FFVII on the NES

[Kugyince]

Link for the win.

If FF7 Were Made 10 Years Earlier (http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/if-ff7-were-made-10-years/340095)

[Demon-Mask]

Nice, it would be cool if someone actually made the game on the nes as a hack.

[Slime Slayer]

FFVII NES Hack (http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/ffvii-nes-hack/180895)

[Demon-Mask]

FFVII NES Hack (http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/ffvii-nes-hack/180895)
I remember hearing about this before, isn't Cloud's sprite recycled from the first Final Fantasy game? Or maybe it was FFIII, I don't remember.
You've got to love the media piracy in China either way.

[Dudebro]

The "game" in the first link would probably be cool if it was real. The one in the second link is ugly as sin and I doubt I could get past the eye gouging graphics. Also why is Barret not black in the Chinese hack?

[Demon-Mask]

The "game" in the first link would probably be cool if it was real. The one in the second link is ugly as sin and I doubt I could get past the eye gouging graphics. Also why is Barret not black in the Chinese hack?
Every sprite was recycled from earlier FF games.

[Tails]

The music.. hurt my ears.

[Dudebro]

This from the guy who likes Cheetah Men music.

[DrunkN]

Link for the win.

If FF7 Were Made 10 Years Earlier (http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/if-ff7-were-made-10-years/340095)

That was icky-sticky on my brainium.

There were way over too many colors on the screen at once for an NES to handle without flickering, too many pixels on the screen at once, and character movement on some kind of freaky-deaky ghost grid.

It's confusing and ugly to think about. It's a 1997 video game, with Microsoft Paint graphics, using 16-bit capabilities, trying to disguise it self as a 1987 NES game.(made before the original Final Fantasy mind you)

The end result is something like this
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/14/128920622171393535.jpg

[fenrir1887]

Dude, that looks so funny right about now. Still, such a hack sounds interesting.

[Tails]

This from the guy who likes Cheetah Men music.
and so does a lot of Japan, point?

[Dudebro]

and so does a lot of Japan, point?
The point is you like music that a lot of people think is crap. It's kind of ironic for you to mock the music in this game under those circumstances.

[Kugyince]

A lot of people think the music in Cheetahmen II is crap?

[samejamesbond]

Crazy isn't it.


Listen to how epic this remix is:
YouTube- Phoenix Wright = Cheetahmen II

[Kugyince]

Oh, nevermind, I get it! No one is allowed to form a negative opinion on any subjective matter because there will be others who disagree.

Yeah, great point there...

[samejamesbond]

Your words of wisdom never fail Tenser.

[Kugyince]

Well, when I see such an inept, hypocritical statement such as DB's it just aches to be pointed at and mocked.

[Dudebro]

Jeez calm down Tenser. I wasn't trying to start anything I was just answering Tails. I don't like the music in either game, I was lightheartedly messing with him. To me this is like comparing one pile of crap to another, that's why I thought it was funny.

[Kugyince]

I'm perfectly calm, thank you.

I was just quite amused that those statements came from someone who's very vocal about their own dislikes even when said opinion is unwarranted.

[Dudebro]

I was just quite amused
Sure about that?

[fenrir1887]

Guys, there are those of us who've never even seen anything Cheetahmen-related. Still, I've heard of games that had lousier music to me than Cheetahmen may to you.

[Tails]

Cheetahmen is not lousy DB just can't live without pouring haterade on my likes/dislikes.

[fenrir1887]

I'm not saying it is. There are games that are lousier. We shouldn't judge based on what music we like or dislike, even if it is music from a video game. Personally, Katamari Damacy's music is just corny.

[Dudebro]

Cheetahmen is not lousy DB just can't live without pouring haterade on my likes/dislikes.
Wow you really think of it like that? I guess I'll stop joking around with you all together.

[Tails]

Wow you really think of it like that? I guess I'll stop joking around with you all together.
No, I was half joking too. :P

Was more for you to comment.

[fenrir1887]

Guys, I'll admit sometimes something said to me was intended as a joke. There are somethings that offend me easily. My friend Richard, however, is a master at the off the wall jokes. Ones that come out of nowhere. Be advised now that anything you respond to my posts with must be at least funny enough not to offend other people with.

[Tails]

Guys, I'll admit sometimes something said to me was intended as a joke. There are somethings that offend me easily. My friend Richard, however, is a master at the off the wall jokes. Ones that come out of nowhere. Be advised now that anything you respond to my posts with must be at least funny enough not to offend other people with.
Dudebro sucks eggs.

[fenrir1887]

Surprising. You'd be surprised how many werewolf comments I get from my family. Richard doesn't help either. Still, I'd be very surprised if someone poked fun at me from time to time. I don't lack a sense of humor, you know. The idea of a FFVII hack is a case in point.

[Dudebro]

Be advised now that anything you respond to my posts with must be at least funny enough not to offend other people with.
Could you explain this a little better? I think I understand what you mean but I'm not sure.


Dudebro sucks eggs. .
Why would I do that?

[Kugyince]

'Tis true though, correct?

[Dudebro]

No it's not true I actually hate eggs besides very specific ways of making them. I know it's meant as an insult but I'm failing to understand why it's supposed to bother me. Is it some joke from the 40s or 50s where the lingo was all weird? Is it supposed to be a gay joke?

[Kugyince]

You failed to recognize a Ren & Stimpy reference?

[Demon-Mask]

You failed to recognize a Ren & Stimpy reference?
It sure looks like it.

[Kugyince]

"You don't look happy enough!
Why aren't you happy?!?!
I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"

[Dudebro]

Yeah I don't remember that. Is that were it originated?

[Demon-Mask]

It may have been the origin, but maybe not.
The quote is from
YouTube - happy happy joy joy
Ren & Stimpy play a record and dance to this very song, but I couldn't find a version with the dance that hadn't been screwed with.

[samejamesbond]

I remember that song.
+1

[Kugyince]

Yeah I don't remember that. Is that were it originated?
I'm sure it's a very old term but that's the first instance I've heard it used before. I use to own a small vinyl ep with Happy Happy Joy Joy on one side and the Log song on the other. The log song is still burnt into my brain, word for word.

[Kong]

"Teach your grandmother to suck eggs" is a couple hundred years old. At the time old people were assumed to be toothless. Toothless people would eat boiled eggs. They already know how to suck an egg so teaching them to do so would be a waste of your time. It means you are wasting your time offering your advice to an expert.

[Dudebro]

Did you know that or look it up?

[DrunkN]

I was wondering that myself.

If he knew that, he's probably looked it up before.

[Dudebro]

Kong is an odd fellow. I wouldn't be surprised if he knew that.

[Kugyince]

Or he's making it up on the fly and you're assuming it's true.

[Dudebro]

Possible, at this point I tend to believe Kong on his word. I've never known him to be wrong unless it's some minor detail.

[Kugyince]

Kong also likes to screw with people. ;)

[Dudebro]

We all know I'm easily taken in, why rock the boat now?

[Kong]

I had heard it before but I googled it before posting.

[fungusman]

Steves link is way more authentic.

[fenrir1887]

Let me explain. Sometimes I get kidded about resembling a werewolf. Normally, I would take offense except it's a long-running thing between my mother and I. As to the relevancy of the other part of my previous post, well it was a spur-of-the-moment thing. I wasn't quite sure how else to respond.