The RetroUprising Vending Machine Game

[Mareeps]

Basically you get an item from the vending machine related to what the last poster put in, and then you put any item you feel like in. Doesn't all have to be videogame related, by the way. Like so:

Poster 1: Inserts a red hat
Poster 2: Gets a Fire Flower, puts in a Hookshot
Poster 3: Gets a Megaton Hammer, inserts a copy of Battletoads
Poster 4: Gets a broken controller, inserts a shovel

I'll start it off.

Inserts an Ice Rod

[Slime Slayer]

Get's a fire rod.

Inserts cursed shield.

[ARedLetterDay]

Gets minus 5 to all stats during battle, can be cured by defending 255 times with it. Puts in a gummy bear.

[Mareeps]

Gets a teddy bear.

Inserts a Deku Leaf.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Gets a Deku Nut
inserts a 1up

[Slime Slayer]

Get's a Tanooki Suit.

Puts in a Zombie Slasher.

[Mareeps]

Gets rotten flesh.

Inserts an Eraser Eraser.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Gets a Divide by Zero
Inserts Ragnell

[CrispyChicken]

Gets Excalibur

Puts in Keyblade

[Mareeps]

Gets a small key.

Inserts a Magic Cape.

[ARedLetterDay]

Gets a reversed spike KO.

Inserts alarm clock.

[CrispyChicken]

Gets a gear

Inserts a crowbar

[Slime Slayer]

Get's Adamantium.

Inserts pink tail.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Gets purple tail
Inserts Ditto

[Slime Slayer]

Gets dug trio.

Inserts applejack.

[ARedLetterDay]

gets a brony.
inserts stubble

[DrunkN]

gets a fedora.

Inserts nanomachines,

[ARedLetterDay]

Gets son.
Inserts French literature.

[DrunkN]

Gets a poorly paced 1,100 page long epic about some dude who goes to jail for stealing bread.

Inserts Internet literature.

[ARedLetterDay]

Gets DrunkN.

Inserts Russian literature.

[Barra]

Gets a bottle of Kristov

Inserts a grandma

[ARedLetterDay]

Gets a boy.
Inserts chess piece.l

[KATZ]

Gets a red checker piece

inserts pumpernickel bread

[Slime Slayer]

Get a PB & J on P.

Inserts penis.

[CrispyChicken]

Gets baby.

Inserts hard drive

[Barra]

Gets a broken Xbone

Inserts an antimatter condenser

[Slime Slayer]

Gets a SH and Tenser flavored cookie.

Inserts a grain of salt.

[Barra]

Gets Ronald McDonald

Inserts Billy Mitchell

[Mareeps]

Gets a cartridge of Jaws for the nes.

Inserts a brick

[Slime Slayer]

Gets an Xbox 360.
Inserts a Wiiu.

[Mareeps]

Gets a police siren.

Inserts an eMachine.

[Jason L. Davis]

Gets An Eggroll
Inserts A Tampon.....Lol

[Mareeps]

Gets an angry feminist.

Inserts a monocle.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Get Colonel Mustard

Inserts a digivice

[joz]

Get sexy witch
Insert BOOM stick

[ARedLetterDay]

gets a deadite.
inserts sol sanctum

[DrunkN]

Gets a psynergy stone.

Inserts an elixir.

[StarfoxFan2009]

get a soda
Inserts a car

[Slime Slayer]

Gets Chupon

Inserts Vince Mcmahon

Doh! Ninja'd, now my answer doesn't make sense.