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david man45
02-10-2009, 02:32 PM
I need help! I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 months now and i need to get her a gift. Suggestions?
Kong
02-10-2009, 02:49 PM
Tell her:
I feel weird treating you extra special just because Hallmark is telling me that is what happy couples do. Don't get me wrong, you are very special and I want to show you I care. I just don't want Hallmark to tell me when and how.

That should buy you an extra week.

Something simple like a pic-nic will work as well as jewelry and candy and roses and all the other traditional VD gifts.
Kugyince
02-10-2009, 04:04 PM
I need help! I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 months now and i need to get her a gift. Suggestions?


Syphilis, the gift that keeps on giving.

On a serious note, I'll assume she's 14 as well. The best bet is to do something that'll make her friends jealous. That's an instant win.
jim5cents
02-10-2009, 04:15 PM
a shot will clear up syphillis...herpes...that is a different story. you could get her pregnant, that is a gift that keeps on giving.
tanc24
02-10-2009, 05:12 PM
What's your budget?

Treat her to a manicure/pedicure. $60
Or buy her an hour massage: $90
Dudebro
02-10-2009, 06:06 PM
This is the only option
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Somewhat NSFW.
mj23
02-10-2009, 06:37 PM
buy her a pack of gum and when she questions why, say "DONT QUESTION ME WOMAN! I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!!"


and girls wonder why im single ;D
david man45
02-11-2009, 06:13 PM
i decided a REALLY big teddy bear with a rose :)
Dudebro
02-11-2009, 08:27 PM
You didn't like my idea? :'(
TrakMastaTom
02-11-2009, 09:03 PM
I agree with Dudebro.
Dudebro
02-12-2009, 12:24 AM
If the girl is cool she'll prefer my idea. TMT knows the deal.
Kugyince
02-12-2009, 04:14 AM
I say print her out a map to the nearest Planned Parenthood.
Dudebro
02-12-2009, 05:39 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/family_planning.jpg
Kong
02-12-2009, 06:24 AM
I wonder if that was intentional?
Dudebro
02-12-2009, 07:54 AM
Either way it's good advice.
jim5cents
02-12-2009, 09:25 AM
that pic is absolutely classic.

On a serious note, I'll assume she's 14 as well. The best bet is to do something that'll make her friends jealous. That's an instant win.

i agree...something simple like a ton of balloons, decorations, and flowers stuck to her locker would be a good start, something that everybody would see all day.
mj23
02-12-2009, 04:52 PM
i could come and sing to her if the pay is good and you live within 30 miles of me

i could make a real scene singing "happy together" by the turtles or some sick frankie valli stuff
TrakMastaTom
02-12-2009, 06:08 PM
Dude, yes, hire MJ.

Thumbs up.
sabby
02-12-2009, 06:29 PM
TMT - You could probably throw a slow rhyme in there for david couldn't you?
TrakMastaTom
02-12-2009, 07:29 PM
Oh yeah, man. We'll do some Justin Timberlake/Timbaland style stuff.

Hire us, Davidman. It'll be awesome. Haha.
mj23
02-12-2009, 08:15 PM
Oh yeah, man. We'll do some Justin Timberlake/Timbaland style stuff.

Hire us, Davidman. It'll be awesome. Haha.


oh!!!!! that would be so sweet although im a tenor im not a justin timberlake type singer i have a VERY wide range but tmt i think that would be sick to do, me and you could make a better cd than michael jackson could
TrakMastaTom
02-12-2009, 08:59 PM
Straight up!

Hahaha.
Kugyince
02-13-2009, 01:16 AM
I would hire MJ.

MJ could you do my wedding song? Garth Brooks: To Make You Feel My Love
mj23
02-13-2009, 05:43 AM
I would hire MJ.

MJ could you do my wedding song? Garth Brooks: To Make You Feel My Love


nah i think ill pass
count100
02-13-2009, 05:46 AM
I will take you up on that one Tenser. ;D