Happy Canada Day! [Archive]

OldTimer

07-01-2009, 04:36 PM

That's funny. My wife of 3 years is from Quebec actually. It's been 10 years since I spoke french in University. She has to work today and I am hoping she buys me a case a beer when she gets home.

Slime Slayer

07-01-2009, 04:47 PM

Canada rules!!!

Winnebagel

07-01-2009, 05:23 PM

Happy C Day to all you R.U. Canucks and fellow Americans. Have Fun!

Kugyince

07-01-2009, 06:21 PM

I've had plenty of drunken stupers in Montreal. Thanks for the beir fest.

Kevin

07-01-2009, 07:36 PM

Blame Canada! :p

sezthemank

07-01-2009, 07:55 PM

Blame Canada! :p

Hahahaha I was watching that before

Happy Canada day

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.

After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.

After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.

He asks the barman, "What the heck is that?"

The barman says, "It's a Moose."

The Scottish chap says, "what! How big are the cats?"

Slime Slayer

07-03-2009, 02:07 AM

just the record: canada whooped the us in the only war they had

Dudebro

07-03-2009, 03:22 AM

lol@canada

Neutral

07-03-2009, 10:10 AM

Canada?

Never heard of it.

CatalystiCam

07-03-2009, 11:50 AM

:D we got an amazing fireworks display here at shuswap!

Kugyince

07-03-2009, 12:04 PM

Going to a fireworks show myself tonight.

@Steven: You can change your avatar at midnight. Thanks for letting me borrow it.

Kevin

07-03-2009, 12:18 PM

The North American Fireworks display on the Detroit River are simply amazing! Happy Canada Day!

Slime Slayer

07-03-2009, 01:51 PM

Going to a fireworks show myself tonight.

@Steven: You can change your avatar at midnight. Thanks for letting me borrow it.

sweet!

sezthemank

07-03-2009, 02:17 PM

Canada day?
Whats all that about?

OldTimer

07-03-2009, 02:20 PM

Canada Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Celebrating the anniversary of the 1 July 1867 enactment of the British North America Act (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_Act,_1867), which united Canada as a single country, which was in turn composed of four provinces.

Kugyince

07-03-2009, 11:07 PM

It celebrates the day where the Canucks rolled over and played nice for the Brits long enough to be allowed to pretend they were independent.

sezthemank

07-04-2009, 06:27 AM

Awww poor Canada.
I wish we had a day like this.

We have bonfire night though because of the legend Guy Falks!
Now he had the right Idea.

Slime Slayer

07-01-2010, 05:27 PM

That time again, I'm in the nation's capital this year, so if I do decide to go see the fireworks it should be nuts.

Kugyince

07-01-2010, 05:31 PM

That time again, I'm in the nation's capital this year, so if I do decide to go see the fireworks it should be nuts.

It celebrates the day where the Canucks rolled over and played nice for the Brits long enough to be allowed to pretend they were independent.

Has it been a year already?

yoshi_star10

07-01-2010, 06:51 PM

Has it been a year already?
it goes by so fast, only 3 more days, i cant wait for fireworks

Slime Slayer

07-01-2010, 06:53 PM

No.... not 3 more days, it's today.

CatalystiCam

07-01-2010, 07:02 PM

July 1, Yessir.Although pretty sure the Fireworks display here at the lake is on weekends no matter what day it's on. Wow, I'm at the lake 5 years running for canada day. Parents like the fireworks I think...

Although, it's been nothing but clouds today and the lakes cold... Not much of a good day.

Kugyince

07-01-2010, 07:09 PM

it goes by so fast, only 3 more days, i cant wait for fireworks
Right you are. The real independence day is on the fourth. Don't mind those Canadians, they couldn't use a calendar to save their lives. They even think Thanksgiving is in October.

Slime Slayer

07-01-2010, 07:34 PM

American women:
http://reasonstohateamerica.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fat-slob-bitches.jpg
Canadian women:
NSFW:
http://www.humorpass.com/media/Pictures/hot-string-bikini-girls.jpg
nuff said.

Demon-Mask

07-01-2010, 09:31 PM

Now I want to defect to Canada Steven... Damn it!

Dudebro

07-01-2010, 09:40 PM

Oh sure, we all know Canada is full of blonde supermodels who kind of look like trashy porn stars.:sarcastic:
Who knew you could wear bikinis in the constant winter that is canada.

Demon-Mask

07-01-2010, 09:43 PM

Well, I'd assume you'd get used to the constant winter and be able to wear bikinis, or they took anti-freezing peptide shots before hand, or the bikinis have some special radiative heating system.
Or they are indoors at a heated location designed to look like the area outside of the location, sans-snow that is.

Kugyince

07-01-2010, 09:49 PM

Third from the left is a major butter face.

Dudebro

07-01-2010, 09:52 PM

That's why she's wearing the skimpiest bikini. At least she knows her place right?

I just noticed you can't even see half of the bikini bottoms in the first picture, ugh.

Slime Slayer

07-01-2010, 09:54 PM

I love how the fat one in the green has to wear that apron so you can tell she is wearing something down there.

Kugyince

07-01-2010, 10:02 PM

Had to add spoiler tags and a NSFW warning to the bottom one.

Dudebro

07-01-2010, 10:07 PM

That's funny Tenser, I think the top pic is much more offensive.

Kugyince

07-01-2010, 10:30 PM

I'm not one to complain about hot chicas but it brings up an issue.

samejamesbond

07-01-2010, 10:35 PM

That's funny Tenser, I think the top pic is much more offensive.

Agreed.

Demon-Mask

07-02-2010, 02:38 AM

That's funny Tenser, I think the top pic is much more offensive.
I agree, it would also need spoilers on the same rule that warrants the second one needing one.
You can't just hide one and not the other, though I'm not the one allowed to interpret the rules, that's up to you, Tenser, Sabby or Kong.
It just seems fairly demeaning to hide one because it is sexually orientated, and somehow a picture of a similar nature, sans-attractiveness, doesn't qualify as sexually orientated.

Do not post obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated, hateful, threatening, racist, sexist or discriminatory messages, links or images.

I really don't want to sound rude, but the rules shouldn't be applied to some cases and ignored for others.

Slime Slayer

07-02-2010, 02:45 AM

There is one small, round fleshy difference between the photos.

Dudebro

07-02-2010, 02:51 AM

I was kidding DM. Tenser put it in a spoiler because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Kugyince

07-02-2010, 03:45 AM

I agree, it would also need spoilers on the same rule that warrants the second one needing one.
You can't just hide one and not the other, though I'm not the one allowed to interpret the rules, that's up to you, Tenser, Sabby or Kong.
It just seems fairly demeaning to hide one because it is sexually orientated, and somehow a picture of a similar nature, sans-attractiveness, doesn't qualify as sexually orientated.

I really don't want to sound rude, but the rules shouldn't be applied to some cases and ignored for others.

There is one small, round fleshy difference between the photos.

I was kidding DM. Tenser put it in a spoiler because of a wardrobe malfunction.

@DM: How's that foot taste?

zarny

07-02-2010, 06:37 PM

Happy Canada Day!

JKool

07-02-2010, 07:39 PM

Happy Canada Day.

Demon-Mask

07-02-2010, 07:46 PM

There is one small, round fleshy difference between the photos.
Damn, I missed it somehow.
I feel pretty damn retarded now.