The ugly thread.

[DrunkN]

Every hot sister has a gross brother. Step right up it's the ugly thread.

Let me start out with a good member of the ugly tree.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Mother%20Brain.jpg

[david man45]

Atrocious.
http://www.figuresworld.net/video_games/resevil4/re4s2_regenerator.jpg

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Or how about Voldo? He always freaked me out.
http://o.aolcdn.com/gd-media/galleries/190/voldo.jpg

[DrunkN]

http://www.freewebs.com/lahoradelterror/scissorman_logo.gif

My Clock Tower obsession knows no bounds.

EDIT: Yes I KNOW it's a mask in this game. Actually I didn't think anyone else did so I don't know why I brought it up.

[RU Joe]

Scissorman totally creeps me out, too.
Someone needs to make a video where he gets mown down with a machine gun, like those videos with the 'Duck Hunt' dog.

Here's some ugly for ya:
His name is LICH, and he is a level boss from Gauntlet: Dark Legacy.
He has magical powers he uses against you, and occasionally reaches into his own body to pull out a rancid organ full of deadly maggots which he then throws at you.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/extra/GAMES/large/gauntletdlgc_003-large.jpg

There is no WAY that Martha would approve.
http://dietfoodpyramid.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/martha_stewart.jpg

[david man45]

I love Guntlet: DL, I still play it to this day.

[samejamesbond]

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://planetmedia.gamespy.com/wiki/planetresidentevil.gamespy.com/default/uploads/2/22/Nemesis.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFjy99y0LSC-NCYDq8nrcAqZPq-8Q

Need I say more?

[zarny]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1355845874818&id=b672a6bc05beee7c1dfa00af113c9fe1&url=http%3a%2f%2fimages4.pocket-lint.com%2fimages%2f34sp%2flord-of-the-rings-conquest-0.jpg

Ugly.

[joz]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/mike-tyson-punch-out.jpg

[DrunkN]

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/sweethome/Sweet%20Home-54.png

[RU Joe]

Everyone:
Who are these characters?
I am a fairly diverse gamer but I don't recognize many of the ones you have posted.
Please give us a name and description of what game they came from, along with some personal info about the character to make it more interesting.

Sorry if I sound like an Ennui
http://geekusa.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ennui.jpg

but a small effort makes for much more enjoyable posting, in my opinion.
(don't you like my posts?)

Samejamesbond, is that character from Resident Evil?
(I forgot his name)

Zarny, is that 'Thing' from Fantastic Four?

Josman3000:
Is that 'Lando Calrissian' from Star Wars?

Drunkninja:
Is that the medicine woman from 'Startropics'?

THIS is
Abobo:
http://www.vidgama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/library-3492-280x300.jpghttp://www.the-iss.com/2008/11/24/img/abobo.jpg
from 'Double Dragon', a rather large henchman of the Shadow gang.
He busts through the side of a hill, tossing large boulders out of the way to get at you.
http://www.gamerzneeds.net/forums/signaturepics/sigpic75922_2.gif

[DrunkN]

Zarny, is that 'Thing' from Fantastic Four?

Josman3000:
Is that 'Lando Calrissian' from Star Wars?

Drunkninja:
Is that the medicine woman from 'Startropics'?

Just when you think you know a guy...

Zarny's was an ork from Lord Of The Rings
Jos's was Mike Tyson (come on man, seriously? You didn't recognize the Tysonater?)
Mine was a monster from Sweet Home(I'm not telling what, because it's a he he, clever I know)

EDIT: this is my 1,111th post

[joz]

Just when you think you know a guy...

Zarny's was an ork from Lord Of The Rings
Jos's was Mike Tyson (come on man, seriously? You didn't recognize the Tysonater?)
Mine was a monster from Sweet Home(I'm not telling what, because it's a he he, clever I know)

EDIT: this is my 1,111th post


It's Joz with a Z. Jos's should be Jos'. I feel the same about JoeG not recognizing Tyson and congrats on the 1111th post.

[RU Joe]

Jozman3000, Drunkninja, I'm only joking when I said I didn't recognize Tyson - the idea was to make it funny so the next person might give a name and description for their post.
Congratulations on your 1,111th post Drunkninja!
(now e-mail 1,111 messages to 1,111 people within 1,111 hours or you'll have 1,111 years of bad luck)
I was going to say something about it the other day but had to leave before I got to.

[joz]

Jozman3000, Drunkninja, I'm only joking when I said I didn't recognize Tyson - the idea was to make it funny so the next person might give a name and description for their post.
Congratulations on your 1,111th post Drunkninja!
(now e-mail 1,111 messages to 1,111 people within 1,111 hours or you'll have 1,111 years of bad luck)
I was going to say something about it the other day but had to leave before I got to.


:bulgy-eyes: you know who Tyson is? only a joke....you asked a specific question and we thought you were for real. Next time just put LOL at the end.
the e-mail part was hilarious!

[samejamesbond]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/mike-tyson-punch-out.jpg

You're asking to get your ears bitten off.

[joz]

You're asking to get your ears bitten off.

Don't forget he'll eat your babies too.

[Mareeps]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/mike-tyson-punch-out.jpg

must ...not...stare...directly...into...its...eyes

[DrunkN]

The Scylla from the Odyssey.

http://blogalice.com/engl230spring2007/files/scylla.jpg
And by the way, Tyson is awesome, ya' know?

[Kugyince]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/17/nes-jacket-1.jpg

[DrunkN]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/17/nes-jacket-1.jpg
So how many years of treatment did it take to recover?

[Kugyince]

I'm all for the NES and retro gaming but that has to be the ugliest jacket. Looks like something Cam would wear.

[Dudebro]

I'd wear it, no joke. I don't care if other people think I look stupid.

[DrunkN]

I'd wear it, no joke. I don't care if other people think I look stupid.
Agreed. Everyone knows I'm a hardcore nerd, but as long as I have my hair I think it's safe to show it.

[Slime Slayer]

I can barely bring myself to pull on my mario ball cap, thats just way to far over the line.

[Kugyince]

I'd wear it, no joke. I don't care if other people think I look stupid.
It isn't about what others think about you. It's the fact that the jacket is friggen' ugly.

I can barely bring myself to pull on my mario ball cap, thats just way to far over the line.
I own this one:
http://www.teesforall.com/product_thumb.php?img=images/Nintendo_Bullet_Black_Hat1.jpg&w=150&h=150

[Dudebro]

Yeah it's not the best design but I'd wear it if I got it for free. I wouldn't pay money for it.

The bulletbill hat is cool.

[Kong]

932

[Dudebro]

Yes that is very ugly and disturbing.

[samejamesbond]

932

That's one of the most disturbing things known to man-kind.

[DrunkN]

932
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SgB5G9tUgw1qQM:http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t320/einaphets_bucket/Smileys/sorry.jpg

Seems I have a little revenge to get. I'll procrastinate like usual. xxp

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bzNlp1JfxKudYM:http://www.grumpyoldsod.com/uglydog.jpg

[Kugyince]

The bulletbill hat is cool.
Thanks. I picked it up at a Six Flags last Summer.

[Slime Slayer]

It isn't about what others think about you. It's the fact that the jacket is friggen' ugly.


I own this one:
http://www.teesforall.com/product_thumb.php?img=images/Nintendo_Bullet_Black_Hat1.jpg&w=150&h=150
heres mine, i cant seem to find a picture online, so i had to take my own:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/stevencassidy13/Picture0033.jpg

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picked it up at future shop (canadian best buy type place) for 10 bucks

[Kugyince]

Mine was probably about $25 but you expect to get jipped a little at a souvenir shop.

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For a second I thought that was a used raincoat on the floor next to the chair leg...

[Slime Slayer]

lol, ive never heard the term "raincoat" yet i knew excatly what you ment, its actually the plastic wrap from a pack of smokes.

[fenrir1887]

Dude, as soon as I get the link, I'm posting a rather ugly video. I check back in later with it.

[Mareeps]

This is ugly.



http://www.msn101.com/content/UserUploads/2010/1/l4dbossartboomer_WKNP8N.jpg

[DrunkN]

Boomer? It ain't that bad.

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/05/59/55954_Left4Dead2-Spitter-01.jpg

[Mareeps]

Thanks a lot, now I have to disinfect my eyes.

[RU Joe]

Could that last picture have been any bigger?
I almost needed a new monitor just to see it.
- I'm working with a 14" here, and I can't be the only one.

Also, who are these characters, and what games are they from?
Not all of us can afford the new systems and so haven't seen these things before.

Please provide details for the rest of us.

[samejamesbond]

They're from Left 4 Dead.

[Mareeps]

the last one is a Spitter from Left 4 Dead 2.

[samejamesbond]

I meant the Left 4 Dead series, but thank you anyway.

[Mareeps]

I meant the Left 4 Dead series, but thank you anyway.
oh sorry

[samejamesbond]

It's alright.

[Demon-Mask]

http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-06/art/mgs2-fatman.jpg
Not only is he massively overweight, he has an overly veined head and feminine fingers.
http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/M/Metal%20Gear%20Solid%202/Raiden_naked--article_image.jpg
Maybe androgynous characters should remain clothed to an extent.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/392613503_e7dbe47094.jpg?v=0
Psycho Mantis really should keep his mask on.

[Dudebro]

Maybe androgynous characters should remain clothed to an extent.Well being undressed is a good way to get rid of the androgynous label. Unless those are breasticles.

[Demon-Mask]

I know, but he is still pretty ugly, though he proved himself a man.
Wait, are those his balls I can see, or just his second hand?

[Mareeps]

http://i39.tinypic.com/21kcj75.jpg (http://i39.tinypic.com/21kcj75.jpg)
Sorry its so big.

[Demon-Mask]

Sorry its so big.
You'd think this would be a good "That's what she said" joke, but it really isn't.

[Mareeps]

Looking back, I probably could have worded that better.

[fenrir1887]

Ugly is what Dracula is in Circle of the Moon. I had a hard time trying to fight him.

[samejamesbond]

His Castlevania Bloodlines appearance was far worse:

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab3/dracula.gif

[fenrir1887]

I've never played up to that point, but I'll take your word for it. How could any Castlevania top that?

[samejamesbond]

They did:

YouTube - Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow Final Boss Menace - No Damage, No Subweapons

[fenrir1887]

That was UGLY to the tenth power. Castlevania keeps finding ways to vreate uglier monsters.

[Mareeps]

His Castlevania Bloodlines appearance was far worse:

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab3/dracula.gif
Link is broken.

[fenrir1887]

I can see that. Plus I misspelled create.

[samejamesbond]

Is this link broken?:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/4/43/Bl-drac1.gif

[fenrir1887]

YOW! That's uglier than any monster I've seen in Resident Evil Gaiden.

[samejamesbond]

I was looking up dracula on the Castlevania Wiki, look at how hidious this form is:

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/f/f2/Dracula2hod.gif

[fenrir1887]

Dude, that is ugly.

[samejamesbond]

It's like Dracula wants to look ugly.

[fenrir1887]

Uh, huh. Where else can we find an ugly picture or monster?

[samejamesbond]

Resident Evil:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6u3X0--r0vs/Smh3grj2YwI/AAAAAAAAGCA/nq8rCKOO1MQ/s1600/re2vih12.jpg

http://ui05.gamespot.com/1476/verdugo_2.jpg

http://www.evilextreme.com/images/sections/games/wallpapers/resident-evil-3-nemesis/1024x768/resident-evil-3-nemesis-002-1024x768.jpg

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/resident-evil-2-licker-standing-artwork-big.jpg

http://images.eurogamer.net/assets/articles//a/4/0/2/3/9/9/a_med_re1.jpg.jpg

[fenrir1887]

Always a good source for ugliness. I'll get some pictures to put up eventually.

[samejamesbond]

Silent Hill, God of War, and Fallout 3 are other good sources.

[fenrir1887]

There's always this image. http://thm-a01.yimg.com/nimage/096c87883918ed72

[DrunkN]

James, how could you forget about the true king of zombies, and the grandfather of RE monsters?

http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/3654i1CA07EBDF28B8915/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

[Demon-Mask]

Uh, huh. Where else can we find an ugly picture or monster?
Devil May Cry.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/thumb/b/bf/Marionette.jpg/300px-Marionette.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Devil-may-cry-phantom.jpg

It really isn't surprising a game built off of Resident Evil would have some ugly enemies though.

[fenrir1887]

I agree. Still, Resident Evil has some wickedly ugly monsters.

[Tails]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g132/th_u184/Anime/Yu%20Yu%20Hakusho/VZ-Mukuro.jpg

Mukuro

[fenrir1887]

I was playing Knights of the Old Republic yesterday and I realized if I played deep enough, I would probably find ugly characters there. I'll get a picture as soon as possible.

[Dudebro]

@Tails- that pic you posted looks like thousands of other typical anime guys but with some lame eye patch. What's supposed to be ugly about it?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/scorpius-smile.jpg
Scorpius from Farscape, an awesome bad guy from an awesome show.

[Tails]

1. That's a girl

2. Her body is all beaten up cuz she was a slave.

[DrunkN]

Girl or not, it ain't ugly.

T-001
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/thumb/7/70/Enemy_008.jpg/450px-Enemy_008.jpg

[samejamesbond]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/0/0e/Lickerb.jpg

Beta Lickers are much uglier.

[Wrong Forum Bud]

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc349/Defyless/uglybob.jpg

[RU Joe]

+1 for 'Bingebob Drunkpants'.

Here's a lovely little creature from The Suffering {PS2} {Sorry I can't remember the name of that particular critter right now.}

http://www.paranoidproductions.com/graphics/Games/sufferingscreen6.jpg

..a game chock full O' Hellraiser - type demons absolutely perfect for Halloween.

[Wrong Forum Bud]

Quite the interesting game that one was.
Too bad I never had the guts to finish it.


http://i859.photobucket.com/albums/ab159/Andie17_photo/BEAVER.jpg

[samejamesbond]

That's one of the most scariest things I have ever seen in my life!

[Wrong Forum Bud]

I have to agree with you there.
But you might have a change of mind when you see this:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd151/nikibae22/Kesha-Tik-Tok.jpg

[samejamesbond]

This may be Halloween time, but I think you're pushing the scares.

[Mareeps]

Oh god, my eyes! I may never see again!

[Dudebro]

What's wrong with Kesha?

[Mareeps]

Not her so much, but the pic before it. :sick:

[Dudebro]

I don't think the bieber beaver is ugly really, just hilarious.

[fenrir1887]

Yeah, right. I think it's both ugly, and funny.