Create a TV Channel

[Protoman Zero]

Create a 24/7 running TV channel. Give it a name and what shows (3 have to be original) what times etc.

[Dudebro]

Is this supposed to be a forum game?

[Slime Slayer]

ASTROYCDTOTV, Astroboy and You Cant Do That On Television, alternating and round the clock.

[RU Joe]

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles {original flavor}
The Legend of Zelda

All day, every day.

[Ashums]

My TV channel would contain:


The Pac-Man Show (it's a classic)
The New Pac-Man Show (when it comes out, HURRY UP NAMCO)
Friends (since they're planning to get rid of it off E4)
King of the hill (picking this over Simpsons or South Park etc because it's rarely aired)

And also since it's my own channel I would put my own Cheese Man Chuck cartoon series and other rubbish animations I have created on it too.

Don't care what times things would be on, my staff will figure that out while I'm sitting on my pile of money in my 2 acre office.

[Slime Slayer]

Lol, epic: YouTube - Dig Dug - Pooka's Revenge

[Ashums]

Thanks :)

[Protoman Zero]

Is this supposed to be a forum game?
No, I concider it more of sharing ideas.

[DrunkN]

12 PM- Chuck Norris Infomercials, Walker Texas Ranger episodes playing during commercial breaks
1 PM- Star Trek
2 PM- The View
3 PM- Ophra Winfrey
4 PM- The Super Bowl (chronological, each day)
7 PM- Star Trek, TNG
8 PM- Back to The Future
1030 PM- Beevis and Butthead x2
11 PM- American Dad x2

What's next you ask? Stay tuned for my next post.

[Protoman Zero]

5 a.m.- A Stick Fig Show (original)
>5:30- Scrubs
>6:00- Scrubs
>6:30- House
>7:00- CSI Miami
>8:00- ALF
>8:30- ALF
>9:00- Star Trek
>10:00- ST: TNG
>11:00- How I Met Your Mother
>11:30- ALF
>12:00 p.m.- Ted the Elf (original)
>12:30- The Simpsons
>1:00- Star Trek
>2:00- ST: TNG
>3:00- Movie
>6:00- Ted the Elf
>6:30- 4 Guys, 1 Gas Pump (original)
>7:00- Star Trek
>
>8:00- Seinfield
>8:30- Seinfield
>9:00- Friday Night Live/ ST: TNG
>10:00- American Dad
>10:30- Shortz (original)
>11:00- Friday Night Live/ Star Trek
>12:00 a.m.- The Stick Fig Show
>12:30- Seinfield
>1:00- Friday Night Live/ ST: TNG
>2:00- American Dad
>2:30- Shortz
>3:00- Friday Night Live/ Star Trek
>4:00- The Stick Fig Show
>4:30- 4 Guys, 1 Gas Pump
>
>ANIMES
>11:00- Dragonball Z
>11:30- Dragonball Z
>12:00- FullMetal Alchemist
>12:30- Deltora Quest
>1:00- Dragonball Z
>1:30- Yu-Gi-Oh!
>2:00- Dragonball Z
>
>CARTOONS
>7:00- Ted the Elf
>7:30- G1 Transformers
>8:00- G.I. Joe
>8:30- Star Trek The Animated Series
>9:00- Lil' Star Trek!
>9:30- Ted the Elf
>10:00- Dungeons & Dragons
>10:30- G1 Transformers
>11:00- G1 Transformers

Cartoons are on Saturdays, animes on Saturdays

---------- Post added at 03:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:17 PM ----------

My TV channel would contain:


The Pac-Man Show (it's a classic)
The New Pac-Man Show (when it comes out, HURRY UP NAMCO)
Friends (since they're planning to get rid of it off E4)
King of the hill (picking this over Simpsons or South Park etc because it's rarely aired)
And also since it's my own channel I would put my own Cheese Man Chuck cartoon series and other rubbish animations I have created on it too.

Don't care what times things would be on, my staff will figure that out while I'm sitting on my pile of money in my 2 acre office.
You've gotta pay them double for that.

[Ashums]

6:30- 4 Guys, 1 Gas Pump (original)
I like the sound of that show, I would pay big money to watch that lol

You've gotta pay them double for thatWhoever asks for a raise is fired.... out of a cannon into the sun.

[Thunderlips]

Retro Uprising TV is on the air.......


Midnight to 6am - "Trust Noone" Featuring Joe Grotowski

Opening Theme Song, Paranoia, Barstool Prophets. Joe hacking into goverment websites, Zeitgeist plays on a screen in the background.

Joe breaks down the latest in media reports on world events and why none of it the "real truth." Featuring a segment on the latest in cutting edge tinfoil fashion, Joe will have you seeking medical attention for your neck from looking over your shoulder, that is, if you can find a doctor who is not secretly trying to control you with experimental drugs.

6am to 8am - "The Dude Bro Morning Show"

Opening theme song [your choice DB] Dudebro surfing, driving a life sized mario kart around town, dancing with the trippy "Tunnelhunter" game in the background, on the closing notes he sits at a computer chair, two female bikini models stroking his beard.....

Dudebro always opens with a full on refutal of what the previous shows host was presenting. Catch reviews of the latest online games and learn about the new wave religion "Dudebroism".

8am - 9am - "The Superfriends Supershow - Gamers Edition"

Evil Steven Cassidy and his Supervillain team the "Vicious Breed" are always up to something nefarious but thankfully SuperBagel and the "Eternal Champions are always there to thrwart their plans.

In the latest episode, The Breed find a way to free an armada of space invaders to crush the world but Joseph "Master Blaster" Jo joins E.C. just in time and uses his special powers to reduce the armada to a pile of pixels.

9am-930am - "The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer" with Xtremelean

Xtremelean picks the crappiest game he can find and then lists all the horrible things he would rather do then play said game. Edit - show cancelled


Coming Soon - MMA & Who needs a Joypad with Jozman.

Lots of airtime to fill gentlemen.....have at it.

[Slime Slayer]

LOL well done Lips.

[Dudebro]

Yeah I think that satire of RU is scarily accurate. +1

[joz]

Bravo Tlips! That made me laugh.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Best one i have seen yet Thunderlips +1

another show i'd see on there: 10-11 Am: Do A Barrel Roll with SFF: Take a ride with SFF as he takes a Arwing out for a test ride.

in all seriousness it's probably the worst idea i have :lol:

[Slime Slayer]

Join us at 11:30 nightly for "Your Body And You" with Dr. Sezthemank, as always Sez will have the phone lines open all night to take your calls.

[Kugyince]

The Jim5Cents Show: One hour of nothing but young boys in compromising positions.

[joz]

New to RUC at 12:30 AM, it's Hurry! Hurry! Yuri Yuri! hosted by Big Tenser. With special quest, Tails!

[StarfoxFan2009]

Also on RUC: 12:00 PM Shmups: The Quest for the High Score with your host Seahawk

[Dudebro]

Late night adult programming- Join Tenser in this shocking expose' as he explains why you all suck and so does your mom. The fun continues into the second hour as Tenser details why you have bad taste in video games.

[alohaex]

Retro Uprising TV is on the air.......


Midnight to 6am - "Trust Noone" Featuring Joe Grotowski

Opening Theme Song, Paranoia, Barstool Prophets. Joe hacking into goverment websites, Zeitgeist plays on a screen in the background.

Joe breaks down the latest in media reports on world events and why none of it the "real truth." Featuring a segment on the latest in cutting edge tinfoil fashion, Joe will have you seeking medical attention for your neck from looking over your shoulder, that is, if you can find a doctor who is not secretly trying to control you with experimental drugs.

6am to 8am - "The Dude Bro Morning Show"

Opening theme song [your choice DB] Dudebro surfing, driving a life sized mario kart around town, dancing with the trippy "Tunnelhunter" game in the background, on the closing notes he sits at a computer chair, two female bikini models stroking his beard.....

Dudebro always opens with a full on refutal of what the previous shows host was presenting. Catch reviews of the latest online games and learn about the new wave religion "Dudebroism".

8am - 9am - "The Superfriends Supershow - Gamers Edition"

Evil Steven Cassidy and his Supervillain team the "Vicious Breed" are always up to something nefarious but thankfully SuperBagel and the "Eternal Champions are always there to thrwart their plans.

In the latest episode, The Breed find a way to free an armada of space invaders to crush the world but Joseph "Master Blaster" Jo joins E.C. just in time and uses his special powers to reduce the armada to a pile of pixels.

9am-930am - "The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer" with Xtremelean

Xtremelean picks the crappiest game he can find and then lists all the horrible things he would rather do then play said game. Edit - show cancelled


Coming Soon - MMA & Who needs a Joypad with Jozman.

Lots of airtime to fill gentlemen.....have at it.

Hmm let's see the Dude Bro morning show sounds interesting also the superfriends supershow gamers edition sounds like it would be a cool show to watch. I would watch Joe show just to try and learn all his hacking tricks (I be no means mean that you are a hacker yourself Joe)

[Dudebro]

To be clear any theories about me surfing or dancing are highly fictional. Also I think the MMA coverage would be done by steven.

Btw I don't get the jozman part, someone clue me in.

[alohaex]

Have you ever tried surfing dudebro

[Dudebro]

No but I probably wouldn't do well. I love the ocean and swimming but I don't think I have the balance for it.

[alohaex]

I never was able to do it either I almost conked myself on the head once trying. Now bugyboarding (not sure that's spelled right now) I'm good at

[StarfoxFan2009]

Boogieboarding sounds like a lot of fun... too bad i'm landlocked

[Dudebro]

I have enough fun just being in the waves I really don't need to be riding them on a board. I'm not kidding when I say I can be in the ocean for several hours and not even notice the time. If it wasn't for potential sunburns and skin cancer I'd see no reason to get out. I'm usually the only one of my friends and family to stay in so long.

One thing that helps me get out though is the thought of all the wildlife under the ocean. Thankfully I live in cold waters so there's not much that will hurt me but it's still an unsettling thought if you know how much goes on under there.
Hawaii might scare the crap out of me because you guys get all kinds of nice stuff like sharks.

[alohaex]

Well the tiger sharks are fun but the jellyfish are even funner they always come in a few days after the full moon by the hundreds and sting people by the hundreds. The most dangerous are the rocks a lot of people have gotten nasty cuts and broken bones and died by not watching out for them

[Dudebro]

the jellyfish are even funner they always come in a few days after the full moon by the hundreds and sting people
That sounds like a horror movie. It's also pretty cool that the moon effects the ocean life.

New programming idea for the RU channel- Alohaex answers newb questions about his state from people who make it seem like it's a separate country.

[alohaex]

I could see a need for a show like that

[joz]

Btw I don't get the jozman part, someone clue me in.

I linked him the MMA link once.

[Tails]

What a contradiction with your name DB.

[Protoman Zero]

I like the sound of that show, I would pay big money to watch that lol
It's pretty much the same thing as Happy Days, except more modern day dude like

[Thunderlips]

To be clear any theories about me surfing or dancing are highly fictional. Also I think the MMA coverage would be done by steven.

Btw I don't get the jozman part, someone clue me in.

the surfing part was an homage to your noted skills at "California Games" Btw DB are you not due for an avatar change soon?

I had alot more shows to pitch but I worried some may find it offensive so my internal censor kicked in. Don't tell my V.B. teamates I softened up....

[Dudebro]

Ah now that makes a lot more sense. While I do enjoy the surfing in CG I really like the footbag more. The flying disc part used to make my brother and I laugh hysterically though, messing up a diving catch is pretty amusing.

You got any suggestions for my avatar? I usually only change it when I tire of the current one(not gonna happen with Dr Mindbender) or when a new picture amuses me.

[Tails]

What about that duckling one?

[Protoman Zero]

If people are getting off topic, isn't that spam?

[Dudebro]

Yeah but for the most part we're just talking about the funny TV channel stuff, which is on topic. Sorry if it bothers you.

[Protoman Zero]

Yeah but for the most part we're just talking about the funny TV channel stuff, which is on topic. Sorry if it bothers you.
Yeah it does get kinda annoying...

[Dudebro]

I'm sorry you feel that way but if people are talking about the topic then it's really not off topic or spam. Think of it this way, the talking keeps people posting in your topic. Without it this topic might be dead and then you'd be bored. Ya know?

[Protoman Zero]

I'm sorry you feel that way but if people are talking about the topic then it's really not off topic or spam. Think of it this way, the talking keeps people posting in your topic. Without it this topic might be dead and then you'd be bored. Ya know?
I was just thinking that because one website I used to be on, if that kind of stuff happened, the thread would be locked.

[Dudebro]

We don't want people to go off topic either really but we're far more relaxed than that other forum your describing.

[Protoman Zero]

That place was really, and I mean REALLY strict. I was on for 3 months then I was banned. Made a new account several months later, lasted a week.

[Dudebro]

Well see now we're getting off topic talking about how other forums deal with being off topic. ;) But yeah I used to go to a forum like that and it really got annoying. When the mods are constantly barking at people and closing topics it's really hard to have a fun community.

[joz]

Hilarious! The Off Topic Talk Show.

[Dudebro]

I could do an off topic talk show. Just make up any topic and not talk about it during the show. Brilliant!

[joz]

You're doing it wrong

[sezthemank]

Dont forget a Music show with Track Master Tom as the host.

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