Text adventure: Lost world

[laserboy1134]

((we have another text adventure, now I'm gonna start one))

You're sitting in your room one night at 3:01 A.M. when suddenly you hear strange noises from outside, sounding like strange zapping sounds. You put on your robe and run out with a baseball bat. Suddenly, a brilliant green light comes at you and you are knocked unconscious. You wake up in what looks like a hospital to some brilliant daylight. On the counter you see the shattered pieces of your baseball bat and on the desk next to you you see some strange tools an ear piece with a small mouth piece attached by wire. You hear the surgeons talking in a strange language, and you can not see them due to the light.

[DrunkN]

look around to see if there is a towel, the most useful device in the universe.

[Dudebro]

See if you can move. If not, see if you can speak.

(How do we know they're surgeons? :P)

[laserboy1134]

You look around and the light hurts your eyes. You move your arms and legs and the surgeons smile. You try to speak to them. You hear your voice speaking English, but they give you a strange look and hand you the earpiece. You put it on and speak into it. They seem to under stand you and you can now understand their language. You stand and the light gets out of your eyes. "You are one of us now" they say.

(There was no towel, and dudebro, just go with the flow)

[DrunkN]

what kind of race doesn't have a towel? do they have a wheel?

anyways, ask them who they are

[laserboy1134]

((Just let us keep going, and you got the towel thing from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy))

"Who are you" you say into the headset. "We are a race more advanced than you can imagine, and you are our test, Man of earth" you think of saying Human to them but you let it slip and they continue. "We imagined converting barbarians into geniuses like us, and you have proven us succesful" they say. You take in the shock of this statement. "What have you done to me!" you shout trying to escape. They take off their masks and you see them. They looked similar to humans, but their eyes were a piercing red with no pupils, and their faces were thin. "We are the evolved, we evolved naturally, and you evolved artificially" they said. "We evolved from the dinosaurs of your earth, when the comet hit your planet, people thought they died, but that comet was a space-ship from another planet, and it didn't kill them, it sent them to their world." he said. The next surgeon continued. "It's funny, they were more advanced, but our ancestors were stronger, and they were killed" he said. When they talked you realized that their tounges looked more like those of lizards than humans. "Look what we've done" they said. You look in the mirror in shock. You're face was thin, your eyes were red, and you're tounge diverged. You scream. "Give me my humanity back!" you yell.

[SolarLune]

I can't say that yelling at 'em is a great plan. A piercing laser shot to the dome can only be a few seconds away. Therefore, try to hold yourself together. Ask where you are.

[DrunkN]

Well somebody had to bump it I suppose.

[Dudebro]

After you ask where you are see if they'll explain how they're going to test you.