put your own caption

[Kong]

"If you don't step off my feet I'm going to explode!"

Looks like an atomic mushroom cloud.

[SecretAgentCat]

Create a funny caption for the picture below.


http://static.blogo.it/cineblog/sylvesterstallonejohnrambo4.jpg

"You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!"

[Ashums]

somebody post a funny caption for this picture:
http://canadianfermentation.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/moose3.jpg

[Dudebro]

http://canadianfermentation.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/moose3.jpg
Sara Palin really let herself go after losing the 2008 election.

[joz]

http://canadianfermentation.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/moose3.jpg

Thank goodness we're not in Florida!

[pieman124]

Is that a camel?

[joz]

It's a moose

[alohaex]

"Don't forget my food or else"

[sabby]

http://canadianfermentation.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/moose3.jpg
That kind of Northern Exposure needs to stay hidden.

[DrunkN]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5561/picard.gif

"You got chocolate in my PEANUT BUTTER!"
"You, got, peanut butter, in, my, chocolate!"

[Dudebro]

Oh my god(omg) DN that is awesome. Just wanted to say that and this, +1

[RU Joe]

^ What the heck? - who rated DB down for liking DN's gif?
I go away for a couple of days, and this place just falls apart!

My caption:

'Although Captain Picard was generally well known for his level headed - ness, few would have believed the bizarre rituals he performed to relieve his stress, leastwise the unsuspecting red shirt he ordered to participate in them.'

[sabby]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5561/picard.gif

"FARLEY!!!!!! I told you no more Chippendale's routines."

[mario90s]

Post a caption to this:http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg

[joz]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg

Patrick's first time seeing 2 girls one cup.

[mario90s]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg

You did WHAT with Sandy now SpongeBob?!

[Kong]

I can see you.....STOP DOING THAT!

[warghoul]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg

i gotta poop!

[Dudebro]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg
THAT'S what a colonoscopy is?

[mario90s]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg

His reaction to Justin Bieber's song Baby.

[RU Joe]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg

I don't think I should have drank that last cup of coffee.

[Demon-Mask]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9507/portwick.jpg
"So, that's why I woke up all those times with my butt hurting"

[RU Joe]

^ Naughty.

Here's one I want to recycle from another thread because it's just sooo good:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01HCHQpI/AAAAAAAAE2M/wGJU13Cm2ZE/s400/scary-hilarious006.jpg

'... and I'm afraid the shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive...
Heh heh heh heh heh!'

[DrunkN]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01HCHQpI/AAAAAAAAE2M/wGJU13Cm2ZE/s400/scary-hilarious006.jpg

"Warning: do not view this image in negative colors."

[CrispyChicken]

"Warning: do not view this image in negative colors."

LOLOL!!!! I just did it and it was scary as hell XD +1 DN :p

[sabby]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01HCHQpI/AAAAAAAAE2M/wGJU13Cm2ZE/s400/scary-hilarious006.jpg

Wait till they get a load of me!

[CrispyChicken]

Let's try to revive this thread.
Here's one:

http://funpho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/funny-baseball-pictures7.jpg

[samejamesbond]

Broken Link

[Blue Shoe 2]

seems like a fun thread

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01HCHQpI/AAAAAAAAE2M/wGJU13Cm2ZE/s400/scary-hilarious006.jpg

I've arranged a meeting between Jesse Jackson and Obama today. Let's see how that goes. >:D

[Orphan]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SfQ01HCHQpI/AAAAAAAAE2M/wGJU13Cm2ZE/s400/scary-hilarious006.jpg

This is the face Bill makes when I shove "it" up his a$$!!!

[joz]

2041

I wonder if I set TEVO to record the game for tonight...

[Orphan]

http://www.dvd74.com/images/immagini/cinema/hulk.jpg



THAT'S THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CALLS ME THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT!!!

[Blue Shoe 2]

http://www.dvd74.com/images/immagini/cinema/hulk.jpg

EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU ARE DOUBLE PAAAARKED!

[joz]

This is SPARTAAAAA?!?!!

[RU Joe]

http://www.dvd74.com/images/immagini/cinema/hulk.jpg

WHAAAAT? - I've been banned from RetroUprising?!
- AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

[joz]

http://www.dvd74.com/images/immagini/cinema/hulk.jpg


Hulk couldn't beat Color A Dinosaur (http://retrouprising.com/game-menu/game/847/), so he went to London for a while.

[Demon-Mask]

http://www.dvd74.com/images/immagini/cinema/hulk.jpg

I am quite displeased that I am always assumed to lack any degree of eloquence and self control.

[Mareeps]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg (http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg)

"Who knew Superman once fought Donkey Kong?"

[CrispyChicken]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg (http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg)
What happens when Donkey Kong goes on steroids.

[Blue Shoe 2]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg

...Happily, no one was seriously injured in one Mr. Mario Mario's drug induced rampage.

[pieman124]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg

Planet of the apes 2: The ape left behind

[DrunkN]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg
Forget about the fact that CBS made an Intellivision game about the events of Donkey Kong, I want to CBS make a T.V. program about the events of Donkey Kong.

[RU Joe]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg

Mario's thoughts at this moment:

'Walking on steel girders suspended at terrific heights while dodging barrels being thrown by a raging gorilla isn't a problem, but where the heck is that fireball coming from ?? - now that's the scary part!!'

[Demon-Mask]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg

Stop! Hammer time!

[CrispyChicken]

Does it work now?
http://www.sportsfunny.com/funny-pictures/funny-top-10-sports/funny-baseball-01.jpg

[Demon-Mask]

http://www.sportsfunny.com/funny-pictures/funny-top-10-sports/funny-baseball-01.jpg

SPORTSFUNNY.com, screw it, I intended to have a somewhat rude, slightly amusing joke about how this is just the image basically saying "no hotlinking allowed" but, I don't want to do that, so yeah, it doesn't work.

[sabby]

I have a few to go with this one. (I had an Intellivision but I don't remember the box looking like that:o)
http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg

WOW!!!! Mario HAS really let himself go after all these years.
-or-
Mario uses Head & Shoulders, so should you.
-or-
I wonder if Mario has the standard issue Corvette that goes with that 80's mustache.
-or-
DK brought the keg, Mario has the hammer. TOGA!!! TOGA!!! TOGA!!!

[Demon-Mask]

http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/int-dk.jpg

DK: Hell no, last time I let a porn star get close to my girlfriend, I ended up taking care of their son.

[CrispyChicken]

http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/this-will-end-badly.jpg
FINISH HIM!

[pieman124]

http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/this-will-end-badly.jpg

Epic way to catch a Pokemon

[joz]

http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/this-will-end-badly.jpg


FALCON PUNCH!!! VS FALCON KICK!!!

[RU Joe]

http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/this-will-end-badly.jpg

NBA + MMA = ???

[Dudebro]

Do you realize that the NBA is basketball?

[RU Joe]

Do you realize that the NBA is basketball?
Basketball, Baseball, what's the difference?
I never paid attention to team sports.
:arrogant:

[ZedIsDead]

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1149/intdk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, YOU banhammer KONG.

[RU Joe]

Time for a new picture!

http://smileitsfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/oh-no-global-warming.jpg

[Dudebro]

The plight of the polar bear is not something I can make fun of. :(

Nevermind I thought of one.
http://smileitsfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/oh-no-global-warming.jpg
Y U NO BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING?!

[RU Joe]

DB:
The plight of the polar bear is not something I can make fun of. :(
That whole thing was a hoax cooked up by Rothschild and Gore.
This picture has become a parody of itself at this point.

The polar ice caps have grown over the last decade, and the Polar Bear population is bigger than ever; Dave and Al just want your money, DB.
Don't believe the hype.
{you hear their latest whopper, about the 'space Aliens' who will attack us if we don't cut our carbon emissions?}

[Dudebro]

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9544295.jpg
I figured most people have seen this one by now. He talks like that. Btw when you go to make this meme it says "Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE" if you don't click it. I :lol:ed.

I'm not gonna go back and forth about it but you're wrong. The populations are not bigger than ever. First all ever would include before humans decimated their numbers up until maybe 50 years ago or so. Now their populations are up from when they were seriously endangered but their populations are in decline. Pollution and climate change are taking a heavy toll. The native people hunting them isn't helping either.

[RU Joe]

DB:

I'm not gonna go back and forth about it but you're wrong.

Fine, don't reply if you don't want to but it is your information which is incorrect my friend.
Otherwise I would never have posted that picture, you know what a deep - feeling and compassionate person I am - there's no way I would ever intentionally pour salt into a wound for kicks.

Please consider the fact that nothing much has been said by Gore or Rothschild about Antarctica or the wildlife there during their whole Global Carbon Taxation Scam campaign.
Why is that?
Did they just forget about Antarctica? :dont-know:


ON TOPIC:

http://smileitsfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/oh-no-global-warming.jpg

'I swear to you, Captain, I saw a Polar Bear through the telescope just a second ago!
Hmph!
State - of - the - art steath sub, my eye!

Listen, if we can't even keep track of one lousy bear ... '

By the way, thanks for immortalizing me with that picture and seriously, no, I never did see that meme before now.
I guess I just don't get out of the house enough?

[pieman124]

http://smileitsfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/oh-no-global-warming.jpg

Goodbye cruel world

[Seahawk]

http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2048&stc=1&d=1314234402

[Demon-Mask]

http://smileitsfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/oh-no-global-warming.jpg
Haters gonna hate

[CrispyChicken]

http://smileitsfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/oh-no-global-warming.jpg
"Wings would be good right about now.."

[Demon-Mask]

http://smileitsfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/oh-no-global-warming.jpg
"When they asked what I'd do for a Klondike Bar, I didn't think they'd make me do it."

[pieman124]

Let's see anyone come up with a good one for this. And someone please tell me if this was used because I feel like it was already.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png&res=medium

[RU Joe]

^
I don't remember seeing that one, but even if we used it before there are new members who would probably like a crack at it; the Hulk got recycled a couple of times before too so it's all good.
Here goes:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png&res=medium

'What do you mean, I'm overreacting?!?'

[Tails]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png

THAT'S IT! I QUIT!

[joz]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png&res=medium

My name isn't Cloud!!

[Demon-Mask]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png&res=medium
Screw you, I'm not going to be some ghost-whisperer!

[alohaex]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png&res=medium

Dam it!!!!!! I said NO MORE WOODEN TABLES!!!!!

[Mareeps]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png&res=medium


"You did WHAT to my house?!" （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[Demon-Mask]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg850/scaled.php?server=850&filename=ichigoflipstable.png&res=medium
I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!

[ZedIsDead]

How about this image?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg

[Kong]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg
Don't mess with Texas.

[Seahawk]

How about this image?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg

Buy our newest game, EXTREME ARMADILLO RACING LEAGUE 64!

[Kong]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg
You now know WWJD if Darth Vader asks, "Do you want to race armadillos?"

Kids, when you ride your bike don't ask yourself WWJD, put a helmet on. Jesus doesn't need a helmet because he's Jesus.

[Josephjo]

Originally Posted by ninjatiamat http://retrouprising.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://retrouprising.com/other/forum-games/put-your-own-caption/t8701/post201572/#post201572)



http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg

"Best of Three Christ - If you win this next one I'll chop off more than your legs with my lightsaber"

[pieman124]

Loser between getting crucified or not and winning or losing against Luke, has to ride an armidilo.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg

[joz]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg

Sunset Riders 2

[Slime Slayer]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg

"I told you the graphics were good on the darkside."

[elrod21]

How about this image?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg
Jesus kept winning because he could make his armadillo float.

Poor Darth Vader should have used the force.

[mario90s]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/zcl0m.jpg

Clearly the church is desperate for a teenage audience when you see a poster sized version of this in the youth group room.

[CrispyChicken]

Obama drinking a milkshake. Let's see if we can do something with this :p
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.404403%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg

[mario90s]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.404403%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg

1: Now that's something you don't see everyday.

2: That's a big twinkie.

[RU Joe]

^
?
What picture were you looking at, The Ghostbusters?
Or are you calling Obama a 'twinkie'?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.404403%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg

'Mmmmmm ... money flavor! = My favorite!!'

[DrunkN]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.404403%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg

We keep sipping, but do we disregard the mounting brain freeze?

[mario90s]

^
?
What picture were you looking at, The Ghostbusters?
Or are you calling Obama a 'twinkie'?

I was quoting Ghostbusters, not calling Obama a twinkie.

[joz]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.404403%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg

♬ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ♬

If you haven't heard the song Kelis - Milkshake - YouTube

[joz]

GO!

http://www.japanite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dekotora-truck-1-sm-thumb.jpg (http://www.japanite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dekotora-truck-1-sm.jpg)

[nikegirl2012]

http://www.japanite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dekotora-truck-1-sm-thumb.jpg (http://www.japanite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dekotora-truck-1-sm.jpg)

"That day Johnny discovered his transformer like to participate in drag queen contests"

[KATZ]

http://www.japanite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dekotora-truck-1-sm-thumb.jpg

Meanwhile in japan

[ZedIsDead]

And here we go again!
http://i.imgur.com/sKTkE.jpg

[KATZ]

http://i.imgur.com/sKTkE.jpg
I Just flew in from New York and boy are my arms BUFF

[joz]

[http://i.imgur.com/sKTkE.jpg

I'm a model, you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk.

[Dudebro]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_05/684.jpg
Maybe I should start working on my legs.

[ZedIsDead]

I made an album out of the caption pictures. There's a few missing, such as the Hulk picture, but I got almost all of them.

http://www.retrouprising.com/album.php?albumid=179

[RevJ]

I just discovered this thread and started reading from the beginning, so I hope you don't mind if I re-use the first image -

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_05/689.jpg

" Hey, there's a kill-screen coming up if anyone's interested! "

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_05/689.jpg

That's a nice watch you got there. I must have it.

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/709.jpg (http://www.japanite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dekotora-truck-1-sm.jpg)

'Gozer the Traveller, He will come in one of the pre - chosen forms;
during the rectification of the Vuldrini, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torg.
Then, during the third rectification of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for Him: that of a Giant Slor!
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

...

By the way, I'm Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster.
Are you the Gatekeeper?'

[Tails]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/709.jpg

Let's see Sonic run away from this truck.

[N64Frk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/709.jpg

I think I feel a seizure coming on......

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/709.jpg

But will it blend?

[sabby]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/709.jpg
This is what happens when you crossover the shows "Pimp My Ride" and "Extreme Makeover".

or

NO ONE steals from the ice cream man in Japan.

or

Yeah, but does it transform?

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/721.jpg

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/721.jpg

Ermergerd! Ervercadooooo!

[StarfoxFan2009]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/721.jpg

Hay there

[sabby]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/721.jpg

Hellooooo there, Wilbur!

or

Give me a dollar to wash your windshield. I'm out on my luck and my brother "I'll Have Another" won't give me a loan.

[Dudebro]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/721.jpg
Feed me Seymour!

[KATZ]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/721.jpg

WHY THE HELL IS THIS KID IN MY CAR?????

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/721.jpg

'Let me go! {we will not let you go} Magni - fi - co - o - o - o!'

---------- Post added 06-12-2012 at 03:36 AM ---------- Previous post was 06-07-2012 at 07:34 PM ----------

Ok, time for a new one:
:clap:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/908.jpg

[StarfoxFan2009]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/908.jpg

"Hmm... which muffin should i take?"

[Kong]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/908.jpg
:at-wits-end: Who ate the last blueberry brain! I hate orange, popcorn and :poop:flavored brain.

[sabby]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/908.jpg
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

[joz]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/908.jpg
How did I get talked into playing a Japanese Game show again?

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/908.jpg

'Awww, come on - AGAIN?! I've had it with this vending machine eating all my coins - when are they gonna fix this?!'
:pissed-off:{Hoof!}

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif

[Dudebro]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif
Come at me bro.

[joz]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif
Behold! The world's first kitty magnet!

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif

The rent is up, now where's my money?

[Slime Slayer]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif
Blair Witch project deleted scene.

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif
'I have sworn a solemn oath that none may pass without MY permission!'

[sabby]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif
I am the next...Ninja Warrior.

[samejamesbond]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/922.gif

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[RU Joe]

^
Those are some good captions, you guys.
I would like to +1 more of them but then everyone would end up with rate - ups - then where would we be?
So if you didn't get one that doesn't mean your caption wasn't funny.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/953.jpg

[warghoul]

^


http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/953.jpg

I promise I wont drag my teeth.

[KATZ]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/953.jpg

Because nothing says sexy like 2 sets of eyebrows

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/953.jpg

'... ?? ... Why is everyone staring at me? .. Do I have something stuck in my teeth? .. '

or

'Hi, I tried the new Uh - Oh hair removal system on my embarrassing and unsightly facial hair, and after 8 weeks, it still hasn't grown back!'

[TRB_MetroidTeam]

Retro Uprising (http://www.retrouprising.com/members/ninjatiamat/albums/caption-pictures/a/1772/)
Woops.... I think I seat on a hedgehog's spike...


http://www.retrouprising.com/members/ninjatiamat/albums/caption-pictures/a/1772.jpg
Woops.... I think I seat on a hedgehog's spike...

---------- Post added at 08:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:06 PM ----------

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/953.jpg
Do you think I'm just a painted girl... you're wrong...
I'm the secret final boss of the game Tooth Protectors (Atari2600)... you need to protect and repair my teeth...

[Jason L. Davis]

" I Don't Bite, Unless You Ask Me!!"...Lol

[Tails]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_06/953.jpg

Yes, I am indeed Rosemary's baby.

Another: Why so serious?

[Barra]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_08/2592.jpg

What the hell is this, I want my tit back!

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_08/2592.jpg

'Grrrrrrpmphhh! Hruaaarrrgh~! Holy crap!
How hard do I have to squeeze to get this damn thing to open?'

[Dudebro]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_08/2592.jpg

Whole milk!? I'm lactose intolerant!

[joz]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_08/2592.jpg

WHAT!?! The kid in this picture looks just like me!

[DrunkN]

Sorry, but I couldn't think of anything new for the baby one.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_10/2806.gif

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_10/2806.gif

'Hey buddy, got any spare batteries?'

[psimaster]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_10/2806.gif
"Must...........terminate.............Sarah Connor............."

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/2950.jpg

[joz]

I guess the world wasn't ready for my tap dancing accordion music...

[psimaster]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/2950.jpgThis is the worst Christmas present ever!

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_11/2950.jpg

Taking 'one size fits all' a bit too far: the suit guar - an - teed to fit you for your entire life!

or

'Why do I always hear Pirate music when I'm walking?'

[Ballas]

Asian Version of "Hammer Time!!!"

[RevJ]

Caption this! :sick:

[Krendall]

Michelin Man cosplay gone horribly wrong.

[RU Joe]

Rev J:
Caption this! :sick:
Not the easiest material to work with, but I'll have a go:

In an old comic book, beside the ad for 'Sea Monkeys', this ad appears with NO picture. :



Hey kids, look at this! - Special limited time offer, low low price for 4 original retro game cartridges guaranteed to provide you and your friends with a unique gaming experience you will never forget .

These titles will challenge even the most skilled players.
Great for collectors, too!

Order now, supplies are limited.

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachments/other/forum-games/put-your-own-caption/3454d1404387107/img_1144.jpg

[ZedIsDead]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4701.jpg
After the events of 9/11, President-For-Life Bill Clinton decides to settle the score, personally.

[Tails]

Caption this! :sick:
Tenser's favorites.

[RU Joe]

Tenser's favorites.
Too bad there weren't 10 of them, or it could have been ..


Ten's top 10 collection.
Bah dum chh.
:p


Good bump Tails.
Ok here we go:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4704.png

[Slime Slayer]

"Of course I don't have any, I'm a woman you idiot"

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4704.png

'Dear, I think I'd better go see the doctor - I'm not quite feeling myself this morning.'

[RU Joe]

Today's installment is recycled from the 'Confirmed: Dudebro loves ponies' thread; this is too good to waste:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5466.jpg

[DrunkN]

Skittles: They melt in your beard, not your mouth.

[psimaster]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5467.jpg
Have fun with this one.

[RU Joe]

Hey Psi, what about 'rainbow beard'? - no love?, or is it too tough for ya?
Fine then I'll have a go:
:snicker:


http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5466.jpg
{ as this person is being approached by Police}:

'Excuse me, Miss .. uh .. Sirrrrr .. citizen, we'd like to ask you if you've seen a certain Pony.
She's gone missing, and she has a very unique tail.
Have you seen her?'

Ok now this one:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5467.jpg

In Russia, ramen make YOU!

or
{sung to the tune of Dragostea Din Tei by O - Zone}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrXp3qK6nt8

Hallo?
Want soup?
It's made with {looks at menu} the High Duke!
Cheeto - rolls, velveeta mashed, or fettucini?

Hallo, hallo!
c'est bien, Piccaso
sample it, chip in some leeks
just a stir now, so unique!

:D

[pinoycelt]

Rejected spokesman for Dunkin' Donuts

[ZedIsDead]

That white powder isn't what you think it is....

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_06/5543.jpg

Everyone remembers the knife-wielding dragon from Star Wars, right?

[RU Joe]

'Happy Birthday, baby, I went down to KK and got all your favorites - bet you can't guess where the Cream - filled is!'

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachments/other/forum-games/put-your-own-caption/3869d1433087690/donut-bath.jpg

Coming Soon!
A shocking horror by up - and - coming Latin - born Director Georges Lucas {Hola!}

Fear the creature that should not be, a mighty behemoth with 3 heads; 1 reptilan, 1 mutant and 1 robotic!
Thrill as rebel forces attempt to hit it directly in the crotch using futuristic death rays - but will it be enough to take this beast down?


http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_06/5543.jpg

[CREEPINGIRON]

---------- Post added at 08:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:58 AM ----------

Also I thought those were bagels.

[RU Joe]

^
Aaaa!
Now I'm curious about what you deleted .. like hearing only the punchline and after wondering what joke could have gone along with it.

[Dudebro]

^
like hearing only the punchline and after wondering what joke could have gone along with it.
.... so then Hitler turns to Gandi and says "I'll have what she's having!".

[RU Joe]

.... so then Hitler turns to Gandi and says "I'll have what she's having!".
... so, she looks over at her husband, then looks down at her lap and she says:
'Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!'

[Dudebro]

Combine it with the game!

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_06/5571.jpg


Catman looked me in the eye and said "That's I wear all these damn cats!"

[RevJ]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_06/5571.jpg

I should have phrased my third wish better.

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_06/5571.jpg

... and so this way, my suit will actually wash itself whenever it decides it needs to.

{click on Pig for larger Pig}

3894

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachments/other/forum-games/put-your-own-caption/3894d1434229858t/creeper-pig.jpg (http://www.retrouprising.com/attachments/other/forum-games/put-your-own-caption/3894d1434229858/creeper-pig.jpg)

^
Are we bored of this game now?
Come on guys, this one practically writes itself! - but I'm not going first, someone else has to; it's in the RUUUUUSS!

[ZedIsDead]

Even fat pigs need lovin'.

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachments/other/forum-games/put-your-own-caption/3894d1434229858t/creeper-pig.jpg (http://www.retrouprising.com/attachments/other/forum-games/put-your-own-caption/3894d1434229858/creeper-pig.jpg)

How Zombie Pigmen are made.