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Old 01-05-2012, 08:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A series of awful, awful jokes. (unfunny)

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  You lie this was very amusing.
  
  Actually, those are pretty amusing. I love puns.
  
  Lol these are my kind of jokes :)
  
  :') they are atually ver good, sort of jokes i likey
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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These jokes are better than the ones I tell around here on a regular basis.
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