Chuck Norris

[DrunkN]

Has anybody else played this?
Retro Uprising - Arcade (http://retrouprising.com/game-menu/?cx=partner-pub-3830747272780728%3Aqdds6b-z5fv&cof=FORID%3A9&q=chuck+norris&sa=Go#939)

[Smittycal]

now I have lol...pretty crazy game.

[samejamesbond]

I've played it before.

But this is destruction: (Warning: NSFW)
ScrewAttack Video Game, Video Game Vault: Dick Tracy (Genesis) | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/video-game-screwattack/41825)

It's better with equal the Pwnage.
Retro Uprising - Arcade - Dick Tracy (http://retrouprising.com/game-menu/game/1032/)

[Smittycal]

I loved Dick Tracy lol...I loved looking kicking but a taking names with it lol

[Winnebagel]

Has anybody else played this?
Retro Uprising - Arcade (http://retrouprising.com/game-menu/?cx=partner-pub-3830747272780728%3Aqdds6b-z5fv&cof=FORID%3A9&q=chuck+norris&sa=Go#939)

Yes unfortunately.

I imagine this is one of the only things that makes Chuck Norris regularly cry. In fact there is probably only one thing old Chuck hates more, and hurts him more, than this game. This:

YouTube - bruce lee vs. chuck norris :beat-up:

[DrunkN]

Yes unfortunately.

I imagine this is one of the only things that makes Chuck Norris regularly cry. In fact there is probably only one thing old Chuck hates more, and hurts him more, than this game. This:

YouTube - bruce lee vs. chuck norris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE&feature=PlayList&p=14125531D5D0BFCF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=42) :beat-up:
I love Way of the Dragon. Mainly because of the Bruce Lee-Chuck Norris scene.

[Winnebagel]

I love Way of the Dragon. Mainly because of the Bruce Lee-Chuck Norris scene.

Me too. It always ranks in my top 10 martial arts movie fights of all time.

[Dudebro]

I heard a rumor that Bruce Lee died of roundhouse related injuries. Maybe this scene is the motive, it's the only footage I've seen of chuck getting pwned.

[sezthemank]

Dont get me started on Chuck Norris!
Seriously because I wont stop!

Ahh never mind....

Did you know that there is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck norris's computer, because hes always in control!

[DrunkN]

Every time you play Chuck Norris's video game, God kills a kitten.

[Timber Wolf]

That game just proves Chuck Norris sucks
And Way of the Dragon is definitely on my top 5 martial arts movies
@ Dudebro I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis

[sezthemank]

Theres also a rummor he didnt die when they said he did.
He suppost to of had stuff on the FBI or somthing.

[justinm26]

IMO Chuck Norris is a douchebag.

[sezthemank]

I know I just think the "Chuck Norris Facts" are very funny!

[Neutral]

How much norris would a norrischuck chuck
if a norrischuck could chuck norris?

[Dudebro]

That game just proves Chuck Norris sucks
And Way of the Dragon is definitely on my top 5 martial arts movies
@ Dudebro I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis
His cause of death is still debated to this day. He was found unresponsive in bed after complaining of a headache and being given painkillers. He was pronounced dead at the hospital about 20 minutes later(they attempted to revive him at home for 10 minutes or so).
A couple months before that he was taken to the hospital after he collapsed on the set and the doctors revived him. He had swelling of the brain causing full body siezures and he was unconscious upon arriving at the hospital(not a good sign).

There are a few different theories on cause of death from the doctors who worked on him before and on the day of his death. Most agree it was a reaction to the painkillers or a combination of that and cannibis(yes weed). There's also some who claimed the cannibis caused his death but most people think that's BS since weed is not known to cause severe allergic reactions and Bruce had smoked it before, going by other peoples accounts of his life.

Either way it's very sad that he died so young(31). He was a great person and who knows what he could've done if he lived.

I agree with justin btw, chuck norris is actually a douchebag but like sez said, mocking him is funny.

[Dojah]

I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis
I think you are thinking of Houdini.

About bruce Lee's death, there are many stories of what happened. About the weed in his body and an allergic reaction....It was actually hashish, which yes comes from the female plant but is way more concentrated, and there is no bud involved. Also smoking compared to eating makes a huge difference...which he supposedly was eating/chewing it, not really smoking it. I do find it really hard to believe that is the real cause of death, but it can happen.

Chuck Norris was actually a good fighter back in the day, especially when he started training under Bruce. Now we got Walker Texas Ranger....which that in it self is hilarious
http://media.photobucket.com/image/chuck%20norris%20funny%20quotes/commentsjunkie/zzx/0019.gif

[Dudebro]

Yeah you're right Dojah, I heard Houdini died of stomach punch he wasn't ready for. He always boasted about his ability to take a gut punch so some guy tested him and he lost.

The hash thing makes more sense, bruce was obsessed with health so I doubted the claim that he smoked anything.

I also agree about Chuck, he was an awesome fighter and he did train with Bruce Lee. I just think he's a douchebag because of his beliefs.

[Dojah]

I just think he's a douchebag because of his beliefs.
I don't know much about Chuck, What are his beliefs? I have heard he has some crazy religious beliefs, and political. But I have never really looked into it.

[Dudebro]

He's one of those hardcore christians. I don't mean to insult them all but I disagree with just about everything they talk about. I know he was pushing for stuff like the bible in school and texas becoming it's own country. Imo he's a weirdo.

[Dojah]

Ahh I know what you mean. I hate the hard-core types. People like Benny Hinn makes me want to punch certain christians.

[Timber Wolf]

I know about Houdini, I was told second or third hand about the Lee death, but I never looked into it, so the dude who told me was probably thinking of Houdini....
and isn't there suppose to be a Lee family curse, that deals with all the first born males dieing before a certain age?

[afireinside]

I like Chuck Norris is Walker Texas Ranger LOL

[Winnebagel]

Ahh I know what you mean. I hate the hard-core types. People like Benny Hinn makes me want to punch certain christians.

I sang in his church once, so I stayed for the service. Let me just say it was a surreal experience. It was like being in another dimension of crazy or something. :q

[Dojah]

I sang in his church once, so I stayed for the service. Let me just say it was a surreal experience. It was like being in another dimension of crazy or something. :q
You sing huh...nice. Did you get to see his amazing "Fire", where people fall and flail around?

[Winnebagel]

You sing huh...nice. Did you get to see his amazing "Fire", where people fall and flail around?

Yeah, me and Gamenguru are from an entertainment family (music, acting, some t.v. stuff, etc.). We don't go into it a whole lot here (for reasons that might be easy to guess).

Anywho, no I didn't see that. What was weird, though is that he did everything in the service: he led the music, he did the sermon, but he also took the offering plate around to every row himself I guess so he could make sure no one would take any of the bling. He also would call out people in the crowd who would try to leave during the service. Like say someone got up to go to the bathroom or whatever. He would be like, "sir! You need to sit back down while I am speaking." Crazy dude! Also, his daughter was a brat, but that's another story. Altogether, a weird experience. I wanted to see people fly across the room, but I didn't.

[Dojah]

Yeah I went to one of his services when he came to Denver. The week before he came, I seen something on tv about him, and how he is a scammer. It was pretty crazy to see it in person after watching that. I noticed when the tray was going around they came with envelopes, and on each one was a money amount. It started at 10,000 dollars up to 100,000 dollars. On top of that there was a muslim couple there who was trying to convert to christianity. Hinn actually said it would take 50,000 dollars to wash the islam sins away. It actually made me very sad, especially when the couple gave up the money to him.

Here is a clip of the "Fire"
YouTube - Benny Hinn - FIRE Fall on Kids (1)
It's very sad.

[Winnebagel]

Yeah I went to one of his services when he came to Denver. The week before he came, I seen something on tv about him, and how he is a scammer. It was pretty crazy to see it in person after watching that. I noticed when the tray was going around they came with envelopes, and on each one was a money amount. It started at 10,000 dollars up to 100,000 dollars. On top of that there was a muslim couple there who was trying to convert to christianity. Hinn actually said it would take 50,000 dollars to wash the islam sins away. It actually made me very sad, especially when the couple gave up the money to him.

Here is a clip of the "Fire"
YouTube - Benny Hinn - FIRE Fall on Kids (1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVIPF_PmHuQ)
It's very sad.

Yes. It is very sad indeed. I think it's a shame when people use spirituality/religion to prey on innocent. Regardless of people's feelings about religion in general, I know a lot of people in them who really do sincerely care about people and want to help them. It's a shame that some people like the Hinn can seriously hurt a lot of people and give many peeps a bad taste about religious people in general.

Actually I prefer Benny Hill to Benny Hinn.

[afireinside]

Yes. It is very sad indeed. I think it's a shame when people use spirituality/religion to prey on innocent. Regardless of people's feelings about religion in general, I know a lot of people in them who really do sincerely care about people and want to help them. It's a shame that some people like the Hinn can seriously hurt a lot of people and give many peeps a bad taste about religious people in general.

Actually I prefer Benny Hill to Benny Hinn.

LOL this what give Christians a bad name. So fake this guy should be put away in a dungeon somwhete dark.:beat-up:

[Winnebagel]

LOL this what give Christians a bad name. So fake this guy should be put away in a dungeon somwhete dark.:beat-up:

Indeed. Like I said, Benny Hill can make you laugh and fall down too, but he had hot chicks in his show. ;)

It is a shame, though. I don't know a whole lot about Chuck Norris personally, but I have a feeling that he doesn't push people over. He just knocks them over with his kicks. :)

[afireinside]

Indeed. Like I said, Benny Hill can make you laugh and fall down too, but he had hot chicks in his show. ;)

It is a shame, though. I don't know a whole lot about Chuck Norris personally, but I have a feeling that he doesn't push people over. He just knocks them over with his kicks. :)

Lol again Chuck Norris is way better than Benny hinn

[Winnebagel]

Lol again Chuck Norris is way better than Benny hinn

Yes he is, and as Walker Texas Ranger, he helped people without asking for anything in return.

[afireinside]

Yes he is, and as Walker Texas Ranger, he helped people without asking for anything in return.

And he actually was appericated unlike Hinn. Overall Chuck Norris rocks like dude bro. My two idles are dudebro and chuck Norris

[Crazycj2389]

I hear people always saying "What if Bruce Lee was alive today?". I think if Bruce Lee was alive today he wouldn't have made such a great impact on peoples lives. Don't get me wrong I like Bruce Lee and all but I am just saying it wouldn't be that great. There would be a impact but not as big if he didn't die. As for Chuck Norris, he is a great guy, I still wish Walker, Texas Ranger was on the air ( I mean new episodes and such) instead of reruns. BRUCE LEE FOREVER!!

[DrunkN]

Erm, this was supposed to be a topic about a video game.... Oh well, I've derailed many a topic in my day.

[thebird1003]

I always heard he died of a sucker-punch causing his appendix to rupture, because he had appendicitis
I I heard a rumor that Bruce Lee died of roundhouse related injuries. You both are wrong, Bruce Lee died because of a brain edema caused by pain medication.

[Dudebro]

Well thebird my quote was a joke. Not to mention I explained the real cause of death at length a few posts down, you should check the whole topic next time.:talktohand:

[thebird1003]

i did:redface: i must had missed it:(

[ET.]

oh come on people, chuck norris is the main man always.

[samejamesbond]

Captain Falcon is cooler than Chuck Norris.

IMO.

[Dojah]

I hear people always saying "What if Bruce Lee was alive today?". I think if Bruce Lee was alive today he wouldn't have made such a great impact on peoples lives. Don't get me wrong I like Bruce Lee and all but I am just saying it wouldn't be that great. There would be a impact but not as big if he didn't die.

You bring up a good point. And you are probably right.

[Dudebro]

You bring up a good point. And you are probably right.
I don't agree. I think Bruce Lee was a great person cut down before his time. He did a lot of good things and he was constantly looking to improve himself.



Captain Falcon is cooler than Chuck Norris.

Pfft.:talktohand:

[Dojah]

I think Bruce Lee was a great person cut down before his time. He did a lot of good things and he was constantly looking to improve himself.

I agree, he was a phenomenal being way before his time. He is one of my biggest idols. But kinda like Tupac, and Notorious BIG, their death had a bigger influence then when alive.

[Dudebro]

Again I disagree. I don't think his death boosted his fame really. He was already bigtime before he died. He's at least partly responsible for bringing asian culture back into american lives and making martial arts popular over here. Even the president(or ceo, w/e) of UFC said "without Bruce Lee there would be no MMA).

I also disagree with the biggie/tupac thing. They were already icons before thier deaths. Now if you said Heath Ledger I'd tend to agree since he wasn't all that cool until The Dark Knight(unless you count Broke Back, I don't).

[Dojah]

I know he brought tons of stuff to light. I talked about it a couple times in the MMA thread. But there was a 2 hour special "How Bruce Lee changed the world" where they talk about this specifically. The change of the Asian world was huge after his death, which was not there when he was alive...as well as in America. For the most part he was not even respected by most. In his time racism was still a big issue. Remember the Green Hornet. Lee was no where near as famous when he was alive.

Tupac's death was huge in America. Books, films, plays, and even college classes have come about due to his death, He has sold more records after his death then when he was alive. IMO his death had a way bigger impact on people then when he was alive.

That's funny...I was actually going to say ledger, among a couple others. But I feel most pioneers are not appreciated like they should be until they die.

[Dudebro]

Yeah I can see your points, I just don't wanna take away from the lives of these people by saying thier deaths made them more important.

[Dojah]

Ya know, I didnt even think of it like that. And you are 100% correct.

[Dudebro]

Well for what it's worth I agree with your points too, so I guess we're both right.

[Winnebagel]

Yeah, I think what happens sometimes is, no matter how influential the person was while alive, when they die people suddenly take notice of their work when maybe they would have ignored this otherwise.

This has been happening for ages (even before our current celebrity worshiping culture we live in today). Look at how artists paintings, sculptures, etc. suddenly go way up in value when the artist dies. Some of them like Rembrandt, Van Gogh didn't really even get appreciated very much while they were alive which I find sad somehow.

In the case of Bruce Lee I think he had reached a point where he was already very famous and influential. His film career aside, he created a martial art, wrote several books (I have read a couple which were good), and he was a pioneer in health & fitness. However, I think his untimely death brought him a level of immortality (I know that's an oxymoron, but what can you do?) that he might not have achieved until later. He was an amazing person, though, whose life has almost taken on mythic proportions today.

[Slime Slayer]

well i think bruce lee was faster, stronger and had better technique than anyone alive today

[Dudebro]

well i think bruce lee was faster, stronger and had better technique than anyone alive today
I saw an interview with Jackie Chan where they asked him about that. He said he knows people who are better that Bruce Lee, I believe him.

[Winnebagel]

I saw an interview with Jackie Chan where they asked him about that. He said he knows people who are better that Bruce Lee, I believe him.

There may be, but I think it was cool how he developed a martial system that was less about form and more about real world self defense
fighting.

I saw a cool special on, I think Discovery Channel, which was all about the science behind fighting. There was one part where a Tae Kwan Do master was being tested for reflexes and reaction time, and it ended up that he was as fast as a Cobra or something. Pretty sweet!

[Slime Slayer]

well im no martial arts master, but ive seen footage of b.l. that ive never seen anywhere else

[Winnebagel]

Some of his Jeet Kune Do books were pretty cool reads. He was big on being aware of one's surroundings and using what was available to defend ones self.

I don't know how he would compare on the speed test, but I know he was impressive.

[Dojah]

I saw an interview with Jackie Chan where they asked him about that. He said he knows people who are better that Bruce Lee, I believe him.
Do you happen to have a link? Because he actually stated the opposite in "How Bruce Lee changed the world".

[Dudebro]

No I don't atm but I could be mistaken, it's been awhile.

[sezthemank]

I loved the way bruce lee kept workin out even when his back was broke.

[Kong]

Jackie Chan does say Bruce Lee was the best in the documentary "How Bruce Lee Changed the World". But he was being paid to host a tribute to him. He might of said differently somewhere else or he could of meant best marital arts actor. In another interview he says Bruce Lee was a hero.

[justinm26]

i could have sworn i heard somewhere that bruce lee was killed for showing americans certain types of martial arts secrets. or something along those lines.

[Dojah]

Jackie Chan does say Bruce Lee was the best in the documentary "How Bruce Lee Changed the World". But he was being paid to host a tribute to him. He might of said differently somewhere else or he could of meant best marital arts actor. In another interview he says Bruce Lee was a hero.
I guess your right about that, but I would also call Lee a hero. I would also call Jackie Robinson a hero. Maybe Chan meant Hero along those lines.

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i could have sworn i heard somewhere that bruce lee was killed for showing americans certain types of martial arts secrets. or something along those lines.
Yeah thats a conspiracy theory, that involves the Triad community. He was challenged by the highest ranked Grandmaster in America(Wong Jack Man) because they felt he was breaking a certain code. Non-Asians were not allowed to know there 1500-ish years of technique and thought. Bruce beat Wong within minutes and kept teaching. I believe the story goes after that they poisened him causing the brain edema.

[Dudebro]

I think justin might be thinking of the Bruce Lee movie that was made years ago. I remember they played up the curse thing(wasn't it the White Lotus society or w/e?).

[OldTimer]

Ananova - Chuck Norris protects baker (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3308615.html)

Need we say more about the power of chuck norris?

[samejamesbond]

Ananova - Chuck Norris protects baker (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3308615.html)

Need we say more about the power of chuck norris?

My personal joke:

Chuck Norris needs to stop sky diving,
one Grand Canyon is enough!

[sezthemank]

LOL Chuck Norris is a Crank!