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Old 05-30-2008, 12:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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'I hate my Job' day

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day


When you have
a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] try
this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become
chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the
literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in
small print there is a statement:


'Every Rectal
Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then
sanitized.'

Now, close
your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so glad I do not work in
the
thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE
A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS
MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!


Credit to OasisX for showing me this on MSN ;D
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Re: 'I hate my Job' day

Oh yeah, stick to da man.
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