The Church of Dudebro

[jim5cents]

Continued from another thread per request of Kong

1. All of the old testament was originally oral history the same as the Iliad and the Odessey. And much of the New Testament. There is not one part of the Bible that was written while Jesus was alive so all of the Jesus quotes are merely hearsay.
2. There is absolutely zero corroboration outside of the Bible that Jews lived in Egypt or that any of that Exodus stuff ever happened. There is almost no outside corroburation that a man named Jesus ever lived. Certainly not enough to say it is historical fact that he did exist. I don't know about the Cannan part.

i misspoke, the events of the bible should be refered to as religious history, many studies attempt to tie in roman, greek, egyptian, and mesopotiam histories and find the connections, if any. some of the obvious characters that are known in historical record include herod the great, based off of hebrew records, casear, pilate and peter, all based off of roman records, peter's records do relate to his execution in rome, rather than his time around jerusalem. there have been around 30 other cases of kings in the region that have been id'ed in the bible and through recovered monuments and scripts, including the moabite stone or the mesha stele, the amarna letters, the babylonian chronicles which detail the siege of jerusalem by nebuchandnezzer, and the cylander of nabonius. sites such has herod's temple provide some historical record as well.

one leading idea behind the accuracy of exodus comes from the ipuwer papyrus, a poem which describes drought, devestation of crops, famine, death due to a group leaving their servitude. a curious statement in the poem mentions that "the river is blood" the ipuwer papyrus is dated to around 13BCE, while the first portions of exodus are thought to be written between 9-10 BCE.
egyptian inscriptions and the amarna letters do describe a group named the habiru that lived on the border of egypt and the sinai, basically a milita group that was hired as a border guard, however, once the habiru's raids got out of control, the egyptian record is that they were made to work manual labor instead. this is entirely speculation btw. if these people were hebrew, and scholars debate if they are based on the similar name, it is likely they would have altered from made to work, to enslaved in their records.

and yes, correct, there is no historical record of jesus during his life. the first record is a roman one written about 70 AD. there are multiple records during christ's time of his jewish contemporaries that make no mention of him at all.

[Dudebro]

the events of the bible should be refered to as religious history

So if I make up a religion can I make up my own history too? This sounds fun! Seriously though, it's either history or it's not.

[jim5cents]

absolutely, look at scientology...that is some crazy stuff

[Dudebro]

Some people would say the same thing about all religions.

[jim5cents]

yep.

Church of Dudebro

Commandments of the church of dudebro
1. Ducks are made in dudebro's image, honor all ducks, especially mallards
2. If thou sees a duck, and has bread, thou shall feed that bread to the duck.
3. Thou shall not worships any beards, unless it is dudebro's beard.

See, that was easy, religious history of the church of dudebro.

[Dudebro]

I like #2, you better feed ducks if you have bread. Heartless bastards need a commanment to do the right thing.

[Winnebagel]

I like #2, you better feed ducks if you have bread. Heartless bastards need a commanment to do the right thing.

I guess we know what animals cannot be eaten in Dudeism (the religion of the Dudebro). That's a bummer. I guess I won't be able to join your religion Bro. Although, I respect those who do. Like I told you, as much as ducks are some of my favorite creatures and I am all for them having preserved wetlands, I do enjoy eating an occasional one as well. Forgive me for that Lord DB.

[Dudebro]

I love animals and I still eat red meat. I think as long as we aren't wasteful or killing off a species we're all good.

Btw my bad for going off topic, sometimes it just happens.

[Winnebagel]

I love animals and I still eat red meat. I think as long as we aren't wasteful or killing off a species we're all good.

Btw my bad for going off topic, sometimes it just happens.

I agree 100%. I really respect groups like Ducks Unlimited that devote themselves to raising awareness and helping preserve wetlands for Ducks and other wee beasties.

Thanks for going off topic DB. This is the first interest I have had in this thread. No offense to any one, but I have just had so many conversations like this one in my life I am kind of over them. Carry on though people. I'll try not to interrupt your debate too much.

[jim5cents]

the problem with commandment #1 is that people interpert honor all ducks, to mean, honor them by having them as a tasty main course...yummy. so, there is some confusion and debate among the members of the church of dudebro

@winnebagel...forget the original debate, this duck convo is way better.

@dudebro, is there a way to edit the thread topic and to put it in a different section

[Dudebro]

Yes and yes. What do you want it to say and where should I move it?

[jim5cents]

Church of Dubebro, put it down in the junk section

[Dudebro]

Done and done.

[sezthemank]

I will feed ducks of course!

The fatter bigger they are,
the more there is to put in my pancakes with peking sauce.


Hmmmm crispy duck....yummmm.

[jim5cents]

i guess this is where i will reestablish what is going on here.

Welcome to the Church of Dudebro!!!
This thread started as a debate about ancient history/Bibical history, but this turned out to be way better.

Three Commandments make up Laws of Dudebro. See previous page. However, you may submit new laws or make up historical stories that how make up this churches' history. For example, the original commandments where give to Dudebro by a flock of mallards after they completed their 3000 mile migration.

[sezthemank]

Like chuck norris - Dudebro has a fist under his beard.

Dudebro being the leader of the universe,
has appointed his majasty Larry bird as the presedent of the United states of America.

[Dudebro]

I gotta say this topic is weird.
Let's change ducks to birds so we don't leave any of our avian friends out. All birds are cool and deserve our respect. Unless they poop on me, then it's on.

[jim5cents]

even pidgens? aka sky rats

[sezthemank]

Noooo pigons are nasty!

In the book of "gillette" next to the book of "bic"
it states that pigons should not be classed as bird, as they are the scum of all sky traffic,
however blips and hot air ballons are ok.
ahmen

[DrunkN]

Who are you to command us to worship this, Dudebro, who we can't even prove exists?

[sezthemank]

Who are you to command us to worship this, Dudebro, who we can't even prove exists?


Yes true

just like jesus
there is only a picture of a bearded male that suppost to be the lord his self.
But there is no prof he exists atall!

[Kugyince]

Dudebro does bear a striking resemblence to Ahuru Mazda.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o182/Amina_sheytoon/ahura.jpg

[Winnebagel]

However, I must say this, Dudebro is also famed for giving children presents on Dudemas, so we should honor his name. Truly he is good.

[EDIT]: Now that I think of it, didn't he also carve the roast beast?

[sezthemank]

Dudebro does bear a striking resemblence to Ahuru Mazda.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o182/Amina_sheytoon/ahura.jpg


It all makes sence!
the beard
the wings!

Tenser is a prophet of the church of dudebro and the book of sarcasm!

i wonder if dudbro would go mad if we drew Tenser? (a prophet)


Dudebro is also famed for giving children presents on Dudemas
LoL

[jim5cents]

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/bald-eagle-head.jpg

the prophet tenser...makes perfect sense if you think about it.

[sezthemank]

Carefull there is no pic of the prophet moh...ooops I mean Tenser.

not for the easily offended

YouTube - The Prophet Mohammed

^
that fella looks more like Dudebro.

[Dudebro]

How dare you infidels demand proof of my exsistence. Do you wish to feel my wrath? Well I know Tenser does but he's into that kind of thing.

And yes I include all birds even pigeons and vultures. Birds are cool animals.

[Kugyince]

FunFact: My first name means "sent by God" or "the prophet."

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You must plant the seed! The seed of Faith!

Come hither all ye lost and sorrowed sheep! Exalt in thy grace that is Lord Dudironimus Himself!

[sezthemank]

Yeah DB, is Some dude that lives on a cloud alongside of Buddha, Jesus, allah 10.000 hindu gods and some old guy with a beard.

oh and dont for get monkey who was born from a egg on a mountin top!

[Dudebro]

Yeah DB, is Some dude

You take that back before I smite you.

Btw Tenser my real name means "bringer of light" or some such thing(go figure it's from the bible anyways). My middle name is the name of a major religion and my last is royalty related(not giving any clues or answers to that one).

[sezthemank]

Ok sorry I meant some guy!

My name means princess ,

Im gonna guess your names,

DB is your name luke?
Ten is your name Eli ?

(did you know lucifer means bringer of light, thats not your real name is it DB?)

[Dudebro]

Yeah my name is Luke. Btw I'm guessing satans name means that because he was gods top angel before the fall. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's the version I heard.

[Winnebagel]

FunFact: My first name means "sent by God" or "the prophet."

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You must plant the seed! The seed of Faith!

Come hither all ye lost and sorrowed sheep! Exalt in thy grace that is Lord Dudironimus Himself!

Yes mighty prophet Avian Eagle Man, I volunteer to plant THE SEED! I would like to start by planting THE SEED with every unbelieving virgin in the land. From there I feel I should go to all the harlots and women of ill repute in the land and plant THE SEED. From there I will move on to the common and noble women folk of the land alike. THE SEED must be for all people, though I feel my main thrust will be to the women. I will even plant THE SEED with Faith. Oh so many will come to thee great Dudeness and Might Prophet Avian Eagle Man. I tell you many will come. Yes many will come. :)

[Kugyince]

@Sez: Jeremiah

@Winnebagel: I dare say many, many more will be disappointed by your planting than exalted.

[sezthemank]

LMAO @ Winnne

I being of virgin , have now been imaculatly inpregnated by a unseen sorce,
All I have is my camel, no all I have is my mountin bike and I have nowhere to stay

I tryed womans refuge but they are busy at this time of year,
they let me get me head down at a bus stop.
I gave birth to my child of imaculat conception, and 3 drunks turned up with silly gifts,
Telling me that this child was of his holyness.

Prise ye bearded one
my son will now grow up under your relegion
he shall also bear a beard.


@ Tenser - Jeremiah's a lovely name.

[Kugyince]

Were the three gifts a half empty bottle of cheap whiskey, a pound of dumpster food, and one left shoe with a hole in it?

[sezthemank]

Were the three gifts a half empty bottle of cheap whiskey, a pound of dumpster food, and one left shoe with a hole in it?

Nearley, a fully empty bottle of whiskey,
everything else you got right.

Yeah my name is Luke. Btw I'm guessing satans name means that because he was gods top angel before the fall. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's the version I heard.


Most proberley
he was suppost to be a angel or somthing but he wanted a crazy party and god wouldnt let him so he was sent down south to the pits of hell.

...well somthing like that.

My names Sarah
I think its someones wife in the bible

[Dudebro]

they let me get me head down at a bus stop.

I don't think you know what this sounds like to me.

@ Tenser - Jeremiah's a lovely name.
Yeah thanks for complimenting my name. You're out of the cult.

[sezthemank]

I don't think you know what this sounds like to me.


Yeah thanks for complimenting my name. You're out of the cult.


Sorry I didnt see your message till after that comment
your name is lovely too!
(aspecally now that I know that its not lucifer)


Im getting my head down in a bit!

[Kugyince]

When the wife was pregnant and we were picking out names, if it was going to be a boy Luke or Lucas was in the top three.

[Dudebro]

So what does getting head mean in limey land? Across the pond it means oral sex.

@Tenser, this was after you found out my real name right?

[sezthemank]

Yeah Luke is a lovely name,

It does mean
"bringer of light"
but it also means
"Bearded one"



Barbuda means bearded
and
The Inuit name for musk oxen is "oomingmak", meaning "bearded one"



So what does getting head mean in limey land? Across the pond it means oral sex.

@Tenser, this was after you found out my real name right?


Yes gettin head means oral sex.
"Getting your head down" is going to bed to sleep
(like getting your head down on a pillow)

[jim5cents]

ummm...head in the pillow or biting the pillow has a very different meaning across the states.

@winnebagel...your planting the seed, although epic, is what we refer to as a tribulation and those who give birth to those birds will not have the wings of majectic eagles, but instead

http://perrysburgblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dodo.jpg

[sezthemank]

"I am going to get my head down for a bit"
Translation
"Im going to bed to sleep for a while"

Back on topic -

You must always (before bed)
rub your chin and praise DB for keeping his and our chin forever warm.

[Winnebagel]

@ Sez, daughter thou has been blessed with thy young fruit, virgin though you may be. Blessed are you among women. May it bring thee much joy, and may you get all the head you desire at the bus stop.

@ Tenser/Mighty Avian Prophet Eagle Man (henceforth called, "MAPEM"), I think perhaps one even lowly as I can plant THE SEED and even if some are disappointed many will not be. That is why I must be sure to plant THE SEED with every woman in the land. This way enough of THE SEED will be planted to succeed through the law of averages.

@ Jim, you may want to sow doubt, but the child you showed should also love and be cared for (even if the little dodo has a short life expectancy). And who knows, if enough of THE SEED is planted perhaps it will turn into a lovely...

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:9ST-o84Kevu-dM:http://beth.hohertz.org/miscpix/MuteSwan004.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://beth.hohertz.org/miscpix/MuteSwan004.jpg&imgrefurl=http://best-animal-wallpapers.blogspot.com/2008/07/swan-wallpapers.html&usg=__tncKv--qbKFfMo7fnW-iXX86TEY=&h=480&w=640&sz=185&hl=en&start=9&tbnid=9ST-o84Kevu-dM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSwan%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff )

[sezthemank]

@ Sez, daughter thou has been blessed with thy young fruit, virgin though you may be. Blessed are you among women. May it bring thee much joy, and may you get all the head you desire at the bus stop.


LMAO!!!!!!

you have made my day.
Rep+

[Winnebagel]

I'm glad to hear my words have blessed thee child. That is the second best blessing next to the passing on of THE SEED! ;)

[jim5cents]

2nd Book of Bible of the Church of Dudebro - Migration

The voyage had be long and perilous, leaving the tropic climate of southern mexico some 3 months before, the duck king, graybill, was leading his flock to the feeding grounds in northern canada. sensing that the flock was weak and in need of rest, graybill decided to land, but upon landing, graybill realized instant danger. the flock had landed in a field where a group of hippies were playing ultimate frisbee. graybill knew the end was near when he suddenly heard a mighty roar. the hippies cleared and graybill looked and saw the mortal man. his beard was majestic and the loaf of bread he held looked delicious. the man feed the bread to graybill and his flock and graybill asked the man for his man, "Dudebro", the man replied. graybill said onto Dudebro "you are my favorite among mortal men, i task you to pass down my word to the masses so they may learn the rule of the ducks and all of my avian cousins" Dudebro accepted the duck commandments. Before leaving, graybill called out to Dudebro, "Dudebro my son, beware of those that claim to pass the SEED of the avians, they are false prophets and will doom us all" With that, graybill and his flock rose to the sky, to continue with their migration.

[Kugyince]

Are you insinuating that coconuts are migratory?

[jim5cents]

Are you insinuating that coconuts are migratory?

no, confused?

[Kugyince]

no, confused?
No points for a Monty Python Holy Grail reference?

[Winnebagel]

No points for a Monty Python Holy Grail reference?

@ T, I think Jim was confused because he didn't know whether it was an African or a European swallow. :)

[jim5cents]

i guess you get points, although i still think there is another plausable way to explain how coconuts got to england.

[sezthemank]

I carry a pair of coconuts every where with me.

[Kugyince]

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

[sezthemank]

Hmmm a twist in the flick of a wrist. :)

I like bountys, do you guys get them over in the US?

[Winnebagel]

I carry a pair of coconuts every where with me.

That must be convenient. :)

[sezthemank]

:)

Not really, they give me a bit of back ache :)

[Kugyince]

Coconut milk is delicious.

[Winnebagel]

Coconut milk is delicious.

Indeed it is.

@ Sez, I'm sorry to hear that. You should consider recruiting someone to help you carry them, so that you don't have to do all that back work. Remember, lift with your legs, not with your back. ;)

[jim5cents]

yet another sign that you are a false prophet winnebagel...a true prophet in the church of dudebro would tell someone to lift with their wings, not their legs.

[Winnebagel]

yet another sign that you are a false prophet winnebagel...a true prophet in the church of dudebro would tell someone to lift with their wings, not their legs.

Ahhh Jim, but you are deflecting the earlier question which was what is the average wing velocity of a swallow. My friend, don't worry, Dudeism is accepting of all people. Be welcomed!

[jim5cents]

style.org > Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow (http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/)

11 meters per second or 24 mph

satisfied?

and there were 4 captials in ancient assyria.

[sezthemank]

@ Sez, I'm sorry to hear that. You should consider recruiting someone to help you carry them, so that you don't have to do all that back work. Remember, lift with your legs, not with your back. ;)


Hmm good thinking Winnebagel. :)

I wonder how much I would have to pay someone to hold my coconuts?

[Winnebagel]

Hmm good thinking Winnebagel. :)

I wonder how much I would have to pay someone to hold my coconuts?

I think you have a couple of options:

1) You can try to find a professional. I have heard that they do a great job but that they can be very expensive and often charge by the hour, so that might not be the best way to go.

2) You can try to find a volunteer who will do this for free or at least for a discounted rate. I hear there are a lot of coconut fans out there who will often be willing to carry these for long periods of time with the right incentive.

So, you have a lot to think about and decide which way to go. I have also heard that there are a lot of potential volunteers at many local bus stops, so that is another idea.

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style.org > Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow (http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/)

11 meters per second or 24 mph

satisfied?

and there were 4 captials in ancient assyria.

You have proved yourself this day my son. You are now, "one of us, one of us, one of us!" Now the only thing you need to do to become a full member of the church is give us all of your money. For convenience's sake, you can PM me your bank account information and we can start the process. After that you can consider yourself an official Dudeist, and member of the church of Dudebro. :):)

[sezthemank]

I think you have a couple of options:

1) You can try to find a professional. I have heard that they do a great job but that they can be very expensive and often charge by the hour, so that might not be the best way to go.

2) You can try to find a volunteer who will do this for free or at least for a discounted rate. I hear there are a lot of coconut fans out there who will often be willing to carry these for long periods of time with the right incentive.

So, you have a lot to think about and decide which way to go. I have also heard that there are a lot of potential volunteers at many local bus stops, so that is another idea.


I have a good set of "carrier bags" with fantastic handles that go across both shoulders and across my back.
It comes in handy as I carry my coconuts everywhere.

A strange thing is that when I carry my coconuts in this "carrier bag" men (and sometimes woman!) like to look at them.
Maybee Ill get a volenter to carry them while they are fresh. As I dont want them to drag on the floor in a few decades.

[jim5cents]

i found video footage of a sermon in the church of dudebro, complete with a hymn.

YouTube - MOVIE-MUSIC MIX

[Winnebagel]

I have a good set of "carrier bags" with fantastic handles that go across both shoulders and across my back.
It comes in handy as I carry my coconuts everywhere.

A strange thing is that when I carry my coconuts in this "carrier bag" men (and sometimes woman!) like to look at them.
Maybee Ill get a volenter to carry them while they are fresh. As I dont want them to drag on the floor in a few decades.

That's excellent. I bet those "carrier bags" are nice and hopefully comfortable. If you are going to carry coconuts everywhere, that is probably a smart way to go. I agree that it is probably best to get a volunteer when they are still fresh. I have heard that the market value of produce in general (including coconuts I suppose) goes down over time as the produce continues to ripen with time. I have also heard that some of the better carrier bags out there can help better distribute coconuts, so maybe that would help. Otherwise, you may want to watch our for when men and women try to look at your coconuts too much because they may be trying to steal them. Not everyone can be trusted with coconuts, though most people want them or want to carry them, so be careful!

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i found video footage of a sermon in the church of dudebro, complete with a hymn.

YouTube - MOVIE-MUSIC MIX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hKJB4YlkI)

Amen Jim. This is amazing and I am sure it would honor his Dudeness if he were on the Earth today.

[sezthemank]

That's excellent. I bet those "carrier bags" are nice and hopefully comfortable. If you are going to carry coconuts everywhere, that is probably a smart way to go. I agree that it is probably best to get a volunteer when they are still fresh. I have heard that the market value of produce in general (including coconuts I suppose) goes down over time as the produce continues to ripen with time. I have also heard that some of the better carrier bags out there can help better distribute coconuts, so maybe that would help. Otherwise, you may want to watch our for when men and women try to look at your coconuts too much because they may be trying to steal them. Not everyone can be trusted with coconuts, though most people want them or want to carry them, so be careful!
.

Indeed I do like to buy the better carrier bags of all diferent colours.
When I dont use the carrier bags, people ask me if they can carry them,
But they are usally carrying other fruit themselfs.

When I refuse to let them carry my coconuts,
They offer to swap thier fruit for my coconuts,and that can be sometimes fun.

I like my coconuts but I like bannas and plums more :p

[Winnebagel]

Indeed I do like to buy the better carrier bags of all diferent colours.
When I dont use the carrier bags, people ask me if they can carry them,
But they are usally carrying other fruit themselfs.

When I refuse to let them carry my coconuts,
They offer to swap thier fruit for my coconuts,and that can be sometimes fun.

I like my coconuts but I like bannas and plums more :p

It sounds like you have a virtual cornucopia of carrier bags.

As long as there is fair and equitable trade going on then that should be fine. You just have to watch out for fruit and melon thieves that often prowl around and do not want to offer goods or fair trade in return.

I suppose that's fine if that's what you like. I guess they all have their own health benefits. I have never been a banana & plum fan myself, but I have heard they are high in potassium and other life giving nutrients. I have always been more of a fan of peaches and coconuts myself, but as long as you are eating a healthy meal then, bon appetit!

Maybe we should designate you the official overseer of Agricultural Affairs in the church of Dudebro. ;)

[sezthemank]

yey!!!!!!

coconuts for alllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrunkN]

Yeah my name is Luke.
Same here, har-har.

[sezthemank]

Hi luke, you and DB have lovely names like Tenser.

[Winnebagel]

yey!!!!!!

coconuts for alllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! I feel like I've been in Church (well the church of Dudebro anyway).

[sezthemank]

Yeah!
No little tiny peices of bread/toast here

Just nice big juicy coconuts!

[Winnebagel]

Yeah!
No little tiny peices of bread/toast here

Just nice big juicy coconuts!

And everyone said, "AMEN!!!!!!" and pass the coconuts. ;D

[Dudebro]

Same here, har-har.
Really? If so are you also tired of people saying "I am you're father"?:mad:

@The rest of you-

(Warning, offensive language)

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/noseriously.jpg

You guys are a bunch of weirdos.

[sezthemank]

The bearded godly one is trying to confuse us!

He is testing our faith to see if we stray away!

[Dudebro]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/ohhai.jpg

[sezthemank]

Is that another of you lovely animal.

[Winnebagel]

Yes, he is trying to test us. We will not fail you Your Dudeness. We will pass this test.

[sezthemank]

Yes we will not fail ye!

Grow your beard long and strong your holyness!
We will follow to the promise land!

[jim5cents]

A reading from the Book of Mallard

As the mallards spread their wings in flight, they saw all of the great species of duck. Mallard, Canvasbacks, Mandarins, the Northern Pintails, the Cape Teals, and all of the other great duck species as one across the northern skies. Through their flight, the mallard king, Graybill, remembering the words of Dudebro, realized that although each duck was different, they were all of the same. Graybill took it upon himself to send a message to all followers of Dudebro. Organizing the flock, they flew into a formation, that when seen from the ground, an image of Dudebro's face could be seen. Truly a miracle.

[Winnebagel]

A reading from the Book of Mallard

As the mallards spread their wings in flight, they saw all of the great species of duck. Mallard, Canvasbacks, Mandarins, the Northern Pintails, the Cape Teals, and all of the other great duck species as one across the northern skies. Through their flight, the mallard king, Graybill, remembering the words of Dudebro, realized that although each duck was different, they were all of the same. Graybill took it upon himself to send a message to all followers of Dudebro. Organizing the flock, they flew into a formation, that when seen from the ground, an image of Dudebro's face could be seen. Truly a miracle.

Amen! Truly a blessing! Thank you for sharing that brother Jim. Now please remember to put in your 5 cents as the offering plate is passed around. May the Dudeness bless you.

[sezthemank]

Dont forget to bless your face with fizzy water.

[DrunkN]

Hey, is this stuff really the blood of dudebro?

[sezthemank]

Hey, is this stuff really the blood of dudebro?


Yes!
And lack of it will make you go bauld all over.

I seen a website in relation to Dudebro.

The 2009 World Beard & Moustache Championships | MamaPop? (http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2009/05/the-2009-world-beard-moustache-championships.html)

Dudeism - the most sarcastic of all religons.

[DrunkN]

Yes!
And lack of it will make you go bauld all over.
I think I taste... what is that... Budwieser?

[sezthemank]

Yes budweiser.

Whe DB was born , 3 kings came from far away to see him.
They all brought him gifts, one of the kings brought a gift of Bud.
Another one brought Budweiser. :p

[Dudebro]

Sorry there's no drinking in the church of dudebro, I don't like alcohol. Let's see how fast this religion fails now.

[DrunkN]

Sorry there's no drinking in the church of dudebro, I don't like alcohol. Let's see how fast this religion fails now.
It's just you blood, calm down. *sip*

[Winnebagel]

Sorry there's no drinking in the church of dudebro, I don't like alcohol. Let's see how fast this religion fails now.

You see everyone, I think when His Royal Dudeness was quoted as saying he didn't like drinking alcohol, he was trying to say that he doesn't like drinking it on Sunday, so we should not allow liquor to be sold on Sunday. I think the issue here is that people took him literally, when His Dudeness really wanted to teach us through a parable.

[sezthemank]

Yes only Sundays and whatever day his Birthday falls on.

[jim5cents]

see winnebagel, i think we have a disagreement in the interpetation of the world of dudebro. i believe when dudebro said that he didn't like to drink alcohol, it was a sacrifice that he made to provide us, his followers, with more booze...Praise Dudebro!!!

[sezthemank]

see winnebagel, i think we have a disagreement in the interpetation of the world of dudebro. i believe when dudebro said that he didn't like to drink alcohol, it was a sacrifice that he made to provide us, his followers, with more booze...Praise Dudebro!!!

Hahahahahahahaha Brilliant!

sing with me
"oh praise ye DB,
saint of soberarity"

[Winnebagel]

Now that is perhaps another good interpretation. Sometimes it is difficult to get the exact meaning. Are you referencing the King Jim Version? (KJV)

I typically reference the New Revised Bagel (NRB) translation myself.

I like how that particular verse reads in your translation.

[sezthemank]

Now that is perhaps another good interpretation. Sometimes it is difficult to get the exact meaning. Are you referencing the King Jim Version? (KJV)

I typically reference the New Revised Bagel (NRB) translation myself.

I like how that particular verse reads in your translation.


Yes I do prefer the (NRB)
especaly the book of ikariam that states

"If you pilage thy town, ye shall be sorry to the extremeness, I will steel all ye marble and wine"

Also Pope LARRY once stated

"let ye wines be strong and your beard be long and wirey"

and also

"squarkk"

[Winnebagel]

Yes I do prefer the (NRB)
especaly the book of ikariam that states

"If you pilage thy town, ye shall be sorry to the extremeness, I will steel all ye marble and wine"

Also Pope LARRY once stated

"let ye wines be strong and your beard be long and wirey"

and also

"squarkk"

Aye, once again ye have proven yourself to be a great daughter of the faith. You even recognize the blessed NRB translation, and have shown your knowledge of it.

Let me quote from the NRB as well. In the book of Magpie it says, "The flock all flew to the blessed virgin to pay her homage for she proved herself to be wiser than the mallard".

I think we have seen this come true today.

[Dudebro]

I also like frogs. Not french people, actual frogs.

[Winnebagel]

I also like frogs. Not french people, actual frogs.

Blessed than. Blessed be the frog of thy womb! And may the Duck lie down with the bearded Toad in peace in your land.

[jim5cents]

Blessed than. Blessed be the frog of thy womb! And may the Duck lie down with the bearded Toad in peace in your land.

wtf?

toads and frogs are two different species, what does his dudeness think of toads?

[Winnebagel]

wtf?

toads and frogs are two different species, what does his dudeness think of toads?

Brother Jim, the thing is in the Church of Dudebro all are as one, and all precious in his sight.

[jim5cents]

so, there is no creatures on this earth that anger dudebro?

btw...how in the world did this thread ever get to 100+ posts?

[Dudebro]

btw...how in the world did this thread ever get to 100+ posts?
You guys are weirdos.

But yeah, there's no animals that I hate. I do hate some insects, only the vermin though.

[Winnebagel]

You guys are weirdos.

But yeah, there's no animals that I hate. I do hate some insects, only the vermin though.

We must know which ones so we can crush them in your name.

Also, what do you think about squirrels being appointed as the official angelic security force for your army? I am sure they could defend your kingdom with their Holy Nuts of Power.

[DrunkN]

Also, what do you think about squirrels being appointed as the official angelic security force for your army? I am sure they could defend your kingdom with their Holy Nuts of Power.
No no no, that would be a disaster. Rats, now that's an animal his Dudeness would bless and welcome to crawl among his beard of sanctity.

[Winnebagel]

No no no, that would be a disaster. Rats, now that's an animal his Dudeness would bless and welcome to crawl among his beard of sanctity.

Yeah, but in this day and age, aren't rats seen as a bit cheesy? :D

Now maybe we should consider Opossums. I hear they can be vicious.

[Dojah]

Now maybe we should consider Opossums. I hear they can be vicious.

Yes they can. :)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/3073198_7db94d4bab.jpg

[DrunkN]

Yes they can. :)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/3073198_7db94d4bab.jpg
HOLY DUDEBRO, YOU GOTTA PUT THAT STUFF IN SPOILERS MAN.
Seriously, I just scroll down and BAM.

[Dudebro]

I figured vermin was a good enough description of the insects I hate. Any of the ones who live off humans and have no benefit to the food chain. Stuff like Lice and Bedbugs for example.

[Dojah]

HOLY DUDEBRO, YOU GOTTA PUT THAT STUFF IN SPOILERS MAN.
I was going for shock value. And I am glad it worked. :)

[sezthemank]

Blessed than. Blessed be the frog of thy womb! And may the Duck lie down with the bearded Toad in peace in your land.

wtf?



I LITERLY JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING AT YOU TWO!


In all seriousness Pope Larry spoke today

about Michael Jackson and also gave a bigger speach on seeds and biscuits.
He spoke of the DB and all his teachings and stated that DBs angels will give anyone who does the moonwalk randomly in a street or shop or somthing, will receve $6 (or £3) if dance is acceptable.
Also he stated a warning!
A warnig that goes by the name of IMAC! or commenly know as NAIR!

[jim5cents]

comparable to the ceiling of the sistine chapel, the floor tile work for the dudebro chapel

http://www.sacred-destinations.com/israel/tabgha-church-of-loaves-and-fishes-photos/mosaic-duck-lovers-pd.jpg

[Winnebagel]

comparable to the ceiling of the sistine chapel, the floor tile work for the dudebro chapel

http://www.sacred-destinations.com/israel/tabgha-church-of-loaves-and-fishes-photos/mosaic-duck-lovers-pd.jpg

That's glorious brother Jim! Did you create that yourself? That does his Dudeness much honor I think. :o

[OldTimer]

I saw some guy handing out pamphlets for the church of Dudebro on the street corner. Kinda like the watch tower information. The churches arms even extend into canada.

[jim5cents]

well, it is not uncommon for the locations of the church to migrate into canada during the summer months, then return to the tropics for the winter.

[Dudebro]

Here's a hummingbird I helped save. It was trapped in the building where I work.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/hummingbird.jpg


Here's larry being cute. He likes to chill on my monitor. That's my gf making her character in sims3 btw.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/Larrybaby.jpg



On a serious note, I heard some bad news today. The duck that was in my avatar is dead. Him and his siblings were killed by a skunk that got into thier enclosure. I feel really bad for the old man who owned them, he's obviously devastated. Figured you guys might wanna know about it.

[sezthemank]

On a serious note, I heard some bad news today. The duck that was in my avatar is dead. Him and his siblings were killed by a skunk that got into thier enclosure. I feel really bad for the old man who owned them, he's obviously devastated. Figured you guys might wanna know about it.


Right we need to sort out the state funeral!

only joking, sorry to hear about that DB.

@Old Timer

I seen a hot girl with nothing but a bikini on handing out leaflets.

Aparently thats what the Dudebro Nuns wear and the sisters of the Dudebro church, exept for Thursdays, as they have to do there shopping and stuff.
(We are currently looking at going to the goverment about our rights as a Dudebroist)

[DrunkN]

Where are the confession stands? I have something to admit.

Today..I...Kicked a duck...I feel so lost.

[jim5cents]

heretic!!!! burn him at the stake

[DrunkN]

Please, I do not harbor the tainted ways of the Girlsis, Is his Dudeness not forgiving?

[Winnebagel]

heretic!!!! burn him at the stake

My lord, perhaps we should burn him on the grill Peking Duck style for what he has done to thy beloved creatures.

[mj23]

i just kind of caught the one post, did you REALLY kick a duck?

[DrunkN]

i just kind of caught the one post, did you REALLY kick a duck?
This was no ordinary duck, this was a demon duck, it had bitten my finger. In my own self-defense(and in love of my finger) I kicked the duck in it's chest.

It is the duck that should be burned. Perhaps all ducks are deceiving, perhaps they have his Dudeness fooled.

[sezthemank]

This was no ordinary duck, this was a demon duck, it had bitten my finger. In my own self-defense(and in love of my finger) I kicked the duck in it's chest.

It is the duck that should be burned. Perhaps all ducks are deceiving, perhaps they have his Dudeness fooled.


By the sound of it, this duck was possessed by the anti-Dudebro.
Have mercy on Drunk as it is not his fault.

[jim5cents]

It is the duck that should be burned. Perhaps all ducks are deceiving, perhaps they have his Dudeness fooled.

blasphemer!!!! off with his head.

[sezthemank]

Yeah !
Burn the duck, get some peking sauce and pancakes, and lets sit and feast.

[Winnebagel]

By the sound of it, this duck was possessed by the anti-Dudebro.
Have mercy on Drunk as it is not his fault.

I have a suspicion that Drunk may BE the anti-Dude himself. Or worse, I think he may be a WITCH!

The only way to be sure of this is to follow the traditional ways of Dudeism as shown in the traditional Dudeist ritual of Dudevining which was created by His Dudeness himself back in the time of Witch War II.

I was fortunate enough to find the exact procedure demonstrated in a brief documentary. Pay special attention as this detailx the exact procedure.

If Drunk passes then I think he should be welcomed back into the Dudeist flock with open wings.

YouTube - She's a witch!

[jim5cents]

epic. +1 rep

[Belmontzar]

-wanders over sees epic statue of Dudebro twitches and runs for the hills.-

[sezthemank]

Drunk maybee the anti-Dudebro!
How dare he kick a tasty duck.

[DrunkN]

Drunk maybee the anti-Dudebro!
How dare he kick a tasty duck.
Wait, a minute ago you, aw just forget it....

Please, people, I do not contain the...dare I say...Babesis *shudders*, inside of me. I do believe all ducks to be a sign of evil though. A deception, created by...I dare not say the name again...to fool the great Bro.

[thebird1003]

Dudebro, im one of your friends back RU first started so believe me when i say this... I AM NOT A BELIEVER!!! except the thing about feeding ducks... ducks are living creatures like the rest of us. and don't burn them... what did they ever do to you i promote the buning roaches instead that way we all can be happy no matter what religion you belive in. and maybe we can use them as alternate fuels and save the price of corn. :)

[Dudebro]

Welcome back thebird1003, don't mind this weirdo topic. I have no idea what's going on in here.

[thebird1003]

thank you dudebro... but you'll make a horrible priest if you don't know whats going on in your own church. i'm guessing you didn't start this thread

[Dudebro]

I have no idea why this topic went in this direction.

[thebird1003]

maybe you should write your own bible?

[Kugyince]

The New Testabro of Dudebro and the Avian Day Saints

[thebird1003]

The New Testabro of Dudebro and the Avian Day Saints the king bro version

[jim5cents]

dudebro is not a priest...he is our messiah.

[Timber Wolf]

So you would all give your lives in the name of the Bro?

[jim5cents]

no...of course not, as our messiah, it is dudebro's job to sacrifice himself for our sins

[Kugyince]

...and I've sinned quite a lot.

[DrunkN]

...and I've sinned quite a lot.
Yes, but you do that to your Dudebro pillow, those things are forgiven for that reason.

[mj23]

when i read this topic i seriously fear that this may spread to more topics

[Dudebro]

It already has.:(

[Kugyince]

I am very blessed. I walked out to my car this afternoon to find that my truck windshield had received its baptism via an avian friend.

[Winnebagel]

Amen brother T. Thanks for sharing the testimony.

[Dudebro]

You're welcome.

[thebird1003]

You're welcome. i think he ment Tenser

[Dudebro]

i think he ment Tenser
So did I.;)

[sezthemank]

Praise ye Dudebro.

Our Dudebro,which art in Dudven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done,
in earth as it is in Dudven.
Give Larry bird its daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
[For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.]

Ardude.

[Belmontzar]

0·0

eeps.. now im scared.

[sezthemank]

Dont be afraid brother!
One day you will feel the blessedness of the Dudeness!

Just send me £19.99 (plus £4.99 P+P)
and I will send you a blessed "Pope Larry" pendent.
Which includes a Church of Dudebro Quotation of your choice.

[Timber Wolf]

Dont be afraid brother!
One day you will feel the blessedness of the Dudeness!

Just send me £19.99 (plus £4.99 P+P)
and I will send you a blessed "Pope Larry" pendent.
Which includes a Church of Dudebro Quotation of your choice.
HOW DARE YOU! The gift of the Bro is one to be given lightly, free of the sin of greed! Knowing You shared his enlightenment should be enough payment in itself

[Winnebagel]

Yes, that may be, but the money goes to the good cause of spreading His Dudeness' message to more people. Just give from your heart.

[sezthemank]

LOL!

Look, the church of Dudebro has a hole in its roof.
We have to rely on the brothers and sisters of the Dudebroness to donate!

[Dudebro]

If you wanna donate just donate to RU, it's the online church.

[sezthemank]

Ah yes, RU the "Vatican city" of Dudeness.

[Belmontzar]

@·@

-decides to work as the stage fake anti dude-

[Squall]

Oh wise bearded one, guide me to everlasting faith! I must feed the ducks now. Then, they shall show me the way set by His Beardedness.

[Winnebagel]

Welcome brother Squall! Welcome to the Temple of the Holy Dudeness. If you believe, than you can truly call yourself a true Dudeist.

[Squall]

But the ducks are thine only true path to knowledge, understanding and finally faith.

[sezthemank]

Squall we can make the UK Dudebro chapter.

Praise Ye
DB!

[Squall]

That is our path sister, and may we stick to it, like a swallow to its migration pattern.

[Timber Wolf]

That is our path sister, and may we stick to it, like a swallow to its migration pattern.
African or European?

[sezthemank]

That is our path sister, and may we stick to it, like a swallow to its migration pattern.


Yes brother squall!
We shall stick to our path,
We must prosime though not to annoyingly knock on peoples doors like
Johovas witnesses!

Also
Whos doing wales?
;)

[Kugyince]

African or European?
+1

@Squall: Time for initiation. Get undressed while I melt this butter.

[Squall]

@brother-tim: BOTH! both are as one in the church of dudebro.

@sister-sez: I shall do wales (that sounds quite wrong...)

[Winnebagel]

Yes brother squall!
Also
Whos doing wales?
;)

I am doing wales even as we speak.

[sezthemank]

I did wales once!
I got quite a bad backache from Movamha.


African or European?

Im not on the ball today!
What do you mean ?
LOL

[Winnebagel]

I did wales once!
I got quite a bad backache from Movamha.


Remember it's not the size of the wales that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I hope that tip helps for future. ;)

[Timber Wolf]

Im not on the ball today!
What do you mean ?
LOL
I'll just show you
YouTube - Airspeed Velocity of a Swallow
....Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[sezthemank]

Remember it's not the size of the wales that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I hope that tip helps for future. ;)

Totally true.
If wales was a bigger country,
it proberley wouldnt what to do with its self.

[CatalystiCam]

.................................................. .
.................---I... umm..............
.................... thi-............ this- just.....................................
...........................................
...........................................

... ... a church about dudebro... WHAT! LOL, too funny............
........... your cool dudebro but it seems these people have been brain-washed :p

[Dudebro]

.................................................. .
.................---I... umm..............
.................... thi-............ this- just.....................................
...........................................
...........................................

... ... a church about dudebro... WHAT! LOL, too funny............
........... your cool dudebro but it seems these people have been brain-washed :p
I swear I had nothing to do with it.

[ZedIsDead]

I honestly thought that this was a joke that would only last a day or two. But it seems "The Church of Dudebro" is going to become a RU meme. I'm a bit creeped out by all this, but I must admit, I am a bit jealous.:)

[CatalystiCam]

@DB, lol, that sounds funny hearing that :D poor Dudebro, lol

@NT, you should make the church of Ninjatiamat then. lol

[ZedIsDead]

Nobody would post in that. I'm not interesting enough.

[CatalystiCam]

well, no one dislikes you, like I've said, you're Neutral-Ninja, ha, that should be your nickname.

I'm just curious, whst's the 'TIAMAT' in 'Ninjatiamat' mean?

[Dudebro]

Tiamat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
It's a well known mythological creature. I find it kinda funny that it's considered a female creature but I think NT picked it for how cool it is, not the gender.

[sezthemank]

Nobody would post in that. I'm not interesting enough.


Pray to Dudebro and he may grant you your wish!

Oh yeah Dudebro, I have been praying for like 2 weeks now,
and I stil havent receved my new lap top and cholate muffin!

Oh lord,
Have you forgoten me?

[ZedIsDead]

I actually meant it to be the boss in Final Fantasy, not the mythological creature.

[CatalystiCam]

I always just thought it was some random string of letters you threw together.

[Neutral]

Ain't I neutral enought?:confused:

[sezthemank]

I aint anything enough.

[thebird1003]

your the girl who attempts to help us on are problems and joke around with others;) thats enough for most of us

wait what am i

loved, neutral, or do i suck?

[DrunkN]

your the girl who attempts to help us on are problems and joke around with others;) thats enough for most of us

wait what am i

loved, neutral, or do i suck?
For me, you're that guy who's noticeable for being noticeable, when I think about it, I don't know a lot about you, but I don't really care too much either.

[thebird1003]

im noticeable. wow now i feel ranked higher in this society

[DrunkN]

im noticeable.
but...only for being noticeable...
But that's just me and I'm not very observant.

Holy crap, my speaker has a knob!

[CatalystiCam]

simple, you're thebird1003.

[Dudebro]

I actually meant it to be the boss in Final Fantasy, not the mythological creature.
Well yeah but that boss was directly inspired by the myth so it still works.

[sezthemank]

your the girl who attempts to help us on are problems and joke around with others;) thats enough for most of us




Why Thank you :)
How charming!

[DrunkN]

Why Thank you :)
How charming!
You know, he kind of just described everyone, but I'm sure its more especial for you because you're a girl >.<

[sezthemank]

I knew there was some undercover girls in here!
hey Drunk?

[thebird1003]

I knew there was some undercover girls in here!
hey Drunk?
a drunk female ninja. thats something that makes your night... until you see the ninja star flying for your face:(

[sezthemank]

a drunk female ninja. thats something that makes your night... until you see the ninja star flying for your face:(


I am a drunk female ninja!

[thebird1003]

I am a drunk female ninja!:eek:... so it was you!!!

[sezthemank]

Me who what?

[DrunkN]

Is there some foolery in his Dude's home?

[sezthemank]

How dare you suggest that!

[DrunkN]

I am a drunk female ninja!
I dare suggest it because of this.

In the dude's church, you don't speak of alcohol
on Sundays
you know that.

Blasphemy.

[Kugyince]

I can still drink on Sundays though, right?

[Dudebro]

Drink all you want if it's left up to me. Just don't ask me for beer money.

[sezthemank]

I dare suggest it because of this.

In the dude's church, you don't speak of alcohol
on Sundays
you know that.

Blasphemy.


Have you looked lately at your own name you sinner!

[DrunkN]

Yes but it's all good since the dude blessed everyone with the gift of names.

[thebird1003]

Drink all you want if it's left up to me. Just don't ask me for beer money.
Underage Drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet wheres the booz Bro Tenser

[Timber Wolf]

Drink all you want if it's left up to me. Just don't ask me for beer money.
What about Jagermeister money or rum money? :D

[Dudebro]

I don't buy any alcohol unless it's for myself. So yeah, no. Besides, Jagermeister and Rum are nasty.

[Timber Wolf]

:O, well, that's one thing I disagree with the almighty one on :p,

[Kugyince]

Can I "borrow" $50 from the collections box now and then?

[Dudebro]

If I really had a fake religion I'd give my followers the money as long as I had enough to live on. So yeah, go nuts winnebagel will just donate more and cover it.:lol:

[Winnebagel]

If I really had a fake religion I'd give my followers the money as long as I had enough to live on. So yeah, go nuts winnebagel will just donate more and cover it.:lol:


If it will grant me a better spot in thy kingdom Lord DB, then I will gladly pay the toll. ;)

[sezthemank]

I don't buy any alcohol unless it's for myself. So yeah, no. Besides, Jagermeister and Rum are nasty.

Nah Rum is lovely!
All I used to drink was Bacardi!

Drank 78% Jamaca rum once, lost my eye sight for a few secounds!

[DrunkN]

Hah, the great Dude himself gave me five mugs of alcohol just a week ago, and I'm a minor!

[sezthemank]

Hah, the great Dude himself gave me five mugs of alcohol just a week ago, and I'm a minor!


One half a glass of Jamacan rum would be stronger than all five of your little wimpy alchopops!

:o

[DrunkN]

One half a glass of Jamacan rum would be stronger than all five of your little wimpy alchopops!

:o
Are you calling his dudeness cheap?

[Kugyince]

*Pours Sez a nice glass of Everclear*

There, 95% alcohol (190 proof). Enjoy our wimpy drinks.

[sezthemank]

Are you calling his dudeness cheap?

No Im say DB would proberley only give you alcopops as you would proberley get drunk off nasal spray!

Ahhh Tenser know what real drink is! :clap:

[jim5cents]

me in fellowship

[laserboy1134]

If I pray to Dudebro will I grow wings?

[sezthemank]

me in fellowship
+rep

Ye Follower of Dudebro!

Me Praising Dudebro in the form of music!

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb230/sezthemank/april2009326.jpg


:worship::worship::worship::worship::worship:@Dude bro!

[ET.]

Ha yeah right, like you can play the bass guitar! (J/k) the only thing you can play are drinking games!

[sezthemank]

Ha yeah right, like you can play the bass guitar! (J/k) the only thing you can play are drinking games!

Oh thanks for saying hello!
(If you didnt hear know - that was sarcastic)

[Kugyince]

me in fellowship
You bare a striking resemblence to 90% of Kentucky's populace. Odd...

[sezthemank]

OOooooh is that a good thing or a bad thing!

[jim5cents]

You bare a striking resemblence to 90% of Kentucky's populace. Odd...

surprisingly odd because unlikely the 98% of the population of kentucky i was neither born or raised there, nor will i die there. pic not taken in ky btw. taken in new york...the plot thickens.

[Kugyince]

Well I'm glad to see you've assimilated so well. I'm sure you fit right in. After all, when in Rome...

[DrunkN]

Speaking of Kentucky, I ate a chicken today, so is that blasphemous? I'm not just talking leg of a bird here, I mean a whole chicken.

[sezthemank]

Well if thats blasphmous,
I must be a sinner,
as I usally share some of them Kentucky bargin buckets!

PS
@ET.
are you from the UK?
Because if you are - I know who you are.
dont think im dumb!
I have been expecting you!

[Winnebagel]

If I pray to Dudebro will I grow wings?

Yes, but not on your back...

[ET.]

Well if thats blasphmous,
I must be a sinner,
as I usally share some of them Kentucky bargin buckets!

PS
@ET.
are you from the UK?
Because if you are - I know who you are.
dont think im dumb!
I have been expecting you!

I asume you know who i am now so i am not going to answer your question.
oh and stop lying about sharing KFC .:p

[sezthemank]

Shut up.
I always share.

Id give a begger my last pound if I felt sorry for them!

[Timber Wolf]

Shut up.
I always share.

Id give a begger my last pound if I felt sorry for them!
May I have more gruel ma'am?? :p

[sezthemank]

May I have more gruel ma'am?? :p


Of corse!

...Now dance man!

[DrunkN]

Of corse!

...Now dance man!
http://www.myfishfinder.com/pictures/data/500/chris-farley.gif

[sezthemank]

http://www.myfishfinder.com/pictures/data/500/chris-farley.gif


LOL
+rep :D

[DrunkN]

Only the best posts in the church of Dudebro.

[Dudebro]

I agree!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/hilariouslarge-1.gif

[justinm26]

lmao that gif caught me off guard, funny stuff dudebro.

[DrunkN]

Agreed, I was originally looking for that one Dude. +1

[sezthemank]

Hehehehehe,
dancing is part of praising lord Dudebro.

[ET.]

Shut up.
I always share.

Id give a begger my last pound if I felt sorry for them!

Dont forget about that fiver you owe me kiddo! Only joking, you dont owe me nothing . Though I am expecting a bargin bucket next time your in manchester!, you need to get the hell out of liverpool away from the scousers.

[sezthemank]

Ha my accent is starting to sound a little scouse!
But still trully Manc!

Im gonna come down soon, why dont you give me a lift.?

[DrunkN]

http://www.myfishfinder.com/pictures/data/500/chris-farley.gif
just wanted to bump the thread to say

highest ranked post :clap:

[Dudebro]

I noticed.>:(

[DrunkN]

If it's any consolation DB, it's in a two hundred+ post thread built on worshiping you.

[Dudebro]

Even more reason that I should have the highest rated post. :redface:

At least it was a good post, I voted you up too. :lol:

[sezthemank]

Forgive me father for I have sinned :)

[StarfoxFan2009]

Let it bee said that the archangel Guan Yu came down and blessed those that worshipped Dudebro. with showers of Budweiser