Chuck Norris
02-04-2010, 12:57 AM
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That above image is how I feel about the video game I am about to review
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Yes Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon, a God awful P.S.A cleverly disguised as a video game to prevent children from smoking... as if those cops who came to our school and the quadrillions of anti-smoking commercials didn't tell us otherwise.
OK you play as Rex Ronan, a surgeon who is trying to make medical history by performing a MICRO SURGERY on the spokesperson for a major tobacco industry. Rex shrinks down to size to save the guy's life, in his body he finds little robots and other crap as the company doesn't want the public to know about the dangers of smoking... there is the game's first problem
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/06/12/surgeon_general_warning_01.gif<---- THE SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING IS MANDATORY FOR ALL TOBACCO PRODUCTS! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT?!?!
THE SECOND PROBLEM... THIS GAME CAME OUT IN THE EARLY 90s I BELIEVE WE ALL KNEW ABOUT THE DANGERS OF SMOKING! WHAT YEAR DO THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN? 1477? JEEZ!
OK well this game's got the standard ending, you save the dude's life and the company gets shut down....how typical
Gameplay- God awful
Graphics- standard graphics
Controls- again God awful
Sound- crappy
Will I ever play it again?- I'd rather get a lobotomy and 2nd circumcision
I Know this review was short but it's a GOD AWFUL GAME... not much to say here
http://www.norkev-ltd.com/Wii%20pre%20order/Trauma%20Center%20Second%20Opinion.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/06/tcutk2-prv-ak-box.jpg <-------NOW THESE ARE GOOD MEDICAL GAMES!!!
That above image is how I feel about the video game I am about to review
http://s68060.gridserver.com/images/4657119hJYXBR4E/rexronantitle.jpg
Yes Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon, a God awful P.S.A cleverly disguised as a video game to prevent children from smoking... as if those cops who came to our school and the quadrillions of anti-smoking commercials didn't tell us otherwise.
OK you play as Rex Ronan, a surgeon who is trying to make medical history by performing a MICRO SURGERY on the spokesperson for a major tobacco industry. Rex shrinks down to size to save the guy's life, in his body he finds little robots and other crap as the company doesn't want the public to know about the dangers of smoking... there is the game's first problem
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/06/12/surgeon_general_warning_01.gif<---- THE SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING IS MANDATORY FOR ALL TOBACCO PRODUCTS! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT?!?!
THE SECOND PROBLEM... THIS GAME CAME OUT IN THE EARLY 90s I BELIEVE WE ALL KNEW ABOUT THE DANGERS OF SMOKING! WHAT YEAR DO THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN? 1477? JEEZ!
OK well this game's got the standard ending, you save the dude's life and the company gets shut down....how typical
Gameplay- God awful
Graphics- standard graphics
Controls- again God awful
Sound- crappy
Will I ever play it again?- I'd rather get a lobotomy and 2nd circumcision
I Know this review was short but it's a GOD AWFUL GAME... not much to say here
http://www.norkev-ltd.com/Wii%20pre%20order/Trauma%20Center%20Second%20Opinion.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/06/tcutk2-prv-ak-box.jpg <-------NOW THESE ARE GOOD MEDICAL GAMES!!!