First kiss

[david man45]

Went on for a half hour... :o ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Dudebro]

Went on for a half hour... :o ;D ;D ;D ;D

Congrats. Is she/he hot?

[david man45]

Shallow loser DOES IT MATTER!! SHE!!!!!! >:( >:( :-[

Yes SHE is and im joking.

[Kugyince]

Your pillow is so going to be jealous.

[david man45]

You gotta start somewhere Tenser... :)

[Dudebro]

Of course it doesn't matter how hot the person is. I was just wondering how happy I should be for you. You know, if she looked like elton john then it wouldn't be the same.

[Tails]

Of course it doesn't matter how hot the person is. I was just wondering how happy I should be for you. You know, if she looked like elton john then it wouldn't be the same.
But if he was "hot", wouldn't you be jealous? :P

Yes he is not a typo. :P

[Dudebro]

Of course it doesn't matter how hot the person is. I was just wondering how happy I should be for you. You know, if she looked like elton john then it wouldn't be the same.
But if he was "hot", wouldn't you be jealous? :P

Yes he is not a typo. :P

You know if you have to explain the punchline then it's not funny anymore right?

[Tails]

Of course it doesn't matter how hot the person is. I was just wondering how happy I should be for you. You know, if she looked like elton john then it wouldn't be the same.
But if he was "hot", wouldn't you be jealous? :P

Yes he is not a typo. :P

You know if you have to explain the punchline then it's not funny anymore right?
But thats how we do it with you, walk you through by the hand.

[Dudebro]

Of course it doesn't matter how hot the person is. I was just wondering how happy I should be for you. You know, if she looked like elton john then it wouldn't be the same.
But if he was "hot", wouldn't you be jealous? :P

Yes he is not a typo. :P

You know if you have to explain the punchline then it's not funny anymore right?
But thats how we do it with you, walk you through by the hand.

Well yeah, when your jokes are this lame I might need you to explain how someone could find them funny.

[Kugyince]

David, we'll be the judge if she's hot or not. We want pics. If she's 18+ we want good pics. ;)

[Tails]

David, we'll be the judge if she's hot or not. We want pics. If she's 18+ we want good pics. ;)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Dudebro: Nice one.

[david man45]

;) I'll be sure to get some pictures of my girlfriend for the grumpy OLD MEN!

[BRODYMAN]

;) I'll be sure to get some pictures of my girlfriend for the grumpy OLD MEN!


That's all we're asking for...and if your mom's hot too...throw us a couple pix.

Hand drawn is acceptable.

[count100]

Well david us Grumpy Old Men have to have something to look forward to.. well at least tenser :D

[Kugyince]

Sisters, Aunts, Cousins, whatever...

[Ashums]

Bad david, nobody was suposed to know about us!
joking ;)

[TrakMastaTom]

I was going to make fun of you...
But then I remembered how I felt after MY first kiss.

So I will just say congrats. ;D

[mj23]

im a fat white dude on a diet how do you think i felt when it happened to me?

[david man45]

;D ;D ;D ;D
We were gonna *take it a step up* on friday but i don't think she wants to some im not gonna pressure her.

[The Good Doctor]

you should check the hardware to make sure its not a man in disguise :o ;D :P

[david man45]

The hardware??? :'( You posting = :'(

[TrakMastaTom]

And what, you think we like hearing about you finally getting some action?! ;)

[david man45]

I like to set goals for people.... ;D

[afireinside]

Well mine was in my car. It was pretty sweet. Had some sappy country song on. I wish it could have lasted forever.

[The Good Doctor]

I like to set goals for people.... ;D
how low are my goals because it seems you have very low expectations for me right now

[david man45]

Just stop being yourself and put on a different face Dr. or change completly cause no one likes a spammer...

[Dudebro]

Just stop being yourself and put on a different face Dr. or change completly cause no one likes a spammer...

Nah I don't like the "don't be yourself" thing. Why pretend to be something you're not? If he's seriously looking to improve himself then he just needs to calm down and try to contribute when he posts.

I might as well talk about my first kiss.
I remember being in my friends room watching Nirvana Unplugged when it was aired(1993), his sister must've been giving me signals and I missed it. Eventually she just kissed me. It was electric. I don't remember much else besides the feeling. That and how nervous I was. I still feel bad I never told her it was my first kiss. I was too embarrassed.

[tanc24]

I might as well talk about my first kiss.
I remember being in my friends room watching Nirvana Unplugged when it was aired(1993), his sister must've been giving me signals and I missed it. Eventually she just kissed me. It was electric. I don't remember much else besides the feeling. That and how nervous I was. I still feel bad I never told her it was my first kiss. I was too embarrassed.


That's a good story, Dudebro. Don't feel bad about not telling her that it was your first kiss. I'm sure she knew. ;D

I was in the 7th grade the first time I really kissed a girl. She was the considered to be the biggest slut in our grade, but hell, I didn't care. That girl could bring it! I slobbered all over her face and loved every wet, sloppy second of it. I'm sure I was terrible, but I still remember it like it was yesterday.

Last I heard, the girl was running some gay/lesbian resort down in the Carribbean. Apparently she never shook that "slut" label. Amazing how even the 7th grade can shape the rest of your life. Poor thing. She WAS hot, though. 8)

[count100]

Since we are talking about first kisses I will throw my 2 cents in. My first kiss was in 1st grade and we were actually moved away from each other for kissing in class. Not much of a story but it is true.

[Dudebro]

Since we are talking about first kisses I will throw my 2 cents in. My first kiss was in 1st grade and we were actually moved away from each other for kissing in class. Not much of a story but it is true.

No offense but I wouldn't count that as a real first kiss. To me it's the first kiss after you're aware of what it means.
So spill the real story! >:(

[count100]

Dudebro that lasted until I was 13 years old. Granted I didnt see her much when she moved out of state but it was the real first one sorry to bust that bubble that you tried to bust on me ;D

[Dudebro]

Dudebro that lasted until I was 13 years old. Granted I didnt see her much when she moved out of state but it was the real first one sorry to bust that bubble that you tried to bust on me ;D

I'm not trying to make light of it, I realize it's important in your life. What I'm trying to say is most first kisses happen @ puberty or after. Once we started to understand what's really going on. Unless you started very early. ::)

[count100]

believe me I knew what it all meant. I didnt go all the way and didnt for awile after that but I knew what it was all about for along time when that was there.

[Kugyince]

My first real kiss where other intentions were in mind was at 14.

I was playing basketball at a friend of a friend's house. There was a girl who lived across the street who was talking with us out through her bedroom window. After the game she came out and she seemed pretty cool. One by one the other three guys had to leave for whatever reasons and we stood in front of her house talking for quite some time. Eventually it got so late that her father called her from inside her house and as I was leaving she said, "Don't I get a kiss goodbye?"

Either that night or the next day her father (who was some sort of preacher) must have found out and she wasn't allowed to see me again.

[Dudebro]

Either that night or the next day her father (who was some sort of preacher) must have found out and she wasn't allowed to see me again.

Seems like a pretty smart guy if you ask me. He didn't want no B-ball playin', Atari lovin', D&D Larper making the moves on his daughter.

[Kugyince]

Either that night or the next day her father (who was some sort of preacher) must have found out and she wasn't allowed to see me again.

Seems like a pretty smart guy if you ask me. He didn't want no B-ball playin', Atari lovin', D&D Larper making the moves on his daughter.

I've never LARP'd. >:(

[Dudebro]

Either that night or the next day her father (who was some sort of preacher) must have found out and she wasn't allowed to see me again.

Seems like a pretty smart guy if you ask me. He didn't want no B-ball playin', Atari lovin', D&D Larper making the moves on his daughter.

I've never LARP'd. >:(

Yeah I almost loled when I typed that. I found it pretty amusing.

[laserboy1134]

My first kiss was at my 7th grade dance, me and the girl got kicked out for "Public displays of affection" but it was worth it.

[Kugyince]

Either that night or the next day her father (who was some sort of preacher) must have found out and she wasn't allowed to see me again.

Seems like a pretty smart guy if you ask me. He didn't want no B-ball playin', Atari lovin', D&D Larper making the moves on his daughter.

I've never LARP'd. >:(

Yeah I almost loled when I typed that. I found it pretty amusing.

You forgot future Dominant, Sadist, and Socialist.

[Tails]

Tenser's is the best so far.

Then Count's.

[laserboy1134]

Tenser's is the best so far.

Then Count's.


Oh sure, ignore mine!

[Tails]

Yours was dull.

[tanc24]

Yours was dull.


:-* :'( I'm a little hurt that my story was ignored. :'( :-*

[laserboy1134]

Yours was dull.


you're a poopie head!

[Tails]

Yours was dull.


:-* :'( I'm a little hurt that my story was ignored. :'( :-*
Yours is nothing but pimptastic. ;)

[mj23]

Yours was dull.


:-* :'( I'm a little hurt that my story was ignored. :'( :-*


what story?

your in this thread?? ???

jk ;D

[tanc24]

Yours was dull.


:-* :'( I'm a little hurt that my story was ignored. :'( :-*


what story?

your in this thread?? ???



jk ;D


Hey Napoleon, shouldn't you be building an army or something? ;D

[mj23]

Hey Napoleon, shouldn't you be building an army or something? ;D


check your mail on ikariam i am!

[gamefreak100200]

Tenser's is the best so far.

Then Count's.

i tried stay out of this but tails who are you to judge we haven't heard your story :P ;D

[TrakMastaTom]

The story of my first "real" kiss actually is really a pretty horrible story.

I was in either 7th or 8th grade. It was Valentine's Day and I went to the movies with my lady friend. We showed up late so we couldn't get tickets to any of the "Valentine's" movies. So we went to see Miracle, that stupid hockey movie. I got up the nerve to give her a kiss, and we got quite a bit too intimate for a movie theater. I remember there was a kid probably 8 years old behind us and his dad, and I remember his dad saying something along the lines of "Just watch the movie, son." To this day I feel bad about that.

After the movie I went outside and found out the movie had gone about an hour past the movie I told my sister we were seeing would have ended. So she had been there for an hour and she was pissed.

Last I heard that girl does some serious drugs these days. My bad. :-\

[Kugyince]

I could imagine requiring the need for drugs after having to live with the fact of making out with Tommy.

[david man45]

Agreed. Next topic of argument. Has Tails had a first kiss? No story posted or anything... :-X

[Kugyince]

I hear Sabby's first "real" kiss was with his sister.

[laserboy1134]

Does ANYONE like my story?

[Dudebro]

Does ANYONE like my story?

I like everyones stories, but I'm creepy like that.

[tanc24]

The story of my first "real" kiss actually is really a pretty horrible story.

I was in either 7th or 8th grade. It was Valentine's Day and I went to the movies with my lady friend. We showed up late so we couldn't get tickets to any of the "Valentine's" movies. So we went to see Miracle, that stupid hockey movie. I got up the nerve to give her a kiss, and we got quite a bit too intimate for a movie theater. I remember there was a kid probably 8 years old behind us and his dad, and I remember his dad saying something along the lines of "Just watch the movie, son." To this day I feel bad about that.

After the movie I went outside and found out the movie had gone about an hour past the movie I told my sister we were seeing would have ended. So she had been there for an hour and she was pissed.

Last I heard that girl does some serious drugs these days. My bad. :-\


This is a really good one. I like the part about "just watch the movie son". What the hell were you doing to the poor girl, Tom?
Rep for you, regardless. 8)

[TrakMastaTom]

What the hell were you doing to the poor girl, Tom?


Hey man, I was the innocent kid. She was the experinced older woman. I think I was the victim, personally.
Hahaha.

[gamefreak100200]

Agreed. Next topic of argument. Has Tails had a first kiss? No story posted or anything... :-X

I'm sorry tails is is unable (willing) to answer question please leave a message after the beep

[Dudebro]

I didn't realize we were calling people out in this topic. I must've missed that part.

Really though, would it matter if he didn't have a story to tell? It's starting to sound like a pissing contest in here. If you want I can tell some much better stories that would probably make some of you uncomfortable(no Tenser, I don't have any pictures).

Btw Gamefreak, I didn't see your story. What page was it on?


He is obviously elderly so I'll type it big and bold so he'll see it for sure. Don't worry he can't see this unless he puts on his bifocals. Sorry Brody, I just wanted to make sure you saw it, the joke was gravy.
BRODYMAN
That's all we're asking for...and if your mom's hot too...throw us a couple pix.

Hand drawn is acceptable.
That was great. I meant to tell you that before and forgot. I saw it again and I laughed again.


Either that night or the next day her father (who was some sort of preacher) must have found out and she wasn't allowed to see me again.
Seems like a pretty smart guy if you ask me. He didn't want no B-ball playin', Atari lovin', D&D Larper making the moves on his daughter.
I've never LARP'd. >:(
I laughed again. Even funnier the second time.

[TrakMastaTom]

It's starting to sound like a pissing contest in here.


Oh, it's on!

[Dudebro]

It's starting to sound like a pissing contest in here.


Oh, it's on!

On like Donkey Kong, am I right?

[gamefreak100200]

I didn't realize we were calling people out in this topic. I must've missed that part.

Really though, would it matter if he didn't have a story to tell? It's starting to sound like a pissing contest in here. If you want I can tell some much better stories that would probably make some of you uncomfortable(no Tenser, I don't have any pictures).

Btw Gamefreak, I didn't see your story. What page was it on?

i think you missed the point first i was just messing with him and because he had something to say about everyone's story :P second i... I've never had a first kiss that's why i was staying out of it. :-[

seriously Dudebro your taking me too seriously ;D

[Dudebro]

It appeared like people were being jerks about this, we're supposed to be friends around here right?

[gamefreak100200]

It appeared like people were being jerks about this, we're supposed to be friends around here right?

i agree ;D

[count100]

friends around here? Dudebro does that include even me? ;D

[Dudebro]

friends around here? Dudebro does that include even me? ;D

I like everyone.

[Kugyince]

friends around here? Dudebro does that include even me? ;D

I like everyone.

http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/beard2.jpg

[Dudebro]

friends around here? Dudebro does that include even me? ;D

I like everyone.

http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/beard2.jpg

That is probably the coolest beard I've ever seen.

[david man45]

It definatly is and it was just a little RETORICAL joke. :)

[Dudebro]

It definatly is and it was just a little rhetoricaljoke. :)

I don't get it, what's a joke?

[Kugyince]

It definatly is and it was just a little rhetoricaljoke. :)

I don't get it, what's a joke?

Your face. ;D

[Dudebro]

It definatly is and it was just a little rhetoricaljoke. :)

I don't get it, what's a joke?

Your face. ;D

Har har, you're not even trying anymore huh?

Edit, forgot to say, YOUR MOM.

[Tails]

I still don't get it...?