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View Poll Results: Have you ever honked while partying?
Yes 2 66.67%
No 0 0%
Yes, but I don't remember it 1 33.33%
Other {please specify} 0 0%
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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No - honk guarantee

Wayne: 'Phil, what are you doing here? You're partied out, man - AGAIN!'


Garth:
'What if he honks in the car?'

Wayne:
'I'm giving you a no - honk guarantee.'

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Nope, no good.
That'll be a $25 honk instead.


Honk a little, honk a lot.

Pretty sure it's still $25 so you may as well get your money's worth if you do decide to tank it up and honk in the cab.
Honk yourself silly.

{It'll be just like one big honking freak show! - honk till' you're happy}

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I think they should charge more.
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Re: No - honk guarantee

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I think they should charge more.
That's what I was thinking too, since if someone did mess a cab up it could take a long time to clean, what with all the odd angles and crevices inside cars in general being difficult to reach.

Here they refuse people all the time; I think I saw some kind of a number on the side of a Taxi you can call if you don't get picked up.
Something like that.

But if I were a Cabbie and saw ol' Phil {from the above picture} I most certainly would not pick him up in the first place.

Drunks or people too 'gooned out of their tree' on whatever aren't the only ones who may vomit in a car = kids often get carsick .. so I imagine they would charge the parent or guardian with the child for the cleanup.

Or how about someone really sick who calls a Taxi to take them to the Hospital?

But yes I think it should cost more.
Febreese isn't cheap these days.
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Re: No - honk guarantee

If you've ever had someone puke in a car you know it takes a long while before the smell finally goes away. Being a drunk isn't an excuse to get away with it. If you can't handle your booze stick to weed so you won't bother anyone.
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