Will OP Delivar? [Archive]

Dudebro

10-09-2014, 09:33 PM

My rate up made the screenshot :)

Wait this is a real person and not a humanoid persona right?

ZedIsDead

10-09-2014, 09:39 PM

I'll get back to you when I have internet or when she's done with me

Whenever she lets you out of that gimp suit, you mean. Seahawk confirmed sexual deviant.

Seahawk

10-09-2014, 09:44 PM

Seahawk confirmed sexual deviant.

I know you havent been around for a while but everyone knew this already.

Wolf

10-09-2014, 09:45 PM

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4697.jpg

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4698.jpg

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4699.jpg

CrispyChicken

10-09-2014, 09:51 PM

Is this just going to become a hentai thread?

ZedIsDead

10-09-2014, 09:53 PM

You don't go full body pillow.

Seahawk

10-09-2014, 10:19 PM

Is this just going to become a hentai thread?

When I get internet, 99% probability yes

Wolf

10-09-2014, 10:24 PM

When I get internet, 99% probability yes
a lot of uguu to be had

Mareeps

10-10-2014, 11:32 AM

Seahawk it doesn't count if it's your mom you're kissing

Dudebro

10-10-2014, 11:47 AM

Well I guess that depends on how he kisses her.

Kugyince

10-10-2014, 12:28 PM

Seahawk it doesn't count if it's your mom you're kissing

Why? It counted when I was kissing his mom.

Wolf

10-10-2014, 04:18 PM

Well I guess that depends on how he kisses her.

It's ok papa hawk approves

Seahawk

10-10-2014, 07:23 PM

So

Sad news

samejamesbond

10-11-2014, 01:52 PM

So

Sad news

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4710.png

DrunkN

10-11-2014, 06:48 PM

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4714.jpg

Seahawk

10-11-2014, 08:15 PM

Blood week begins.

OP does not deliver. She is still visiting though, but I know that doesn't meet original expectations.

Let the belittling commence. I deserve it for making so much hype. Ride high and crash hard.

Kugyince

10-11-2014, 08:17 PM

Screw that, time to get your red wings.

CrispyChicken

10-11-2014, 08:42 PM

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4715.gifMG]

Slime Slayer

10-11-2014, 09:01 PM

Take the hershey highway.

Mareeps

10-12-2014, 04:05 AM

never ever

Seahawk

10-13-2014, 06:45 PM

She left. Empty house. Legit loneliness.

Back to being a hermit.

samejamesbond

10-13-2014, 07:19 PM

She left. Empty house. Legit loneliness.

Back to being a hermit.

Obama's Elf - YouTube

DrunkN

10-14-2014, 12:22 AM

She left. Empty house. Legit loneliness.

Back to being a hermit.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4723.jpg

Kugyince

10-14-2014, 04:26 AM

That's what prostitutes are for.

Seahawk

10-14-2014, 04:46 PM

I'll just wait out the month until she moves in. She brought a bunch of her stuff already.

Kugyince

10-14-2014, 06:07 PM

That's a month of doing blow off of whore's asses.

Slime Slayer

10-14-2014, 06:36 PM

Are you sure she didn't Mail herself back to Russia?

Tails

10-14-2014, 06:53 PM

Your girlfriend lives in Russia?

Dudebro

10-14-2014, 08:16 PM

I know you're not stupid SH but I hope you don't mention that you discussed her period with your internet gaming friends.

Seahawk

11-04-2014, 06:39 AM

Good morning.

My thighs ache.

4 times in past 12 hours

KATZ

11-04-2014, 10:01 AM

pics or it didnt happen

Kugyince

11-04-2014, 10:03 AM

Was he gentle?

Seahawk

11-04-2014, 10:55 AM

Man you guys are relentless.
It's a good thing I post here, otherwise I might be actually offended when other people try to insult me.

Dudebro

11-04-2014, 11:22 AM

I gotta say I'm a bit surprised that your thighs hurt. Either you were in an odd position or you're thrusting wrong. Or I've been doing it wrong all these years:tremble:

DrunkN

11-04-2014, 12:42 PM

>tfw no gf

Kugyince

11-04-2014, 01:23 PM

I feel your pain, brother. Been about 13 years since I had a girlfriend.

CrispyChicken

11-04-2014, 07:45 PM

Three cheers for Seahawk :victory: :victory: :victory:

I gotta say I'm a bit surprised that your thighs hurt. Either you were in an odd position or you're thrusting wrong. Or I've been doing it wrong all these years:tremble:

Or they were going at it all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seahawk

11-04-2014, 08:18 PM

Or they were going at it all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ctrl A + look at my previous posts

Already did it again

DrunkN

11-04-2014, 08:20 PM

Ctrl A + look at my previous posts

Already did it again

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4866.gif

Kugyince

11-04-2014, 08:22 PM

That's about right your first night. Good on ya.

CrispyChicken

11-04-2014, 08:22 PM

Ctrl A + look at my previous posts

Already did it again

:o

samejamesbond

11-04-2014, 08:46 PM

Good on ya SeaHawk, very proud of you.

Seahawk

11-05-2014, 06:31 AM

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4866.gif

Hax
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4869.gif

KATZ

11-05-2014, 11:34 AM

4 times in 12 hours? i feel sorry for your anus, dont know why your thighs hurt

Dudebro

11-05-2014, 12:20 PM

His thighs probably hurt from all the clenching.

RU Joe

11-05-2014, 03:49 PM

SH, I hope you had a nice visit together all the same.

Seahawk

11-06-2014, 06:29 PM

Oh it was pretty good. Turned in her application for occupancy earlier today, she'll be moving in permanently on the 15th or so.

I guess I should enjoy my last week of brain dead internet overusage.

Mareeps

11-07-2014, 03:56 AM

inb4 we never hear from him ever again

Seahawk

11-18-2014, 07:05 PM

Check out all this stuff I have now.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3730&stc=1&d=1416359110

DrunkN

11-18-2014, 07:57 PM

image of stuff

I have those same see through plastic cabinets.

Slime Slayer

11-18-2014, 10:33 PM

I have those same see through plastic cabinets.

I gottem too.

Dudebro

11-18-2014, 10:44 PM

Yeah we have some too. I think most people get them at some point.

samejamesbond

11-18-2014, 11:21 PM

I have similar ones.
Mine be bigger.

KATZ

11-19-2014, 09:42 AM

is that a frame for a loft bed?

Dudebro

11-19-2014, 09:59 AM

Looks more like a futon to me, unless loft bed is what you call it in Florida or the UK or where ever Katz is from.

Kugyince

11-19-2014, 12:16 PM

Katzikistan

Seahawk

11-19-2014, 06:06 PM

is that a frame for a loft bed?

Yep.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3731&stc=1&d=1416441875

I have similar ones.
Mine be bigger.

These? All filled with shoes btw.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3732&stc=1&d=1416441925
Don't mind the pony bag

Kugyince

11-19-2014, 07:05 PM

Best pone.

DrunkN

11-19-2014, 09:25 PM

These? All filled with shoes btw.
I was talking about this:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4917.png

Best pone.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4916.gif

CrispyChicken

11-19-2014, 09:26 PM

I was talking about this:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4917.png

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4916.gif

Davos is de best.

DrunkN

11-19-2014, 09:34 PM

Davos is de best.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4916.gif

Seahawk

11-20-2014, 04:48 PM

I was talking about this:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4917.png

Wasn't replying to you though.

Slime Slayer

11-20-2014, 04:54 PM

Wasn't replying to you though.

Face!

DrunkN

11-20-2014, 04:56 PM

Wasn't replying to you though.

We were all talking ambiguously about the same cabinets :V

Kugyince

11-20-2014, 05:25 PM

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4916.gif

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4922.jpg

samejamesbond

11-20-2014, 10:16 PM

These? All filled with shoes btw.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3732&stc=1&d=1416441925
Don't mind the pony bag

Ye. Though mine were filled with useful things like Belgian Waffles.
Also, Secretariat best pony.

Slime Slayer

11-20-2014, 11:14 PM

Seahawk

11-21-2014, 11:30 AM

Mines filled with obsolete art supplies, markers, paints, inks, flexi curves, conte, hell there is even and old school manual airbrush in there. (the air actually comes from your lungs)

Most of her stuff is art supplies related to cosplay making. The extra room is already a mess of her working on stuff for some upcoming event...
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3738&stc=1&d=1416590419

Rarity best pone
Rarity is her favorite toohttp://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3739&stc=1&d=1416590680

Also, Secretariat best pony.
>not even a main character

Slime Slayer

11-22-2014, 01:48 AM

Most of her stuff is art supplies related to cosplay making...

All in favor of banning SH from the fapping is magic thread as a precaution?

Seahawk

11-23-2014, 11:32 AM

All in favor of banning SH from the fapping is magic thread as a precaution?

Hey that's your loss if you don't want me posting links anymore, my needs are taken care of.

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3740&stc=1&d=1416763831

That is NOT my floor btw, pic before she moved via phone tease.

Dudebro

11-23-2014, 11:45 AM

Do you guys roleplay brony love? "OH CLOP ME BIG BOY!"

Kugyince

11-23-2014, 04:55 PM

Do you guys roleplay brony love? "OH CLOP ME BIG BOY!"

This has now become fact in the hearts and minds of the RU community, no matter how vehemently OP resputes it.

Seahawk

11-23-2014, 07:01 PM

This has now become fact in the hearts and minds of the RU community, no matter how vehemently OP resputes it.
Resistance against the will of Chat Crew is futile.

So what does the full list of "Fun Facts About Shwks" look like at this point?

RU Joe

11-23-2014, 07:29 PM

Op, clop,
Cloppity - cloppity clop.
Will clOP delivar?

Hello, Cloperator?
I'd like to place a long - distance clop to Miss Fluttershy of Equestria, please!
Can you make it cloppy? , I'm in a bit of a clop.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4931.png

:cute:

Dudebro

11-23-2014, 08:37 PM

So what does the full list of "Fun Facts About Shwks" look like at this point?

1. Anal naps.

KATZ

11-23-2014, 09:20 PM

2. sehak made it out of the point of no return and did not become a wizard http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4933.jpeg

Seahawk

11-23-2014, 09:24 PM

1. Anal naps.
Why do you still remember this

2. sehak made it out of the point of no return and did not become a wizard
Awwww thanks katzy :3

Dudebro

11-23-2014, 09:30 PM

Why do you still remember this
To be honest I wasn't sure I remembered it right. I knew anal was right, but it's always right.

Seahawk

11-23-2014, 09:40 PM

To be honest I wasn't sure I remembered it right. I knew anal was right, but it's always right.
I was just surprised because it's more the chat people who knew about that :V.

She loves this thread btw, thinks its hilarious.

Kugyince

11-23-2014, 10:02 PM

3. Delicious trap voice.

Dudebro

11-23-2014, 11:05 PM

I was just surprised because it's more the chat people who knew about that :V.

I was there. I think I was the one to make fun of you for it in the first place. If not I remember typing it more than once and thinking it was a funny visual.

Mareeps

11-24-2014, 10:42 AM

1. Anal naps.
Anyone still have this screencap? I lost it awhile back.

KATZ

11-24-2014, 07:13 PM

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4938.png

RU Joe

11-25-2014, 11:06 PM

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4938.png
Thanks for posting this Katz; I was honestly wondering about that whole 'anal nap' thing.
:act-up:
{began thinking: 'this must be some new internet meme I'm not yet aware of' .. }

CrispyChicken

11-25-2014, 11:29 PM

{began thinking: 'this must be some new internet meme I'm not yet aware of' .. }

Nah, it's just late night RU chat crew being them weird selves.