker)

The Cheese: Your powers of deduction are truly awesome, psychic friend! I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

3. The Movie: Alone in the Dark (2005)



The Plot: A paranormal detective and a brilliant (super-hot!) archaeologist discover that an ancient civilization opened the door between light and darkness and released something...evil.

The Context: Paranormal detective Edward Carnby (Christian Slater) offers up a nugget of profound insight.

The Line: "Fear is what protects you from the things you don't believe in." – Edward Carnby (Christian Slater)

The Cheese: Tara Reid is still trying to figure this one out.

2. The Movie: The Swarm (197



The Plot: An enormous swarm of killer bees from Africa invades the United States.

The Context: Dr. Hubbard, concerned about the possibility of the killer bees disrupting a nearby nuclear plant, approaches plant director Dr. Andrews to shut it down. When Andrews scoffs and says billions have been spent to keep the plant fail-safe, Hubbard replies with the following gem.

The Line: "I appreciate that, Doctor, but let me ask you: in all your fail-safe techniques, is there a provision for an attack by killer bees?" – Dr. Hubbard (Richard Chamberlain)

The Cheese: Uh...that's a rhetorical question, right?

1. The Movie: They Live (198



The Plot: Homeless drifter George Nada (Roddy Piper) discovers a pair of sunglasses that, when worn, reveal a race of alien beings posing as humans.

The Context: George stumbles into a bank filled with the alien creatures and readies his shotgun.

The Line: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." – George Nada (Roddy Piper)

The Cheese: The wrestler-turned-actor allegedly ad-libbed this line during filming. Which really begs the question: have they already decided on the Lifetime Achievement award recipient at the Oscars this year? If not, I have two words for you: Roddy Piper.

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Re: Top Ten Cheeiest Horror Movie One Liners

Awesome list and thread concept, Luna!
You're right, there's gotta be more cheese in Hollywood than in all the pizza places in the World.

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Re: Top Ten Cheeiest Horror Movie One Liners

I think number 10 should be number 1.
Here's one that I think should have made the list.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M]YouTube - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Stick around[/ame]
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