Guess things about Kong

[DrunkN]

This is a game where you guess ridiculous things about Kong, I'm going to guess that he has to silver sporks that he finds totally useless.

[CatalystiCam]

uhh, bit of an odd game but I'm guessing he has video games :p

[Kevin]

I'm guessing he was one of those kids that could hack into his schools computers and change grades for him and his buddies.

[sezthemank]

Im guessing that everytime he looks at a banana he thinks of RU.

[yoshi_star10]

i guess he has a lot of bananas or eats them more often than other foods, i guess its kinda healthy though

[david man45]

I guess that Kong can beat bill gates in a contest to create a better website.

[DrunkN]

I'm guessing that Kong has a cat which he throws in a cage to battle with squirrels while drinking Starbucks coffee.

[sezthemank]

I bet kong has a great MP3/MP4 player.

[Kugyince]

I guess that Kong is my secret admirer.

[Slime Slayer]

3 balls

[jim5cents]

i think kong is really the guy that used the power glove in the wizard...its so bad.

[Slime Slayer]

i think kong is really the guy that used the power glove in the wizard...its so bad.

and thats why he became obsessed with video game high scores, loosing a tournament to a retard will do strange things to a man.

[Kevin]

My guess is that Kong walks with a pimp limp. And possibly a pimp cane.

[Dudebro]

I guess Kong isn't his real name.

[Kugyince]

Daniel's real name isn't Kong?

[Dudebro]

Yeah I figured Daniel was his pen name.

[Blue Shoe 2]

you have brown hair....yes?

[DoctorRyanB1]

Kong is actually an evil time lord sent from the future to take over the Internet and rule the world. I'm guessing his TARDIS is actually a Donkey Kong arcade machine.

[sezthemank]

My guess is that Kong walks with a pimp limp. And possibly a pimp cane.

dont forget his grills and his knuckles dusters

I can see in my magic chrystal ball - kong on a skate board or on a surf board

i can read palms yall!

[DrunkN]

I'm guessing that Kong is always needing additional pylons.

[sezthemank]

I think kong liked dinosaurs when he was little.

[DrunkN]

I wonder if Kong drives a minivan...

[sezthemank]

maybee a few years ago
i think he has a scooter now or a hatchback

[jim5cents]

kong knits in his spare time

[CatalystiCam]

1.kong probably thinks this topic is name and isn't even dignifying it with a response.
2. Kong used to have an Afro.

[Slime Slayer]

i think kong is away for a week, hes gonna have some mighty fine reading when he gets back

[sezthemank]

wheres kong gone?
is he in hong kong?

.....i think kong is missed


http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo93/LADIEPEREZ/wemissyou.jpghttp://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn397/nkauj-ci/KONG.jpg


Hey heres a pic I found of kong just chillin'


http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv94/dezmeister/kong.jpg

[Dojah]

Well I guess that Kong is the brother to that guy off the 70's show. His avatar looks just like him.
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:4qGjHwJvPMp-GM:http://images.quizilla.com/G/gclevel27made4/1088663432_ristinhyde.jpg (http://images.quizilla.com/G/gclevel27made4/1088663432_ristinhyde.jpg)

[Kevin]

Kong doesn't like onions.

[sezthemank]

i think kong likes onions
but he doesnt like pickled onions :)
"kong no like pickled onions - kong mad!"

i think kong likes scarface and sometimes randomly (when in company of friends) quotes -
"SAY ELLO TOP MY LIL FRIEND!!" or
" you talkin to me baby and that i likeee"

(i love the second one i always say it in a scarface voice")

Also i think Kong owns a wristband - possibly white or red or white and red

[Kugyince]

Actually I think Kong drives an old U-Haul that's been converted to run on veggie oil. If not, I know he attempted the conversion at one point. I do remember him telling me he was having problems with the conversion though.

[Winnebagel]

Kong is actually an evil time lord sent from the future to take over the Internet and rule the world. I'm guessing his TARDIS is actually a Donkey Kong arcade machine.

I like that one, but as the only other Whovian on here, I am probably the only one who got this. Perhaps Kong is really the meddling monk. Hmmm!

Here's what I think:

1) Kong can play games using only his mind. He needs no controllers or keyboards like us mere mortals.

2) Kong levitates everywhere he goes instead of walking on the ground. And, he accomplishes all this without expending any magic points.

P.S. He does kind of look like that guy right? BTW, my reverence of Kong reached a new level when I realized that he kind of has a Bruce Campbell vibe going on. I half expect him to bust out with a, "This is my BOOMSTICK!", "Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!", or "Hail to the King!" If he ever does say any Campbellisms, I will have no choice, but to worship at the altar of Kong for days on end. :p

[Kugyince]

Also, yes Kong is gone for the week.

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[sezthemank]

Actually I think Kong drives an old U-Haul that's been converted to run on veggie oil. If not, I know he attempted the conversion at one point. I do remember him telling me he was having problems with the conversion though.

I thought Kong would be the eco type
thats why I said a scotter before




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hmmm that E-mail address seems very familiar...
maybe you should complain guys - i dare you to complain!!!
arrrgghh (piratey voice)


oh also you can send paypal donations to sezzajj@yahoo.com -
its a charity for a female who is curently broke lol
nah if you have money to donate - donate it to RU.

Tenser,
im gonna get you into a ninjitsu headlock and drag you on my ship ninja arrrgggh! (in another pirate voice)

[Blue Shoe 2]

kong has blue eyes... yes?

weighs over 126.

[Kugyince]

@Sez: I'll be forced to woo you with my yank accent. And then when your guard is down...
Hiyah! Shurukin in the eye!

[sezthemank]

Ahhh the wooing in the yank accent is worth the Shurukin in the eye!

But you wont leave my boat Tenser,
Your a shipmate now and ye shall work for me.

[Kugyince]

Hah, ninjas can walk on water!

[sezthemank]

ARGGGGH
but you would be tied to a flag pole!

I dont think you would want to leave my pirate ship
it is full of riches, the finest food and it has electric - so we have TVs DVDs and All consoles!

though your a naughty ninja
so your going to have to mop the floor for a few months before you can be trusted.

argggh!

[Blue Shoe 2]

ARGGGGH
but you would be tied to a flag pole!

I dont think you would want to leave my pirate ship
it is full of riches, the finest food and it has electric - so we have TVs DVDs and All consoles!

though your a naughty ninja
so your going to have to mop the floor for a few months before you can be trusted.

argggh!

super robot mutant monkey pirate ninja aliens beat them both.

Kong, possibly likes Lichi.

[jim5cents]

I like that one, but as the only other Whovian on here, I am probably the only one who got this. Perhaps Kong is really the meddling monk. Hmmm!

not the only one.

kong is off teaching the dalek's a lesson

[Winnebagel]

not the only one.

kong is off teaching the dalek's a lesson

Sorry Jim. I didn't realize you were a closet Whovian (or is it a Police Box Whovian?)

[Kugyince]

ARGGGGH
but you would be tied to a flag pole!

I dont think you would want to leave my pirate ship
it is full of riches, the finest food and it has electric - so we have TVs DVDs and All consoles!

though your a naughty ninja
so your going to have to mop the floor for a few months before you can be trusted.

argggh!

Wait, is the pirate shipped manned by an all female crew? If so I had a dream just like that once. If its anything like the dream, trust me, I'm no leaving.

[DrunkN]

super robot mutant monkey pirate ninja aliens beat them both.
So that means Kong beats them both?

[Winnebagel]

Speaking of dreams, I want to go on record as saying I suspect Kong has a Charlie Brown head.

[jim5cents]

@winnebagel, i'm not a hardcore dr. who watcher, i've watched some of the episodes of the newest version of the series. my brother is crazy about it. we played a drinking game in which you drink whenever the word "doctor" is said or when dr. who uses either the tardis or sonic screwdriver.

Wait, is the pirate shipped manned by an all female crew? If so I had a dream just like that once. If its anything like the dream, trust me, I'm no leaving.

i saw that movie, pirates, great production value, considering the genre.

[Dudebro]

Speaking of dreams, I want to go on record as saying I suspect Kong has a Charlie Brown head.
I don't know why but I find that hilarious and scary at the same time, mostly scary though.

[Winnebagel]

I don't know why but I find that hilarious and scary at the same time, mostly scary though.

Remember when someone mentioned that dream in the weird dreams thread? It kind of stuck with me and now haunts me continually. ;) Maybe Kong is also a float in parades around the country and it his actual head sticking out of the Charlie Brown float.

@ Jim, you guys must have been slap drunk by the end of each episode if you drank every time one of those things was done.

[Slime Slayer]

what haunts me is kongs dream about the seeds the went in and out when the kid breathed (shutter)

[CatalystiCam]

I'm guessing he has a giant German sheperd named "Brutus".

[Kong]

I'm going to guess that he has to silver sporks that he finds totally useless.I used to collect sporks. I had over 10 metal ones I lost in a move.
I'm guessing he was one of those kids that could hack into his schools computers and change grades for him and his buddies.
I used to sell fake report cards in middle school. I made them on a typewriter. It was just to fool parents. The real grades were still on record. I didn't get access to a computer until I was 19.

I guess that Kong can beat bill gates in a contest to create a better website.I used to work for MS.

I'm guessing that Kong has a cat which he throws in a cage to battle with squirrels while drinking Starbucks coffee.
I don't drink coffee especially Starbucks coffee.
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Top left - thrown cat. Center blur and off camera dinosaur toys being juggled with cat. Center me. Right girlfriend sneaking up on me.

I bet kong has a great MP3/MP4 player.
Nope. I want a Kindle though. I just got a nice GPS that is supposed to be an MP3 player. And I have a crappy cheap Chinese MP4 player.

3 balls
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kong on a skate board or on a surf board
Nope

I think kong liked dinosaurs when he was little.
Because of this Amazon.com: Danny and the Dinosaur (An I Can Read Book, Level 1): Syd Hoff: Books

I wonder if Kong drives a minivan...
U-haul truck coverted to veggie powered RV.
kong knits in his spare time
Nope.
2. Kong used to have an Afro.Yep.

Kong doesn't like onions.They're OK.

i think kong likes scarface and sometimes randomly (when in company of friends) quotes -
"SAY ELLO TOP MY LIL FRIEND!!" or
" you talkin to me baby and that i likeee"

Also i think Kong owns a wristband - possibly white or red or white and redNope. I like Al Picinio monologues though and saw him in a play. I didn't care much for Scarface.

I'm guessing he has a giant German sheperd named "Brutus".I used to have a half German Shepard/ half Wolf named Smoky.

[CatalystiCam]

ha, I was 75% right :D

[Kugyince]

Welcome back Big D.

Its okay if you still don't want to admit to being my secret admirer. The cat's out of the bag though.

[Winnebagel]

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Top left - thrown cat. Center blur and off camera dinosaur toys being juggled with cat. Center me. Right girlfriend sneaking up on me.


My God Kong, you are Bruce Campbell and Tom Bombadil at the same time! :eek: Please agree to be my official hero. By the way, how is the lady of the river these days Tom, Bom, Bombadillo?

Oh and by the way, welcome back. I still think you can play games with your mind but just don't want to tell us.

[sezthemank]

all mine were wrong

i recon komg likes Alpan!

[Slime Slayer]

kongs quite the hippy

[Kevin]

I want to see a picture of that veggie oil-mobile.

[DrunkN]

Well, I was half right... But perhaps I will see Kong differently now that I know he's not a coffee drinker.

By the way Kong, have you ever thought about owning a chimp?

[CatalystiCam]

you can call him diddy kong :D

[sezthemank]

you can call him diddy kong :D


LOL thats so funny!
Can you imagine.

[xfighter1138]

Im guessing he was the director of Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow.

[samejamesbond]

I'm guessing Kong met Chuck Norris

[sezthemank]

I'm guessing Kong met Chuck Norris


Oh dont get me started on Chuck Norris.

Kong didnt meet Chuck Norris -
Chuck Norris summons Kong.

(No offence Kong - you know the whole Chuck Norris thing :) )

[Kevin]

Im guessing he was the director of Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow.

Lol. How many of these movies did they make?

[sezthemank]

I think kong likes stuff with cocunts in it...

like korma.

[xfighter1138]

Lol. How many of these movies did they make?
7, right after Mission to Moscow only earned 100,000 bucks at the Box Office they decided to end the film.