xtremelean
02-07-2011, 09:27 PM
Cheetahmen II... this is what people called the unholy grail of gaming. But infact, it's the worst game ever.... for the NES. The worst game ever is Superman 64 but on to Cheetahmen II.
Cheetahmen II is a sequel from Cheetahmen, a game that was put with the horrible combo, Action 52. The directors thought that a sequel would be great for the company, but the cartridge of Cheetahmen II just borrowed from the action 52 cartridge putting a sticker saying Cheetahmen II on it. Wow, this must mean it could be bad. Well, in the next paragraph, I'm going to write a complete summary of how I think of it.
Cheetahmen II is an unforgivable, good-for-nothing pile of vomit that got splattered onto the face of the Earth. It's continued existence is life's greatest mystery. A game that I wouldn't choose if I were stranded on a deserted island. In fact, I wouldn't choose this game over anything. It's a complete, jitteral waste of time, energy and space. If the world were to end now by meteors falling from the sky, the game would be so bad, that it wouldn't be damaged, because the meteors are too scared to touch it's awfulness. That's how bad it is.
Don't play this game. Cause it will scar you and leave a permanent mark in your brain about the horrible disaster that was caused by playing Cheetahmen II.
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Cheetahmen II is a sequel from Cheetahmen, a game that was put with the horrible combo, Action 52. The directors thought that a sequel would be great for the company, but the cartridge of Cheetahmen II just borrowed from the action 52 cartridge putting a sticker saying Cheetahmen II on it. Wow, this must mean it could be bad. Well, in the next paragraph, I'm going to write a complete summary of how I think of it.
Cheetahmen II is an unforgivable, good-for-nothing pile of vomit that got splattered onto the face of the Earth. It's continued existence is life's greatest mystery. A game that I wouldn't choose if I were stranded on a deserted island. In fact, I wouldn't choose this game over anything. It's a complete, jitteral waste of time, energy and space. If the world were to end now by meteors falling from the sky, the game would be so bad, that it wouldn't be damaged, because the meteors are too scared to touch it's awfulness. That's how bad it is.
Don't play this game. Cause it will scar you and leave a permanent mark in your brain about the horrible disaster that was caused by playing Cheetahmen II.
Thanks for reading, look out for next review from The Honest Retro Uprising Gamer. Remember to look at the underline, bold sentence to get a hint on the next game that I'll review. Comment about the review. You can also make comments requesting playthroughs of games you want me to review. See ya later.